This isn’t really news, but if I’ve got a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt buying a thong you better believe I’ll be putting it up. Because the only thing sexier than a big breasted celebrity in a thong is a big breasted celebrity buying a thong. No wait, that’s not right. A big breasted celebrity stealing a thong? Shit, now I forgot what ‘thong’ means. It’s like a fruit or something, right?
Jennifer Love Hewitt buys lingerie
February 23rd, 2006 // 52 Comments
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LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Jennifer Love WHOitt?
Buffy Holt | February 23, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Ghost WHAT?
BrianMolko | February 23, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Bum floss is *so* attractive…
Shaun | February 23, 2006 at 3:23 pm
She looks like she is buying from the $5.00 rack. The balloons indicate a sale on last month’s style.
Those thongs look cheap.
Devil Is Chrome | February 23, 2006 at 3:24 pm
oh. my. god. I understand that this site is “The Superficial” for a reason, but this is really bad.
Crap, if you will.
Geno | February 23, 2006 at 3:24 pm
God bless Jennifer Love. God bless thongs. God bless Jennifer Love in a thong. I need to be held.
tis GLAM | February 23, 2006 at 3:31 pm
so what. my gramma wears thongs.
tis GLAM | February 23, 2006 at 3:32 pm
so what. my gramma wears thongs!
ribbit25 | February 23, 2006 at 3:35 pm
She looks seven months pregnant
The Devil | February 23, 2006 at 3:35 pm
JLH wearing *anything* (or nothing) is just fine by me. Hotness.
peyton | March 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm
JLH wearing nothing would be ….. i dont know what say about that
ESQ | February 23, 2006 at 3:40 pm
I gave her my American Express and told her to only buy thongs for me and me only.
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 3:58 pm
God, this girl looks just like a beagle.
Aimtrue | February 23, 2006 at 4:02 pm
If a thong is fruit then I want to be eating at Ms. Love-Hewitt’s fruit basket YUMMY Nice melons too
honey | February 23, 2006 at 4:06 pm
the dude behind her looks like he’s getting ready to whip it out!
drowningfool | February 23, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Girls will never understand our infatuation with this big breasted gift from God. Just watch. From now on, all the posts from girls will go something like this: “I don’t know what you guys see in this girl…she looks like a ______(somewhat funny and accurate comparison).” Whatever comments you girls make it won’t make any difference, so just save them and let us guys talk about how hot she is.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
(That also goes for comments about her career, or lack thereof, those comments are also just signs of jealosy and will not be taken seriously)
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Gift From God……Hmmmm, now that’s overplaying it a little, dontcha think?
christenwentboom | February 23, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Wasn’t this already on here? I recall several comments being made about her looking pregnant judging from this picture.
ProtonMan | February 23, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Hey Mr Superficial, just show us the photo of her in the underwear, not of her shopping for it.
Mr. Fritz | February 23, 2006 at 4:24 pm
I never thought she was attractive, she has always has that overly smiling joker from batman grimace. She is curvy and in good shape, but you can put a bag over her mug.
dosita | February 23, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Mr. Fritz is right. God-ugly head, great body on Love-Hewitt.
Tracy | February 23, 2006 at 4:32 pm
If you ever watch her show, Ghost Whisperer, it’s a hoot to see her in all this makeup and low cut stuff. I bet her target audience is teenage boys and perverts. It’s pretty funny to watch.
inspector11 | February 23, 2006 at 4:43 pm
jennifer love hewitt and i have the same two problems:
1. she’s not in my bedroom doing jumping jacks
2. we both have to buy sexy underpants to replace what carson daly keeps stealing.
Tania | February 23, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Thong schmong.
Us true hot chicks wear no underwear at all. Am I right LaydeeBug?
ProtonMan | February 23, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Tania, if you are ever in Sydney Australia, could you please look me up…pleeeaaase
Binky | February 23, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Well, I’m not sure about her career. I don’t even know what she was doing last summer.
But she was caught serving chicken in free food line at this site a while back, so I assume her show is a – ‘she sees poor people’ type of thing. Which is good…especially for Hollyweird.
So I hope she grabbed those thong deals fast – before that guy beside her.
Spindoc | February 23, 2006 at 5:53 pm
To Tara Reid those are Granny Panties.
cibby | February 23, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Does she have big boobs? I thought she was a skinny, tiny actress?
Doc | February 23, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Just wish there were more pics… specifically her IN the thong… now, that would be hot… the only thing that bothers me is that Carson Daly basically picked Tara Reid over her… kinda like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating Newman’s old g/f that Newman dumped… something just HAS to be wrong with her…
Praz | February 23, 2006 at 6:31 pm
She has a show? When did this happen?
Sheva | February 23, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Her show is actually quite interesting and it’s pretty well written for its premise week to week.
But man what the hell is going on with this site. This picture is at least weeks old from other publications.
We could do better than that. All we need is someone with a camera heading over to Love’s place.
The girl is lovely and God Bless her for it.
We do.
gogoboots | February 23, 2006 at 11:30 pm
She’s so boring, I’d rather look at a picture of Britney Spears buying a thong…
Average | February 24, 2006 at 5:25 am
I agree, she is boring, and ugly, and talentless.
But her boobs are real and they are nice. Im pretty sure thats a big enough accomplishment in hollywood to get you your own show.
slinkhard | February 24, 2006 at 8:33 am
‘Whatever comments you girls make it won’t make any difference, so just save them and let us guys talk about how hot she is.’
Conversely, whatever comments you guys make about how she really, really is hot, honestly! won’t alter our opinions, so why don’t you just save them and let us girls talk about how beaglesque she is.
Mr. Fritz | February 24, 2006 at 8:49 am
Hey LaydeeBug,
You are one of the funniest posters on this site. I enjoy reading all of your comments because I feel the same way. Okay, this “moron” has to get back to researching
metallurgy and three-dimensional microscopy.
nichole | February 24, 2006 at 9:19 am
I wish I could have cute little bangs like that, but alas, I have a cowlick :/
bakismaki | February 24, 2006 at 9:52 am
She still looks good to me.
Aimtrue | February 24, 2006 at 10:50 am
#21- If the target audience is teenage boys and perverts- Which are you? Maybe the double whammy: a male teenage pervert? Redundant.
horsecow | February 24, 2006 at 10:55 am
i remember reading an interview with her, where she spoke about taking her mom with her on press junkets, etc. so not only is she a prude, but a dork as well. her doing playboy next month will do nothing but make everyone say “here’s a talentless hack who feels she had to get naked to be taken seriously, when all everyone’s ever taken seriously is her bustline.”
Sheva | February 24, 2006 at 11:04 am
I just think that any horsecow chicks should refrain from saying how unattractive Love is because it’s not really fair being graded by cows.
Yep, us dudes agree. She’s lovely.
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Yes, Tania, Commando all the way!!!!
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 12:10 pm
HI Fritz, did I tell you I love science too? Me-tal-Lurgy, Me-tal-Lurgy……And I love Edgar Allan Poe. Do you think sho knows who Poe is? Nah, she probably thinks its a Telly-tubby.
drowningfool | February 24, 2006 at 2:30 pm
The fact that she’s a dork only makes her hotter. A hot, insecure dork…where do I sign up? I’ll take two please. Two breasts that is.
tits_on_snack | February 24, 2006 at 2:32 pm
I don’t know what kind of crack #15 is smoking, because no guy I know thinks she’s a “big breasted gift from god”. That’s like saying any guy who disses Carrot-Top is “just jealous”.
She’s a mousey little uninteresting, squinty-eyed, average looking, pencil-nosed boring girl who still lives with her mother. She’s probably a nice person. A nice, plain, person.
Trust me this comment is not stemming from any kind of jealousy whatsoever. I can openly admit my jealousy of beautiful women that I admire, and she is not one of them. I have always thought this girl resembled some form of small, meek, narrow-eyed mole type rodent, and never understood how some people find her so attractive. She doesn’t even have “girl-next-door” qualities. About the only thing she has going for her are a couple of floppy boobs, and trust me, there are better boobs out there, attached to better looking people.
ProbablyTooOld | February 24, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Ummm… I recall her being cute and all but damnation, guys! In this pic she’s either 27 months pregnant or she’s wearing a tent and she appears to be buying lingerie in a fire-sale reduction in a drug store. And she looks so much like my best friend in third grade’s mom–who was not a hot mom, either–that if I was a man I’d never get it up again if I realized I was attracted to that sort of thing.
I honestly don’t understand the criteria for beauty the chief of Superficial applies. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her pokey little face but not Jennifer Anniston who is the same demographic with a much better face and body sans fake boobies. Kate Beckinsale–who weighed over 200 pounds in her last pregnancy and is so covered in stretch marks she looks like Patchwork Sally and who has the worst boob job ever–is hot but Britney, who never got close to that sort of girth and whose skin still appears pretty good if those shots from Hawaii are anything to go on is not.
Pull your dicks out of your asses! You make no sense! If Jennifer Love Hewitt is all that hot I’ll shave one of my cats and let you date her. The conversation will be less “quirky” and at least my cats don’t live with their moms anymore.
McShez | February 24, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Come on, how naive are we? Chix aren’t likely to be 12-year-old-boy thin yet magically sprout boobs that big and perky without surgery!
I once saw a quote attributed to her in which she said her implants were the best accessories she’s ever bought. Yeah, of course I don’t believe everything I read, but I choose to believe that ’cause she seems pretty icky. It makes my toes curl to think about the logistics of paying someone to knock you out, slice you open and insert big puffy chemical things into your tits anyway. But that’s just me :)
A Nobody | February 25, 2006 at 11:38 am
Her boobs aren’t really that big. If hers are big, then Pamela Anderson’s would be terrifying. And I mean it as in “war of the worlds” terrifying.
marydoll512 | February 25, 2006 at 12:42 pm
EVen that thong won’t make her ugly as sexy….All she has are nice tits on a little boy’s body…..Her face is not that great. I just dont see it.
Pez_D_Spencer | February 26, 2006 at 1:22 am
If Hewitt does Playboy, that will kill whatever sort of a career she has. The only reason anyone cares is because she hasn’t shown her um “talent” yet. If she does a nude spread, she’ll be hanging out with Denise Richards, Shannon Elizabeth, and Heather Graham in the “Hey, remember us?” crowd.
Plus, if she really is as homely as many women think, a nude spread could be as lethal to her as it was to Teri Hatcher. Seriously, “Heaven’s Prisoners” nearly put her on Hollywood Squares.
Tania | February 27, 2006 at 1:47 am
Pez_D_Spencer: I couldn’t agree with you more! The ‘ “Hey, remember us?” crowd’ hit the nail right on the head.
peyton | March 16, 2011 at 3:44 pm
i think JLH is a god. oo my god dhe is hot beyound hot. i think she is a godess . i think she is more beuiful then a godess