Jennifer Lopez might be birthing aliens soon

February 20th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Jennifer Lopez could be delivering the spawn of Marc Anthony today. Page Six is reporting the singer/actress checked into her lush suite at North Shore University Hospital and the J-Uterus is ready for blast off:

Monday, we reported the room, which is furnished with a leather couch, had “been sitting empty for two weeks” in preparation for the pop diva’s twins. But a recent patient at the hospital told Page Six that during her visit, staffers were aflutter, exclaiming, “J.Lo is here!”

Meanwhile, Marc Anthony climbed into his spaceship and prepared for his flight home to the Salsa nebula. His work here is complete. Now if he can just get Tom Cruise off the windshield: “Dammit, man, you can’t come with me. This thing only seats one and, for the last time, you’re not sitting on my lap. We tried it once and you kept doing that weird smile.”

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  1. Jamie's Uterus

    I love the come hither look too. What a disgusting vile person she truly is, I hope she disappears after giving birth and we don’t have to look at her no talent skanked out face ever again. Oh how I hate this bitch! Let me tell you why…

    She used cancer ridden children to sell one of her crap ass CDs. A huge publicity stunt at a cancer hospital. She dedicated her CD to one of the patients. Then the patient died. J-whore didn’t even know it or care – it was all over the tabloid shows!

    And the CD still bombed. Rot in hell you disgusting pig.

  2. flingin poo

    I hope those kids rip her in half.

  3. flingin poo

    and the dead python wrapped around her cabbage patch is a nice touch… if the cow has to suffer, she’ll drag the rest of the animal kingdom down with her.

  4. yrtre

    she is very charming. BTW,.. I have seen her BLOG on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” SearchingMillionaire.com”..It’s very hot there.

  5. put the ugly people in the back

    EXACTLY#48, Exfuckingxactly and I’m a woman. Fact is there are few things worse than some lazy bitch letting herself go in the name of pregnancy and then crying on Oprah(or while watching Oprah) about how hard the pregnancy was on her body. Lookit ya fat pig whores don’t blame your fucking pancake skin on some innocent 7 pound baby for fucks sake. You were hard on your body when you were chowing down on everything in sight, pickles and icecream go straight to the ass, bitches.

    As for J-Load over here zalls I can say is finally the front is starting to match the back. Still me thinks her huge ass baby bump ain’t near as fucking big as her huge ASS but, it’s gettin’ there. Next time instead of twins go for septuplets and then you’ll finally be able to stand straight ho (notice in the pic how her gargantuan ass is still pulling her down). LOL look look at the pic, it looks like she’s gonna fall over backwards from the sheer weight of her ass alone.

  6. Hot4Her

    She still looks AMAZINGLY HOTTT!

  7. gosh is she expecting quadruplet??or sextuplet??her womb is insane.

  8. panty magnet

    #56. NO.

  9. lambman

    I love how all the other really famous Scientologists don’t associate with J.Lo

    I mean Will and Jada, Tom and Katie, Posh and Becks all seem to hang out all the time, they even talk to that bitch from King of Queens…but nobody likes J.Lo

  10. genx

    TO ALL THE HATERS…..AND LOOSER’S…………………… All you people are sick, you need to get a life and stop all these negative comments about Jennifer Lopez. The women is pregnant with TWINS and still manages to look BEAUTIFUL. And by the way she is very BRAVE, since most actresses in her condition will go in hiding afraid of what others might say. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL….AND YOUR WORDS WONT BREAK HER DOWN …YOU CANT HURT HER CAUSE SHE IS BEATIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY …and her babies will be beautiful too.

  11. D. Richards (Intrepid.)

    #60? Jennifer Lopez is beautiful?

    Bravery. She’s just so brave. Isn’t Jennifer brave? She’s just so brave. . .

    Everytime I have the porterhouse shits yet manage, still, to pull in to the nearest gas station and stand in line with vermin, to purchase a Redbull, I am just as brave as Jenny-J-Lo-Selena.

  12. Ha

    her face …

  13. WHAEVER!!

    i bet j-lo is going to look hotter than all ya assholes together, lol fucking loosers get a life,i had 3 kids and i am one hot bitch, stupid fucking white and black loosers hating on a women who ya know its hot, im puertorican i idefeat ya all even 9 month pregnant. lol loosers,#44 i think the same way of this idiots . lol

  14. WHAEVER!!

    i bet j-lo is going to look hotter than all ya assholes together, lol fucking loosers get a life,i had 3 kids and i am one hot bitch, stupid fucking white and black loosers hating on a women who ya know its hot, im puertorican i idefeat ya all even 9 month pregnant. lol loosers,#44 i think the same way of this idiots . lol

  15. Genx

    TO ALL THE HATERS…..AND LOOSER’S…………………… All you people are sick, you need to get a life and stop all these negative comments about Jennifer Lopez. The women is pregnant with TWINS and still manages to look BEAUTIFUL. And by the way she is very BRAVE, since most actresses in her condition will go in hiding afraid of what others might say. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL….AND YOUR WORDS WONT BREAK HER DOWN …YOU CANT HURT HER CAUSE SHE IS BEATIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY …and her babies will be beautiful too.

  16. Steve

    JLo’s career has been barely hanging on for several years with several flops. She’s about finished now. The final knockout blow was the movie “Bordertown” going straight to rental. Even Gigli and Jersey girl made it to the theaters. Pathetic.

  17. Steve

    JLo’s career has been barely hanging on for several years with several flops. She’s about finished now. The final knockout blow was the movie “Bordertown” going straight to rental. Even Gigli and Jersey girl made it to the theaters. Pathetic.

  18. DK
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize that pregnant women can be this beautiful!

  19. DK
    Commented on this photo:

    I would make love to her just like that.

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