Jennifer Lopez’s kids will soil only the finest of items

Jennifer Lopez had her baby shower over the weekend on the rooftop of the Gramercy Park Hotel. J-Lo’s unborn children, she’s rumored to be having twins, will be getting lots of insanely expensive gifts for them to poop on, according to NY Daily News:

Lopez and her hubby are dropping at least $40,000 a pop on nurseries at their estates in Bel Air, Calif., Fisher Island, Fla., and Oyster Bay, L.I.
The Daily News reported last month that her gift registry at Petit Tresor, an exclusive L.A. boutique, included a Balmoral black carriage for $3,495, a $560 jogging stroller and two $349 cashmere outfits – one with pink stripes and one with blue.

Since Jennifer Lopez’s children will be half-human, half-vampire does that mean they can walk around in the daytime? More importantly, are jogging pants really an acceptable form of clothing with Marc Anthony’s outfit? I mean, sometimes you reach a point where you’re being too classy.

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