Jennifer Lopez scared for her life

May 10th, 2007 // 66 Comments
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Jennifer Lopez has allegedly increased security because an animal-rights activist has been sending her letters threatening “‘to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.”

The source says J.Lo initially dismissed the notes, which have been arriving for a month, as lunatic junk mail. But husband Marc Anthony isn’t taking the matter lightly. “He has hired two off-duty police officers, in addition to her usual security team, to watch over Lopez whenever she makes public appearances,” says the pal.

What if this guy showed up one day wearing a J.Lo outfit? And I don’t mean some outfit designed by her, I mean an actual dead Jennifer Lopez turned into an outfit. I think that’d be pretty ironic. Like the time I saved the President’s life by having sex with a gang of hot cheerleader assassins until they died from exhaustion. I’m not actually sure what ‘ironic’ means, I just wanted to tell that story. That true story, I might add.

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  1. OOOh…Jloca…It seems like she goes out of her way to offend ppl but death threats? I mean, why go to jail for life for shanking HER?
    Please…see: Lohan, Hilton, etc.

    In the meantime, this poll on this crap amuses me. Ha. http://www.sodahead.com/poll/2613/?link=Jfur

  2. justpassingthru

    Liberals threatening someone? Next, they’ll start rioting and burning cars, smashing storefronts, etc! Wait…they’ve ALWAYS done that.
    I like when those really smart PETA folks freed all of those pigs a few years ago and half got whacked by cars on the highway! What brilliance!

  3. crazyotto

    is that Gomez and Mortitia?

  4. This is great, my prayerz r answered

    no one do I hate more than her

    that X=husband of herz lookz like

    he came from the underworld

    u know miaz world

    he definately could be a vampire..

  5. frenchie

    What???

  6. frenchie

    Is it me or does Mark Anthony need to introduce some under eye concealer to his every day regiment?

  7. maybe if she knew how it felt to be killed for a coat, she might be more sensative to animalz.

  8. K

    Marc should hire Creasy Bear !

  9. Claire

    By buying the fur she supports the fur trade and encourages them to skin animals alive. She is fur scum, both her and her fat ass. Her ass alone needs a passport! She is an evil woman who doesn’t deserve the life of luxury.

  10. trolaay

    eeewww….love sure is blind

  11. janie

    PLEASE LET PETA TAKE HER FAT ASS OUT, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!

  12. Lynn

    I think jlo schould be killed,cause she gives a fuck on any life on this world.Why scould the world care about her?i hate this furmonster like nothing.This song jenny from the block….they schould kick her fat ass back where she comes from.

  13. Slaughter the bitch!

    Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch! Slaughter the bitch!

    Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive! Skin her alive!

    Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire! Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire!

  14. Destiny.

    number 64 you are deeply deeply perturbed. U.U

    remember: KARMA.

    what goes around- comes around.

    wish death to someone, and death itself will come to you loved ones.

  15. “Animal rights activist” aka Evil-poor-smelly-hippie-douchebag-Nazi-envirodykes

    People before animals!

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