Jennifer Lopez to open first store
Jennifer Lopez is set to open her first U.S. store, World of JLo, inside Marshall Fields in Chicago on Sept. 22, modeling it after her JLo boutique in Moscow. “Having the first World of JLo shop in the nation is a huge coup for us,” the department store’s president tells Star People. Too bad nobody informed them that having the first Jennifer Lopez store is the equivalent of housing Hitler’s moustache. I’m not exactly sure how, but I hate Jennifer with so much passion that weird Hitler analogies are the only things I can think of whenever I talk about her.