Jennifer Lopez’s kids will soil only the finest of items

January 21st, 2008 // 93 Comments

Jennifer Lopez had her baby shower over the weekend on the rooftop of the Gramercy Park Hotel. J-Lo’s unborn children, she’s rumored to be having twins, will be getting lots of insanely expensive gifts for them to poop on, according to NY Daily News:

Lopez and her hubby are dropping at least $40,000 a pop on nurseries at their estates in Bel Air, Calif., Fisher Island, Fla., and Oyster Bay, L.I.
The Daily News reported last month that her gift registry at Petit Tresor, an exclusive L.A. boutique, included a Balmoral black carriage for $3,495, a $560 jogging stroller and two $349 cashmere outfits – one with pink stripes and one with blue.

Since Jennifer Lopez’s children will be half-human, half-vampire does that mean they can walk around in the daytime? More importantly, are jogging pants really an acceptable form of clothing with Marc Anthony’s outfit? I mean, sometimes you reach a point where you’re being too classy.

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  1. citizen of the world (dialect of a true traveller)

    How can anyone spend that kind of money on their child when there are so many kids in the world who have NOTHING. I say buy some quality items at reasonable prices and then donate that money in your child’s name to a special charity. Teach your children to give back instead of being grossly materialistic and selfish. The difference these two could make in the world with all the money that they waste is depressing. I know they give a little but they still live very gluttonous lives. It’s easy to give, it’s much harder to take less. Charity is not just about what you give but about how you live. i feel sorry for people who can’t see that. These people’s behaviour is a BIG part of what’s wrong with this world.

  2. HELP

    #7, you are a weirdo.
    #13, you are just an asshole.

    And poor Jimbo — you have the mother of all douchebag trolls. I feel sorry for you :(

    As for JLo, she’s gorgeous, but those kids are gonna come bouncing out way early if she keeps teetering on those heels. And Marc A. is just gross. Married to him, I’d find dildos and adoption as my only options.

  3. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    #51, you’re an idiot. please refrain from further attempts at intelligent commentary unless you’re currently living on a kibbutz and donating all your free time to treating TB in sub-saharan Africa.

    #51…changing the world by posting blog comments on a celebrity blogsite…shucks, crusading for justice sure is fun!

  4. What the heck is that?

    Seriously, the thought of having sex with that man turns my stomach. Women aren’t the only ones with eating disorders.
    Get off the heals mama, they may make your legs look slimmer but they’ve got to be killing your back, and they make that man of yours look worse.

  5. Erica

    # 47 & the rest of you – marc’s pants are NOT jogging pants, LOL that someone would think those are jogging pants – look closely. obviously most of you here know nothing about fashion. pick up a mag. once in a while, these two are fabulous & their kiddos are gonna be fabulous too ! ! !

  6. both have gross fashion sense.

  7. wow, I love her. I am a nudist from nudistconnect.com. I found many fans on that site. So strange

  8. Sexy Fetus - Woody Allen's New Girl

    #52 Our mini babe is in luck! Traversing the gutters and garbage dumps purverying the homeless children in hopes of new meat for his hungry longings, our chick was adopted by a legend of Hollywood! HIs Woodness!
    A new home a new chance at life Karma Sutra Hurray
    (That Vietnemese woman was looking old anyway waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old for his refined habits)

  9. 53 steals Oxygen

    (Neoconservative repressed homosexual? Heart congested by atherosclerosis? Just don’t care? Ahhh I see a standard issue fuckwad that just don’t care about the downtrodden and hates bleeding hearts who do. Good.)
    I guess illiterates like yourself are just fine with the elite Oligarchy that run this planet and supress the masses all the while living like kings and queens. I mean if you are on the side of evil that’s ok . Die and go to Hell or get sick and lose everything and live in the streets and see what it is like. I know I know you don’t care. (Fucking post-magnon )

  10. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    #59…the fact that you equate JLo with an “elite oligarchy” confirms that you’re an imbecile. try reading more books and watching less TV or barnyard porn or whatever it is you do with your free time when you’re not crusading for justice on celebrity blogsites. cretin.

  11. Extreme wealth = elite

    60 or Butthole, have you any idea of the priveleges the super rich? Any idea of how many Americans are losing their homes right now due to the bankers siezure of financial control of our money? You know the Federal Reserve Scam and collateralized debt obligations, the rancid SEC, etc. Yeah the whole economy is one big casino and if you can make it by shaking your big fat nastgy Puerto Rican nasty fat ass and “sing” (I guess that is what she does) and act in lousy meaningless movies well then you have 10s and 100s of millions of dollars.
    I guess that is cool though at least for you cuz well you are retarded and don’t care cuz you are an uninformed capitalist pig Butthole

  12. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    I’ll paypal you $20 if you can actually cogently explain what a CDO is…you’re such a poseur. You have no idea what a collateralized debt obligation is, what is means, and how it functions. And you certainly have no economic training or intellectual heft (beyond your use of thesaurus.com, evidently) if you equate “having millions of dollars” with an “oligarchy”. Either that or you have no comprehension of the size of the global economy. Stop digging now, while you can still see out of your butthole of ignorance.

    Go pick on someone of equivalent educational status…I’m sure there are some people on facebook or myspace who would be impressed with your marxist diatribes.

    Again, you’re a moron. Apparently one who reads forbes.com.

    Have fun with your delusions, nincompoop.

  13. Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
    Don’t think just because I got a lot of money,
    I’ll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses.

    Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

    Baby, let’s make a run for the border,
    I’ve got a hunger only tacos can stop.
    I know exactly what I’ll order
    three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

    I need to make a run for the border.
    If you pay, I’ll take off my top.
    Do you remember what I want to order?
    Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

    Yea-ah, and don’t forget the hot sauce, chulo.

    Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?
    Those tacos sure look good!
    I’m just Jenny from the hood!
    Ooh, can I have your tacos?

  14. 62 Butthole

    I am not here to teach you economics. Learn for yourself. Our global economy is in trouble. This country is in deep shit and if you are not aware of the fact then it you really are as stupid as you talk. Look up the whole CDO thing dumbass, it will explain alot.
    1% of this country lives like royalty and lobbies and therefore essentially manipulates or via finance controls the government. Therefore the government functions in their interests not ours.
    As for picking on someone of my own educational status, you talk like an ignorant loser particularly delusional as to your own place in the social heirarchy. Freedom is an illusion and your kind are not bright enough to see through the shadows to the darkness that lies ahead the common man.
    An oligarchy is fundamentally criminal and this government has blatantly subverted the constitution. But I am sure one so intellectually lacking as you are wholly unaware that you are being shorn and the wool off your ass is being pulled over you eyes.
    Go talk to the drunks in your trailer park, idiot. You bore me.
    Oh, I do not read Forbes. And you are aware that the list of 400 had like 82 too many billionaires to list last year? In 1991 we had 7 in this country. Russia has over 300 in theirs now. They are called oligarchs.
    People like you are the reason why politicians have power over the masses. Now go count the corn is feces until your little mind shuts itself to sleep. You have a loooong day of mindless toil cleaning all the semen off the floor in the gay bar you work at for minimum wage and work starts realllllly early for you.

    Write back soon loser.

  15. Concerned for Americans

    I honestly can’t understand why you people are being so mean! The woman is pregnant! She also looks very pretty and the coat is suppose to keep her and the baby warm. Whats wrong with you morons. Thats why your country is in so much problems, you people are a very hateful bunch!

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  17. #59, #61, #64 THANK YOU

    #65 It seems it needs to be said OVER and OVER again this is the WORLD WIDE WEB hence not everyone who comments is American. I love how people insult the U.S. with rude broad generalization and label an entire country full of diversity and people of all walks of life as being closed minded or cruel, well you should turn that finger around people of the world because you are exactly what you don’t like.

    Many horrible women have been pregnant . Women who beat and abuse their children were once just cute pregnant women and some of them were probably quite pretty. This woman is an absolute glutton who lives in a bubble filled with overpriced garbage. She is so clueless about the world around her even though she was once just a poor girl from the Bronx. You’d think her earlier lifestyle would have afforded her some PERSPECTIVE. It’s pathetic to see how selfish and self absorbed some people can be. While her child is living like a little king others are dying. With all she has she could raise her child comftorably and with her kludicrous undeserved wealth (no one deserves millions we all just deserve comfort and it is mentally unhealthy to live with no limitations, financial or ortherwise) make tremendous contributions to help other children. She can still shop and buy hundreds of thousands of clothes but she’d have to donate them instead of keeping them for herself. She could buy another mansion but instead of using it a few tiimes a year for her selfish fat ass she could turn it into a home for abused women. There is always a better way to live and you CAN contribute without turning the economy upside down, spend your money just not all on yourself. This brat also wears fur despite knowing how senslessly cruel it is. Not like eating meat which is natural FYI animals eat other animals but skinning animals live or electrocuting them to make a fur coat to cover your giant ass when faux fur is a great cruel free alternative is heartless. It’s not like she ‘s in the artic living off the land. This woman proves with all of her actions that she is NOT a good person, sorry but haut couture and professionally styled hair has never fooled me into judging a person based on their outer appearance (I believe in judging people by their actions and we all judge, it’s necessary in this world). So she looks cute to some (not to me) well so did Britney once upon a time and look what was lurking beneath the surface.

  18. RCA

    This guy has got to be THE LUCKIES LYCAND on the planet!!!!!! When judgement day comes – he better be the first dude I see bursting into flames because of that contract he signed with the Demon Mephistopholes!!!

    Book it!

  19. Nastyone

    I’d crawl under her skirt RIGHT NOW – TODAY – and dine to my heart’s content.

  20. citizen of the world

    So Jennifer Lopez does a movie and is paid $20 million, do some of you NOT understand what that actually means.

    It means that she walks onto the film set (knocking over all the props with that giant load she calls an ass) and all around her are hardworking crew members who make miniscule fractions of what she will make although they work just as hard if not MUCH harder. Do you have any idea how much arrogance it takes to think you are so superior to others?

    When you hear actors whine about their long hours does it not occur to you why they have to work 16 hour days. It’s because their massive salary eats up so much of the budget that a location like a park or hotel can only be rented for say 2 days so they have to overwork the entire staff non stop because of a few people giant financial demands. That means the crew who make very basic salaries have to work like crazy and be away from their salaries just so an already ridiculously wealthy woman can make another $20 million which will be spent on shoes and spa treatments and worthless fucking bullshit.

    Every actor that you idolize who is successful is part of this sick way of life. I do not know how they live with themselves. I have searched and not ONE of them lives modestly not one of them has realized this is wrong, not the idolized precious princess Reese Witherspoon or “nice guy” Tom Hanks. If some of you took the time to really see the truth about Hollywood and other overpaid jerks maybe as a public as the paying customers you would finally stand up and call BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT that you have to save up for months just to take your kid to a goddamn baseball game, BULLSHIT that a little girl like Miley Cyrus makes millions when many of the kids who adore her and have made her all that money have so little. BULLSHIT that those actors are celebrated for making movies where they PLAY heroes like firefighters when the real heroes continue to go unsung. We should watch awards shows for great people who do incredible things without ever expecting a room full of applause (OPRAH) or a bank account full of money instead of shows like the BULLSHIT Oscars that celebrate the wealthy as they sit covered in diamonds eating food that costs more than the average families monthly grocery bill ready to pat themselves on the back and drown in their smugness. It’s all fucking BULLSHIT, as the people who pay their salaries we should have a say and we should stand up and be heard. Celebrities are not above us they do not deserve to live like gods on mount Olympus while their fans (and BTW it is so unhealthy to be a fan) live with so little. Have you ever noticed that Hollywood’s movies always have the hero as a blue collar average Joe/Jane and the villain is always the wealthy greedy selfish jerk who has no concept of reality. Can’t you see the IRONY we are being bamboozled. Ha ha, but really it’s sick and sad. Why do you think celeb trashing sites exist and are so popular? Because we know this celebrity glutton culture is wrong and we come here to vent weather we mock them with clever jokes or weather we just let it all out in long rants.

    THIS REALITY MUST CHANGE. We are the ones who can change it, peacefully.

  21. citizen of the world

    *That means the crew who make very basic salaries have to work like crazy and be away from their families

  22. erica

    # 70, i agree…never understood why athletes & actors got paid soooo much. i understand getting paid well, but gosh – millions…

  23. Proud Republican Scientologic Oligarch with a Fetus

    You people forget the reason why these people live the way they do. Has it ever occurred to you that is it because of their TALENT? We should fall down on our hands and knees when they walk by, happy to to lay face down in excrement, smeared and bewildered at these great ones. If I were not a Scientologist and a Paracommunist I would say “thank god”. But such are not my beliefs.
    But I do believe we are blessed by these Angelic Beings and that they actually emit such positive energy that they hold the universe together, at least in terms of the cultural matrix. And no amount of money can repay them for the blessings bestowed upon us.
    Myself, I have, in between these informative rants, been hard at work on my pc for 2 hours doing stock trading with the money I inherited (rightfully so) and feel that the enormous monies I make are a boon to the economics of the “lesser man”.
    Being philanthropic, I grant my church 50% of my earnings, no small sum.
    Respectfully

  24. citizen of the world

    #73. Wonderful! Hilarious and clever. I love it!

    Keanu Reeves once said he deserved all the milllions he makesbecause he was once homeless and lived in his car. It is actually painful what a sad pathetic statement that is and how in those few words he really summed up what is wrong with the world.

  25. citizen of the world

    #72. Thanks erica

  26. Anonymous

    I truly wish that Selena had not been killed. Selena being alive would mean no J-Ho.

  27. Lilmama

    Where did Marc Anthony get those fabulous bel-hop pants??? Hotel Chic?

  28. Lilmama

    Where did Marc Anthony get those fabulous bel-hop pants??? Hotel Chic?

  29. Lilmama

    Where did Marc Anthony get those fabulous bel-hop pants??? Hotel Chic?

  30. missss u know who!

    awee i love j lo=]
    shes gonna be like.
    the only ONLY
    goodd mother in hollywoodd! yay for her .

  31. missss u know who!

    awee i love j lo=]
    shes gonna be like.
    the only ONLY
    goodd mother in hollywoodd! yay for her .

  32. its a shame they are making a big deal about these babies. when marc has a few kids already its a shame kids from other relationships get forgotten. when the newer mrs. gets pregnant. i wonder if he’s a good dad to the other childern?

  33. its a shame they are making a big deal about these babies. when marc has a few kids already its a shame kids from other relationships get forgotten. when the newer mrs. gets pregnant. i wonder if he’s a good dad to the other childern?

  34. Nadlyne Bourdeau

    are you married. you sould not have two twins

  35. Nadlyne Bourdeau

    are you married. you sould not have two twins

  36. Nadlyne Bourdeau

    are you married. you sould not have two twins

  37. sam

    jlo looks like a dragqueen diva and marc looks like skeletor

  38. sam

    jlo looks like a dragqueen diva and marc looks like skeletor

  39. j-lo should help people expensive clothes for herself will not help her soul for peace and contentment you have to give your money to help the poor and helpless of the world and theres so money its terrible to be a glutton for food money houses cars jewelry shoes property drinks all of us should stay simple live honestly and humbly help as much as we can even if we make small salaries we all can afford to give a little money and help to our down and out neighbours .god gives some people tons of money but i thin k he wants us to use this money to do good things in this world not flaunt our wealth .eat only what you need to buy only a few clothes enjoy them and then when you buy new clothes donate your used ones to charities when you buy groceries always donate 1 or 2 items to the food bank in your area donate to hospitals so they can help us when we need it // take care //

  40. j-lo should help people expensive clothes for herself will not help her soul for peace and contentment you have to give your money to help the poor and helpless of the world and theres so money its terrible to be a glutton for food money houses cars jewelry shoes property drinks all of us should stay simple live honestly and humbly help as much as we can even if we make small salaries we all can afford to give a little money and help to our down and out neighbours .god gives some people tons of money but i thin k he wants us to use this money to do good things in this world not flaunt our wealth .eat only what you need to buy only a few clothes enjoy them and then when you buy new clothes donate your used ones to charities when you buy groceries always donate 1 or 2 items to the food bank in your area donate to hospitals so they can help us when we need it // take care //

  41. j-lo should help people expensive clothes for herself will not help her soul for peace and contentment you have to give your money to help the poor and helpless of the world and theres so money its terrible to be a glutton for food money houses cars jewelry shoes property drinks all of us should stay simple live honestly and humbly help as much as we can even if we make small salaries we all can afford to give a little money and help to our down and out neighbours .god gives some people tons of money but i thin k he wants us to use this money to do good things in this world not flaunt our wealth .eat only what you need to buy only a few clothes enjoy them and then when you buy new clothes donate your used ones to charities when you buy groceries always donate 1 or 2 items to the food bank in your area donate to hospitals so they can help us when we need it // take care //

  42. j-lo should help people expensive clothes for herself will not help her soul for peace and contentment you have to give your money to help the poor and helpless of the world and theres so money its terrible to be a glutton for food money houses cars jewelry shoes property drinks all of us should stay simple live honestly and humbly help as much as we can even if we make small salaries we all can afford to give a little money and help to our down and out neighbours .god gives some people tons of money but i thin k he wants us to use this money to do good things in this world not flaunt our wealth .eat only what you need to buy only a few clothes enjoy them and then when you buy new clothes donate your used ones to charities when you buy groceries always donate 1 or 2 items to the food bank in your area donate to hospitals so they can help us when we need it // take care //

  43. j-lo should help people expensive clothes for herself will not help her soul for peace and contentment you have to give your money to help the poor and helpless of the world and theres so money its terrible to be a glutton for food money houses cars jewelry shoes property drinks all of us should stay simple live honestly and humbly help as much as we can even if we make small salaries we all can afford to give a little money and help to our down and out neighbours .god gives some people tons of money but i thin k he wants us to use this money to do good things in this world not flaunt our wealth .eat only what you need to buy only a few clothes enjoy them and then when you buy new clothes donate your used ones to charities when you buy groceries always donate 1 or 2 items to the food bank in your area donate to hospitals so they can help us when we need it // take care //

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