Jennifer Lopez training for triathlon

These are shots of Jennifer Lopez training for the upcoming Nautica Malibu Triathlon. J-Lo is competing to raise money for Children’s Hospital of LA which means she’s practically the Unabomber, according to Roseanne Barr logic. Judging by these photos, I can only assume the triathlon consists of pretending to asphyxiate in a comical fashion, emphasizing the size of your breasts and heavily contemplating if you can fit your ass into a bathing suit. Never before have all of Jennifer Lopez’s talents been so fiercely put to the test.

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