Jennifer Lopez still has a big butt

By: Superficial / October 20, 2005

You’d think being surrounded by beautiful women in Hollywood would have shrunk Jennifer Lopez down by now. Having curves is great and all, but there’s no excuse to be sporting an ass that’s bigger than my car. And by car I mean tricycle. And by tricycle I mean the tissue box I pretend is my tricycle . God, I wish I had some money.