People has the exclusive first photos of Jennifer Lopez’s twins Max and Emme. Holy crap, they look like babies! People editor Peter Castro stopped by Good Morning America today (video after the jump) to talk about the 8-hour-shoot. He also discussed J-Lo’s weight gain (45-50 lbs.) and the infertility rumors. However, no one talked about the Skeletor in the closet. I’m, of course, referring to Marc Anthony who is a freaking alien! C’mon! We need to do something and soon. Just last night he snuck into my house and tried to give me an anal probe.
UPDATE: False alarm! It was just my roommate looking for the Pop Tarts. I really need a new hiding place.
Thanks to trendyljm who’s name both baffles and arouses me. But mostly baffles.
Photo: People
Video: RedLasso
sandykat | March 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Wow, they couldn’t get a better picture than that after 8 hours?
Me | March 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm
No talent fat ass!
fiyhbs | March 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm
FIRST!!!
tee hee | March 20, 2008 at 12:51 pm
2 more Latino babies. Yay.
mike | March 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Jimbo’s dad used to look for Pop Tarts every night.
Carrie Anne King | March 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Very cute!
absolute | March 20, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her husband’s profile on millionaire personals site “w e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m” last SEP, It seems her husband couldn’t wait to date new girl when Jennifer is pregnant.
gotmilk? | March 20, 2008 at 1:13 pm
yuck to both her & those shriveled up aliens in her arms.
it was ridiculous how People posted some newsflash yesterday as to when they were going to put the photos on the website. do people really care that much about J. Lo? i say no, but taking to consideration her massive ego, she probably made People do it.
BreakTime | March 20, 2008 at 1:16 pm
She looks so happy; must be the 6 million she’s about to pocket.
nipolian | March 20, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Better names = Chico and Guadeloupe
Sheva | March 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Ashley was bumped from the top slot for this trite? Uh Superfish, this is the internet, we like the goods and the dirt and we like it fast.
Take your dated family hour People Magazine bullshit the fuck outta here.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
fergernauster | March 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm
She’s using the tino duo as breast shields because her newly engorged bewbies are dripping and spraying milk. You can’t see it in that photo, but the backs of their precious little outfits are saturated.
steve | March 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm
It was an 8 hour shoot because they couldn’t stop Marc Anthony from gnawing on their heads for 7 hours.
sidv | March 20, 2008 at 1:37 pm
They’re each getting paid 3 million and can’t even stay awake for the photo shoot. Already acting like divas.
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 20, 2008 at 1:41 pm
show us the ‘twins’ damn you, not the babies.
Auntie Kryst | March 20, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Yay she’s on the cover of People con sus bebes. Notice to Puerto Rican citizens of NYC, time for another pride parade!
Kate | March 20, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Oh god, the boy looks like Skeletor already. Poor kid.
Hansel | March 20, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Ok, she’s recovered, it’s time to do a spread-the-giant buttcheeks hairy anus-off between JLo and Kim. Lovers of fat brown ghetto butts will be delighted (so, Obama supporters and Hugh Grant).
homie | March 20, 2008 at 1:55 pm
They sure have prominent noses. For newborns, I mean.
Just sayin’.
mamadough | March 20, 2008 at 1:57 pm
it won’t take long for these little shits to grow up and act as self-entitled as their worthless mother is. why do i picture her like a present day “joan crawford”?
Ken_Doll_Peeing | March 20, 2008 at 2:00 pm
How much did dads ‘n mums lay out for their kids’ respective nurseries? $150,000 a piece, I’ll bet. I’d be willing to bet my dog’s left nut on that.
Selfish twats.
IwatchStuff | March 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
lol superfish da bomb
woodhorse | March 20, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Many years ago I saw a baby that looked like Walter Matthau. I thought that baby was ugly. That was the only time I ever saw an ugly baby until those two of JLo’s. They look like Skeletor. Where was her judgement? She should have gone to a Mexican Sperm bank. It’s not like anyone would have known and she could have given those kids a better chance in life.
insecthero | March 20, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Wow, I just discovered that I do not give a crap about any of this. Big suprise.
Hey, and keep the racist comments to yourselves, assholes (yeah, you know who you are.) This isn’t the fucking 1950s Deep South.
It's me Fuckers | March 20, 2008 at 2:24 pm
They don’t even look zombie-ish…yet
Anonymous | March 20, 2008 at 2:25 pm
There aren’t many celebs I hate more than this worthless piece of shit. Utterly fucking talentless and a huge bitch on top of that. I hope she puts on 100 lbs. and can never take it off.
insecthero | March 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm
(and no, I didn’t mean you, woodman.)
Dude on the left (her right) looks like Elijah Wood.
Greasy Pig | March 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm
She is a bitch. And a grower.
aeuwave | March 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm
cute babies but they are going to have some seriously huge noses. i don’t like the name max, though… argh. emme is cute, though.
Cornhoelihoe | March 20, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Them babies dont look like momma they looks white.
0h | March 20, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I think she looks great!
oakling | March 20, 2008 at 2:39 pm
How come trendyjim’s name baffles you, but EMME made it under your radar? Cmon – that’s not a name, that’s a typo!
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2008 at 2:41 pm
#14 Ha!!
I don’t know, I really have nothing to say about this except I agree with half of you and I’m not telling you which half..
TT | March 20, 2008 at 2:42 pm
A way better blog site…………………
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
JonBenet Gesserit | March 20, 2008 at 2:42 pm
She named her precious crotchdumplings after two characters in the animated kids show “Dragon Tales.”
“Ai, look mi’ho, Mommy had this TV show made just for you!”
insecthero | March 20, 2008 at 2:58 pm
@23 get Mexico out of your ass, Puerto Ricans are USA citizens. Try suggesting Spain next time and you might sound less stupid.
Richard McBeef | March 20, 2008 at 3:22 pm
crib death
CRIB DEATH
Kost2Kost | March 20, 2008 at 3:29 pm
There going to be some good lookn babys
Sauron | March 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Spanish babies?Hope they’re getting a bit taller than usual those Spanish are.
Ted from LA | March 20, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Cute kids, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, that being said, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, at the end of the day, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, etc.
Sauron | March 20, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Their heads are round like watermelons?I’m wondering if Skeletor is the real father?
Lowlands | March 20, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony.Their babies are looking well fed.They’re less than a month old,what’s too early to say if they look cute or not:)
titsonsnack | March 20, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Max… Emme… How the hell is “Emme” pronoucnced? Em? Emm-ee? Emmeh? Regardless, they look like their freaky dad.
Al | March 20, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Oh no. I can already see Skeletor’s bone structure emerging on these innocent children’s faces. That can’t be good. Poor kids.
woodhorse | March 20, 2008 at 4:30 pm
@36 That’s like Nordics getting upset over being called a Viking – like it fucking makes a difference!. I said Mexico cause it’s closer and I like Mexico. Maybe I’d like Puerto Rico better if I’d ever been there MAYBE NOT.
woodhorse | March 20, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Hey Frist! All I could find in the house was half a bottle of brandy and some diet Cherry 7up. It tastes OK but I don’t have a name for it. Any suggestions?
Ted's $4k/night escort | March 20, 2008 at 5:02 pm
#40, Ted, baby, I’m worried about you. You seem depressed.
Dick Cheney | March 20, 2008 at 5:03 pm
#47 – so?
Ted from LA | March 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm
#47,
I am feeling a little blue, but nothing to worry about… it’s the change of seasons I believe. I just find it really hard to be mean looking at two cute little babies. I love babies. Especially other peoples’ babies.
Ted from LA | March 20, 2008 at 6:01 pm
#48 and 49,
You two are good. #48, I’ve never paid for sex and never will… unless I get really desperate, which at this juncture, I don’t see happening. It’s much cheaper and gratifying to just use your personality, unless, you’re really an asshole. Then you end up fucking goats like Mike the Goat Fucker.