People has the exclusive first photos of Jennifer Lopez’s twins Max and Emme. Holy crap, they look like babies! People editor Peter Castro stopped by Good Morning America today (video after the jump) to talk about the 8-hour-shoot. He also discussed J-Lo’s weight gain (45-50 lbs.) and the infertility rumors. However, no one talked about the Skeletor in the closet. I’m, of course, referring to Marc Anthony who is a freaking alien! C’mon! We need to do something and soon. Just last night he snuck into my house and tried to give me an anal probe.
UPDATE: False alarm! It was just my roommate looking for the Pop Tarts. I really need a new hiding place.
Thanks to trendyljm who’s name both baffles and arouses me. But mostly baffles.
Photo: People
Video: RedLasso
Now, she will be on the cover of Parents Magazine, bragging about what a great mother she is…yeah, she’s a mother all right…motha-fucka!
Oh how I hate this self important disgusting vile bitch. Yeah, right, J-whore does all the work when there is staff there? Sickening.
she is gorgeous. the babies…not so much. nicole richies baby was adorable though, so i guess its hard to follow a baby that cute on the cover of people. for 6 mill or whatever tho…that pic is horrible.
honestly i think they are really cute maybe she did go to a sperm bank we can only pray….
OMG the babies are UGLY just like daddy is…. I think xtinas baby is way cuter but nicoles is the best looking
Wow, two more ugly hispanic babies, you’ve seen one you’ve seen em all, they all look the same, like rats.
I much prefer 1940′s sourh. Less protesting : )
Great. More dirty browns acting like people give a shit. Go back to bot fly country you dirty cunts.
She is so happy now!!! It is said she first met her husband on a millionaier dating site called meetingwealthy.c o m. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.
Yet more proof that a basement level, no-hack talent shouldn’t have children.
Tell J-Lump to pack up her big ass, her kids, and her old man and go back to Mexico. What? She isn’t Mexican? Well now, she isn’t a friggin’ singer or actress either now is she?
J-Lo- A.K.A- Like the stock market when no one shows up: Artificially Inflated by itself, because of itself.
oh come on……i’m not a jennifer fan at all….but give me a break…THOSE KIDS ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL…….look at emme’s hands as her little fingers are trying to come together like a ittle girl in a playground waiting for her ball…..look at his face…..they are stunning……..healthy beautiful gift from GOD…anyone who looks at those kids & doesn’t think THAT’S GREAT…even though she’s a giant pain in the ass …..is just too angry to be honest.
@ #60…what have you been smoking???
Those are 2 of the ugliest babies I have ever seen! I give her credit for naming them normal names. Apple…Coco come to mind.
I can already see the undead Marc Anthony qualities in their features. J-Lo should keep a light on at all times…
They named them after the kids on “Dragon Tales”. I didn’t realize she was such a fan of PBS Kids.
You know what they say – the kids mirror the parents.
So Max will be a spanish-speaking singer who will live in the shadow of Julio Iglesias’ future son. And Emme (besides being the name of something J.Lo will never win) will have a large posterior and will get to star as a popular pop singer who met a tragic demise, and from that experience will delude herself into thinking she had enough talent to produce records.
My crystal ball has spoken.
OMG!! That baby looks like Elijah Wood!!
50/50 and the babies ended up looking like marc anthony. haha. bad luck.
@65 – Elijah Wood … priceless! And true. I was thinkin’ the kid looked like his dad until I read your comment. Now all I see is Frodo! :-)
I think her bebes are muy precioso. They do look como their padre, pero they may start looking more like her as they get older. I don’t care what anyone says Te querio Jennifer Lopez! She is one of the hardest workers in the industry. And she always surpasses the negativity and goes for what she wants. And I like her ninos nombres. Their cute y muy facil to say! :)
Bori68) around I think her career is been down she’s not coming out new stuff needs 2 do something before 2 late!!!