You might have thought last night was about Barack Obama becoming the first black president? But, nope, it’s not. It’s about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony using the Inaugural Ball to make everyone believe they’re happily married. People reports:
Earlier in the evening, Anthony had said, “I wrote this next song about Jennifer. I must have been psychic.” The song was his decade-old “You Sang to Me.”
“She didn’t get the point, but eventually it worked,” said Anthony, the Associated Press reports.
The couple ended their duet with a kiss. “Man, she’s cute,” Anthony said after Lopez exited the stage.
Typical. This is just like that time they showed up to Prince Adam’s birthday and sang a duet instead of letting Orko do his magic show. Damn youse, Skeletor!