You might have thought last night was about Barack Obama becoming the first black president? But, nope, it’s not. It’s about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony using the Inaugural Ball to make everyone believe they’re happily married. People reports:
Earlier in the evening, Anthony had said, “I wrote this next song about Jennifer. I must have been psychic.” The song was his decade-old “You Sang to Me.”
“She didn’t get the point, but eventually it worked,” said Anthony, the Associated Press reports.
The couple ended their duet with a kiss. “Man, she’s cute,” Anthony said after Lopez exited the stage.
Typical. This is just like that time they showed up to Prince Adam’s birthday and sang a duet instead of letting Orko do his magic show. Damn youse, Skeletor!
Patrix | January 21, 2009 at 10:47 am
first. they suck ass tho.
FRIST!!! | January 21, 2009 at 10:58 am
God I hope this couple can work it out. I was so disappointed when I heard about Madonna and Guy Ritchie. What’s next, Christina and Jordan?? How am I supposed to have any faith in lasting love when beautiful women and hideous men can’t make it work??
bloop | January 21, 2009 at 11:03 am
FedEx her fat ass to Mexico.
Racer X | January 21, 2009 at 11:04 am
I can’t see that ass biotch!!!
FRIST!!! | January 21, 2009 at 11:07 am
Ok, I’m better now, I took my “I don’t give a shit” pill. Gotta remember to do that when I first wake up, dammit!!
Sportsdvl | January 21, 2009 at 11:09 am
Two completely worthless “celebs”. Neither has a sliver of talent and if he isn’t the ugliest man on the planet then Bush was the best President ever!
How these two get invited to anything is beyond me.
CakeSniffer | January 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
Wow! Who’s the designed that dress? Stay-Free?
CakeSniffer | January 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
Wow! Who’s the designed that dress? Stay-Free?
Jules | January 21, 2009 at 11:15 am
@3 She’s Puerto Rican. They both are. Moron.
Your_a_snooty_booty | January 21, 2009 at 11:17 am
TO:
She is Puerto Rican Dumb ass do you even know where thats at?
missywissy | January 21, 2009 at 11:47 am
Who gives a fuck if they’re Mexican or Puerto Rican? They still suck!
Jrz | January 21, 2009 at 11:50 am
Her dress looks like part of a Mummer’s costume.
And he’s just…..oily.
RichPort's Ghost | January 21, 2009 at 11:51 am
JLo’s dress: When Bedazzling Goes Horribly Wrong
Hoook Aires? | January 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Golem.
lola richie | January 21, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I like the dress a lot. My problem is with the completely airbrushed face. That is not her real face and it is obvious
Liz | January 21, 2009 at 2:12 pm
OMG are you guys f-ing blind? This woman is drop dead gorgeous with killer legs, beautiful face, the whole package. I would love to see just how nasty in real life you people are and what kind of comments would be put up if you had your pictures up. You are all jealous, shes hot so get over it.
Poor Frist (kindly concerned personage with small penis) | January 21, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Dearest Frist, I am sorry to hear that life is so terrible for you that you have to wake up and immediately drug yourself. Is it perhaps that you are incapable of findintg a man that will stay with you. I am sure that it must be tough when you introduce you new man to your lady friends and he pays more attention to them it must suck. Looks aren’t everything though and there is always long lonely walks through parks and libraries full of the classics and always plenty of romance novels for the holidays, sugar.
Love you (very very concerned)
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 21, 2009 at 2:25 pm
1. Of course he sang You Sang To Me. What the hell ELSE is he gonna sing? Maybe I Need To Know I Need To Know Tell Me Baby Girl Cuz I Need To Know. Those are the only two ummm…errrrr…”Hits” the man had!
2. Am I crazy , or are they starting to look alike? And, no, not in the good “he’s starting to look like her”way. I mean SHES starting to look like HIM> Check around the nose and mouth.
3. Anyone who wants to act surprised and shocked that this “Sweet Couple” are breaking up- HOW many times has this broad been engaged and or married? And this guy left his WIFE for his “just friends” relationship with J LO. Girl, if he’ll cheat on his wife with YOU , he’ll cheat on YOU whenh the next best thing comes along.
Claudia | January 21, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Hey!! #3 Get your facts straight!! she’s Puerto Rican. And I don’t know why everyone is hating…she’s Beautiful. For those that have bad comments to make….I feel sorry for you all…you must really hate your life and just get pleasure in degrading others!!! what a sad world this is!!
The sad world produces another person with no life | January 21, 2009 at 2:37 pm
She has a plain face at best. Why does this negro assed whore have no calves? Can you imagine what he looks like naked with those skinny legs and that big divl swinging between them?
The JLo Spot | January 21, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Jen Looks great. He doesnt and never does. But Jen is always on point.
The JLo Spot
http://jenniferlopezthejlospot.blogspot.com/
Jupiter Girl | January 21, 2009 at 3:16 pm
She finally looks perfect again! :)
hollywood_hillbilly | January 21, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Mija! Presta me tu chonchon!
p | January 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm
actually they both look pretty good, she’s lost the baby fat and he doesn’t look like he’s dying……
V | January 21, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I think she got a little mommy makeover from DR. 90210.
Her eyelids look picked up slightly…little nip-tuck. Also, maybe some facial injections.. She looks good– – but definitely NOT all natural- – I mean she is almost 40.
Pastor Rick Warren | January 21, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I hope they stay together for the rest of their lives. Not because they are good people or good entertainers, since they aren’t. But because they deserve eachother and the best thing for the rest of the world, and God, would be for them to make eachother miserable as long as possible.
PS – I fucked him in 2005; nothing special. Kind of loose actually, boy has a streched out ass and doesn’t bathe properly. Just saying. BTW God said he forgives me for anything I do when temtation is stronger than me.
me | January 21, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on Marc Antony’s skinny Latino penis
me | January 21, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Oh, nevermind what I say. I’m obsessed with all cock and butthole.
Just ignore me, always, because I’m irrelevent, perverted and jealous.
genny | January 21, 2009 at 10:24 pm
DOES SHE EVER CLOSE HER MOUTH?????!!!
gerard Vandenberg | January 22, 2009 at 12:18 am
I’m sure now americans are raised with “FAKING SMILES”, folks!!
minky | January 24, 2009 at 11:23 am
Her eyes, lips, and teeth all look different. Maybe the nose, not sure. Why is this not being investigated? Where is Dateline on this???
MizZy | January 27, 2009 at 9:21 am
shes trying too hard to look like jessica alba with the lip liner hair and eye makeup!
MizZy | January 27, 2009 at 9:22 am
shes trying too hard to look like jessica alba with the lip liner hair and eye makeup!
MizZy | January 27, 2009 at 9:22 am
shes trying too hard to look like jessica alba with the lip liner hair and eye makeup!
sumvision cyclone | May 28, 2010 at 7:18 am
This woman is drop Dead Gorgeous with killer legs, pretty face, the whole package. It would be nice to see how bad people in real life you have and what kind of comments would be packed if you had your picture on.