A source says that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been doing
Jennifer Lopez may be pregnant
January 23rd, 2006 // 28 Comments
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uncommonamerican | January 23, 2006 at 9:38 am
What the hell? Hasn’t J. Lo heard of abortion before? This is exactly what abortion was invented for – to rid the world of ugly, untalented babies.
Shaun | January 23, 2006 at 9:38 am
Good Morning People! I waited all weekend for the next week of celeb grit and bs. :D
The celeb “lets get prego” phaze is commencing. Any bids on who’s the next hollywood attention whore to get knocked up?
Paris Hilton? Gawd, forbid.
Jennifer Aniston? . . . lol
Scarlett Johansson? . . . ok bad one.
Larry | January 23, 2006 at 9:54 am
Hopefully J-Lo is pregnant with siamese twins — one egg implanted by Jessica Simpson, the other by Paris Hilton, both inseminated by Brad Pitt. The resulting monster would make life much easier for the tabloids:
“Par-Jess Lo-Pitt to star in reality show in which she has to live as a baboon on the Serengeti armed with nothing but a tape dispenser.”
Carmen Elektra and Britney Spears could be the god-parents.
ESQ | January 23, 2006 at 10:36 am
Who cares? Maybe her expanding stomach will make her ass less fat looking. Or she will turn out like Violet from “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.”
rachel | January 23, 2006 at 10:50 am
I thought we were done with J Lo a couple of years ago?
hafaball | January 23, 2006 at 11:12 am
Wow, for the longest time I thought she was unable to have a child. My only guess is she killed some woman, stole her uterus, and forced Anthony to impregnate her. I mean, If affleck;s super semen didn’t get her pregnant, i don;t know what could… O.o
LOOKWHATICANDO | January 23, 2006 at 11:46 am
Hey uncommonamerican, that’s not right, Jennifer really really really, wants kids, really,, lol
amma | January 23, 2006 at 12:25 pm
…I’m just glad someone pointed out that her husband is weird. He DOES look like Lurch! An anorexic Lurch…
Jayne | January 23, 2006 at 12:35 pm
yeah, I thought, like Tom Cruise, she wasn’t able to have children.
Science is marvelous.
SuperSpence | January 23, 2006 at 12:36 pm
One day the Pitt-Jolie baby is going to have to kill the Anthony-J.Lo baby. It’s inevitable. They are destined to be enemies forever, one fighting for truth and justice, the other seeking to undermind and destroy all that is good in the world. The Pitt-Jolie offspring will prevail, ushering in a world of peace and prosperity for the next 10,000 years.
sammygirl | January 23, 2006 at 1:41 pm
I can already envision chinchilla-lined diapers for the kid.
derekd | January 23, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Jennifer who?
Sara=hater | January 23, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Didn’t take that long, did it?
Evangelia | January 23, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I think she looks really sexy in this picture…kind of a latina Brigitte Bardot with the bedhead and parted lips. Even though I hate it when people categorize J. Lo, Shakira, Jessica Alba et. all as the “latina” anything. lol
Tracy | January 23, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I can’t wait to see her try to take off the baby weight. No easy task, my friends….
escapevelocity | January 23, 2006 at 5:50 pm
marc anthony was actually married to a Miss Universe champion-winner-whatever. Dayanara Torres, also puerto rican. she appeared in Frankie J’s “More Than Words” video. marc anthony cheated on her with J-Lo. lol, like anyone really cares.
escapevelocity | January 23, 2006 at 5:51 pm
i thought my mom was the only one who says he looks like a skeleton.
HughJorganthethird | January 23, 2006 at 6:44 pm
I thought she was already pregnant and carrying the tot in her ass.My mistake.
beautifulatrocities | January 23, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Great, Marc can add this one to the long line of abandoned kids he’s sired with lovely & stupid bimbos.
HollyJ | January 23, 2006 at 8:58 pm
I hope she explodes to 345 pounds and starts to waddle around malls in redneck Tees like Britney.
Hey, maybe they can hang out together… They’re both ignorant egomaniacs.
hermanita | January 24, 2006 at 12:09 am
Haha the “proud to be latina from da hood” in redneck tees. That would be hilarious. ^_^. Well..all I can wish them is I hope it doesn’t look like his father.
hermanita | January 24, 2006 at 12:11 am
Btw, she seems to be trying real hard to look like Jessica Alba in the pic
September_bebe | January 24, 2006 at 12:17 am
i like j.lo… she’s beautiful and somewhat talented (hey, she has more money than you and i combined, times a million). finally shes sticking to the same guy and possibly having her first kid… good for her!
sjb16 | January 24, 2006 at 10:47 am
Marc Anthony looks like Skeletor!
hermanita | January 24, 2006 at 6:10 pm
she has more money then me and you, because she’s a slut and slept with a million guys and got millions and she’s sticking to marc anthony because he’s ugly and knows he doesn’t deserve her, so he won’t leave her like a normal man when he sees that she can’t have any kids and has herpese all over her vagina. But she is light on the eyes, yeah.
mommy_long_legs | January 25, 2006 at 5:02 am
Do you think she will decorate the baby’s room in all white and command everyone not to make eye contact with it?
kylieer | January 25, 2006 at 12:24 pm
HAHAHA #26! I love it. Will she expect all the delivery staff to wear white and play her songs and perform her ‘dance’ numbers while delivering? I am sure she will want white rose petals spread all over the delivery room floor….ahhhh The QUEEN is giving birth – allll bow down.
Badass | January 26, 2006 at 12:43 pm
marc anthony has a penis??