Jennifer Lopez training for triathlon

August 18th, 2008 // 72 Comments

These are shots of Jennifer Lopez training for the upcoming Nautica Malibu Triathlon. J-Lo is competing to raise money for Children’s Hospital of LA which means she’s practically the Unabomber, according to Roseanne Barr logic. Judging by these photos, I can only assume the triathlon consists of pretending to asphyxiate in a comical fashion, emphasizing the size of your breasts and heavily contemplating if you can fit your ass into a bathing suit. Never before have all of Jennifer Lopez’s talents been so fiercely put to the test.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Nicole

    Hey #42 – you’re right.

    Until just two years ago, J Lo never gave to charity. But, the public viewed her as a “bitch” and “diva” and therefore, she hired another publicist specifically to make her seem nicer to the public. This publicist convinced J Lo that she needs to do charitable events in order to make her personality more “positive.”

    J Lo has been quoted saying that she does not want to give to charity.

  2. Nicole

    Hey #42 – you’re right.

    Until just two years ago, J Lo never gave to charity. But, the public viewed her as a “bitch” and “diva” and therefore, she hired another publicist specifically to make her seem nicer to the public. This publicist convinced J Lo that she needs to do charitable events in order to make her personality more “positive.”

    J Lo has been quoted saying that she does not want to give to charity.

  3. Deacon Jones

    J-Lo is an example of what EVERY woman would be like if she was given fame and unlimited money:

    ME, me, me, me, me, me, me, me…………nag, nag, nag, nag, nag,nag, ……….

    Nice #6 pic, that’s her face when Marc Anthony is blowing a load on her forehead

  4. Anal Rape Aficianado

    I will cut her face off and fuck her asshole with a chainsaw.

  5. joe blo

    where are the booty shots? for such a famous butt, new shots of it are hard to come by.

  6. AndrewMacCloud

    Knowing Marc Anthony is standing right behind her, she’d might actually win. i’d sure the hell would run…swim and bike All the Way to Beijing in Olympic Record Time!

  7. larry the dsl guy

    Can she still fit through a door with those extra wide hips?

  8. delilah

    First of all, the pictures are stills from an interview that ran on the Today show. She is with the editor of SELF magazine who is helping Jennifer to train for the triatholon since the editor is a triathlete. Secondly, from what I have read through the years, Jennifer has been a huge supporter of the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles. She didn’t start this support last year or the year before, it’s been going on for years. Whatever your hang ups or prejudices are, that’s up to you. But please get the facts right.

  9. grosssssssssss

    #52 PLEASE FIND ME THAT QUOTE. I can’t stand this woman and that quote would be awesome to see. I’ve always known she was a selfish bitch.

  10. marlanga

    If someone here could move her/his butt from the chair and do, I´m not saying five minutes of triathlon, only the third part of what she has done in her life, then they could know what they are talking about.
    She wears make up because she is giving an interview. We know that all the celebrities give interviews without any make up. But this level of intelligence is normal, the most part of you´ll see a TV camera only when you appear in the events-chronicle

  11. HelioMobile

    She woke up one morning and said wow I’m a fat mom, and i need to be back in the media again, all these 21 year olds, are passing me by and getting the spotlight…. “Marc…call my publicist!, maybe they can set some kind of Charity “, “Ohhhh maybe Speedo, Rebok or Nautica can sponsor it, We can get a big name.” “It can be some useless event”
    Marc: “Yes Honey, Yes, Whatever you say !!!!”

    Sweetie, your a MOM now, U ain’t sexy and HOT anymore. You threw it all away at the wrong time. Great move on marrying that Skelator Marc Anthony. We Wonder how frail little dick is? Wonder how u went from rapper to a flower. He did a dumb move too by dropping a model for some dumb latina in da Bronx. At least he contributed to many great Latin songs. What have you done?

  12. Bob White

    I can’t see that heifer running. She has too much hip.

    #56….hilarious…Mark Antony looks like a zombie.

    #54…..Your a sick, twisted, freak. Use that chainsaw on yourself.

  13. funny as shit

    This site is a whole lot funnier than WWTDD these day. Carry on.

  14. EnglishGirl

    Muscle looks like fat to some ppl. She is definately more fit and in better shaped than ppl who dont exercise. Bet she could beat you nasties up with her thumb!
    I dont think ppl should be allowed to comment on someone being overweight if theyre doing something about it – WHAT IS THE POINT?!

  15. Don

    Where is the ASS SHOT????

  16. Steve

    Wow! What bunch of lowlife losers hating on someone they don’t even know. What’s pathetic is these delusional people are so jealous and envious, that they actually think they do really know her. These kind of people need to look at themselves, and fix what is wrong.

  17. Fuck You Very Much

    Hey Englishgirl….we don’t give a fucking shit what you think. We can comment on whatever the fuck we want. Go back to worshiping your imbred Queen and the Royal scum bags.

  18. b

    what a publicity whore!

  19. drew

    Just another intense marathon training session…in full makeup. I guess she figured it was good press for Katie Holmes.

  20. Triathlon First Timer (9/14/08 Sandy Hook, NJ - (45-49 age grp)

    Maybe instead of breaking someone else’s chops, you people should try getting off the computer chairs and trying a triathlon – it’s amazing what you can do when you try (even though you don’t think you have a snowballs chance in hell of doing it). Good for you Jennifer Lopez & every other “TRI-er” out there.

  21. Michael

    Wow!! You people have nothing better to do than talk crap about someone you don’t even know. You are that pathetic and jealous, that you have to put your insulting opinions about Jennifer.. Do you feel better now that you insulted someone and put them down. How can you hate or dislike someone you have never even meet. I hope you have looked in the mirror and realized that you all are not perfect and have not talents yourself. You haters need to get a life. I bet most of the people who made such nasty negative comments are fat and could never complete a triathlon yourself. Good luck and God Bless to Jennifer and her family!!! Haters Get A LIFE!!!!

  22. shyla

    Damn, I would love to lubricate her tiny starfish rosebud with my tounge and then rub my clitories the whole night on her firm booty

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