Jennifer Lopez thinks you’re an idiot

November 8th, 2007 // 109 Comments
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Jennifer Lopez confirmed her pregnancy during a concert in Miami last night and the crowd went insane at the announcement. Even her husband Marc Anthony was surprised. He didn’t think she was going to talk and reveal their secret. They were hiding it so well. People reports:

Lopez thanked the audience for the applause and said, “We are happy, too.” She then turned sideways to reveal her profile and show off her very noticeable bump. She also playfully stuck out her tongue.

Oh, you’re a sneaky one, Jennifer Lopez. You totally had us fooled. Talk about diabolical. Fortunately for you it’s completely normal for an accomplished dancer to start waddling on stage because of a sudden increase in weight. Particularly in the stomach area. Yeah, that happens all the time – to pregnant chicks! I swear to God the next celebrity that tries to playfully deny she’s having a kid is getting a surprise sonogram from me. Except it won’t be sexy like my business card promises. Okay, maybe just a little. Gotta keep things professional.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. JLo & slug need to die

    JLo is one hated bitch. I hope someone cuts the slug out of her, dashes it against a wall, and then sets JLo on fire after dousing her with gasoline.

  2. Are all you guys fucking serious? what the fuck is this site? a chapter to hate on people? any of you poeple got anything else better to do than to speak on shit. take yall fat asses yeah fat cuz i bet most of the people talkin shit are sad depressed fat lonely shitheads. go get a life and get off the internet. hahaha BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

  3. mimo

    any cunt who talks about jlo and the way she uses animal fur is a fuken dickhead, why dont u fuken open ur big gobs to the people who fuken kill the animals to eat them u wankers, she likes fur wat the fuk is it to u….. u jelous monsters and the person who wrote that she and her family should be in an accident is fuken insane i hop[e u and ur family are in an accident u sick fuken mental mother fuked up kid… go get a life u fuken creul people!!!!! u no u love her if u diddnt u wudnt waste ur time on commenting on her pics… DUMB ASS!!!!!!!1

  4. Regina

    JLO YOU SUCK YOUR OWN BALLS OH YOU LOST YOUR HEART ALSO NEVER FUCKING ABUSE THESE POOR ANIMALS OH WAIT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BECAUSE YOU WERE REPORTED TO THE ASPCA YOU BACK STABBING BITCH WHEN YOU BURN IN HELL ID PAY ALL THE FUCKIN MONEY TO WATCH YOU BURN IN BLOODY HELL YOU COLD HEARTED CUNT DOOSHBAG AND I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH YOU GET SKINNED NOT THE HELPLESS ANIMALS THAT YOU KILL.I HOPE GOD KILLS YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!P.S. FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAREER

  5. REGINA KNOWLTON

    I HOPE YOU BABY DIES WHEN IT LOOKS IN THE MIRROR YOU SHOULD GO DIE IN HELL CUNT

  6. sarah

    hey fuckin dooshe bag fat lips! why don’t you stop killing animals for your ugly shit made clothing line.!!!!!!!!!!!! hey i will give you all the money i have to watch you get killed and shot in the face!!!!!

  7. GENA

    WAT ARE YOUR BAKINIES MADE BY YOUR ASS HAIR DOOSH BAG. SLUT

  8. sarah

    hey you know stacia lookes looks like a model next to you. oh and stacia is the ugliest person in our school oh and the most hated i rather makeout with a dead person than look at you in person

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