In a blatant effort to shoot down rumors they were divorcing on Valentine’s Day, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were photographed extensively in public this weekend. And, wow, thank God. Because I don’t know about you, but I’ve been curled up under my desk with my fingers crossed these two stay together. Who wants to live in a world where Jennifer Lopez weasels out of her deal with Satan and gets to leave Marc Anthony? Seriously.
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AteIsEnough | February 16, 2009 at 11:10 am
1st, thank you very much!
Jrz | February 16, 2009 at 11:10 am
What the fuck kind of face is he making in that picture? It’s like part disgust, part constipation.
faventedeo | February 16, 2009 at 11:23 am
Marc Anthony looks like an alien from Mars Attacks.
MustangSally | February 16, 2009 at 11:28 am
nice!
another stripper mom
i wonder where this one keeps her pole…
todders | February 16, 2009 at 11:31 am
In other news, who cares?
Check out this hilarious video about the Girls Gone Wild PORNO BAILOUT (but watch out for the dude with the ‘stache):
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
Lowlands | February 16, 2009 at 11:32 am
They’re both devoted catholics,so. . . I’ll guess they stay together.
timmy the dying boy | February 16, 2009 at 11:33 am
He looks like an old lesbian. Much more of this and they’re going to morph into Liza and David.
Victoria | February 16, 2009 at 11:35 am
Weird way of holding hands. They’re not actually holding hands at all. Shows lack of commitment on both sides.
mztry | February 16, 2009 at 11:49 am
I think the palm to palm thing is romantic!
gerard Vandenberg | February 16, 2009 at 11:55 am
looking at his face, HE ISN’T TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER, folks!!
Father Time | February 16, 2009 at 11:58 am
Jennifer sure is looking like a granny more and more with each passing day. Having that baby was a terrible mistake. She should have adopted a beautiful Russian baby!
feckless | February 16, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I was looking at his teeth and wondering if he is English?
sin | February 16, 2009 at 12:16 pm
That dude has AIDS.
Savalas | February 16, 2009 at 12:43 pm
The both look like clowns
WHAT A BUNCH OF SILLY COMMENTS | February 16, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Can it get more racist than this?
renalover34 | February 16, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I found a place that many players are hoo king up with h ot mo dels, seems the club called: __Tallmingle Co M___, do you hear this before?
Darth | February 16, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I think they are still married because they’re touching eachother’s hands.And they do their best for a cheesy face.
http://www.popduds.com (now open) | February 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm
marc anthony is crazy weird looking
martiniman | February 16, 2009 at 1:08 pm
she looks ugly
average bloke | February 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm
When guys like this guy and Seal marry hot chicks, it gives all of us average blokes a chance!
Do FreeBird | February 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Hey, who dug up RIcky RIcardo’s grave?
scalpel head | February 16, 2009 at 3:32 pm
What did she do to her face??????? She doesn’t even look the same. No wonder we haven’t seen her in a month- she’s been recovering from yet another plastic surgery. Ugh.
Repentant Sinner | February 16, 2009 at 4:06 pm
FAKE!!! You can tell it’s photoshop because they’re holding hands. DUH
Mike | February 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm
21. Do FreeBird – February 16, 2009 2:41 PM
Hey, who dug up RIcky RIcardo’s grave?
Its either that or he’s on the concentration camp diet plan
Ben | February 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Even in the marginally interesting world of celebrity gossip, WHO CARES?!?! At this point, it’s even a stretch to still call them celebrities. Honestly, when was the last time either of these self absorbed ass-clowns did anything of note?
And 15, lighten up and learn what racism means. What, begin something other than white makes you exempt from criticism??
Spenceer | February 16, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
Ein | February 16, 2009 at 8:22 pm
El Skeletor wants to ditch her for Heman.
Tom K | February 16, 2009 at 9:29 pm
I can’t stand these two dirty Puerto Ricans from New York and those ugly gremlins they call kids!
Nothing against the real ones from Puerto Rico, I just have a problem with the ghetto “Nuyoricans”, the ones that try to copy ghetto black people and can’t speak either english or spanish.
chuck | February 16, 2009 at 9:55 pm
my precioussssssssssssss
fashionvictim | February 16, 2009 at 10:00 pm
So carrying around a red jelly vibrator proves the HAWT is still in their romance?
Pilatunes | February 16, 2009 at 10:38 pm
March, George A Romero called, he needs an extra and wants to know if you are available.
STINK | February 16, 2009 at 10:59 pm
That first pic looks like a bad Photoshop. Daisy?
RaraAvis | February 16, 2009 at 11:49 pm
He’s morphing into Don Knotts…
Courtyardpigeon | February 17, 2009 at 12:49 am
WTF is up with the first photo? When did her husband die?
Cruella Deville is a bitch! | February 17, 2009 at 1:46 am
i see the bitch is still torturing animals for fur. can’t stand that no talent pig! http://www.jlodown.com/
Anthony | February 17, 2009 at 4:34 am
Are they in a science-fiction movie or… no… that’s not real?
hahahah | February 17, 2009 at 4:37 am
that dude has the most terrible fake smile ive ever seen. he does not know how to hide a frown. poor loser.
YUCK | February 17, 2009 at 8:12 am
LOL…LOOK AT HER FROZEN EXPRESSION. BOTOX ANYONE?
filmloversdate | February 17, 2009 at 9:05 am
I wonder why they would be divorcing. She just gave birth. Maybe it is post-partum stuff – filmloversdate.com
sin | February 17, 2009 at 10:19 am
Notice they are not really touching. He looks like he has AIDS and she is afraid to touch him.
vivian | February 17, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Someone is advertising for an online rich romance club “C e l e b m i n g l e. C o M” I have just read the news on the rich women seeking soulmate club C e l e b m i n g l e. C o M advertisers you need to stop! C e l e b m i n g l e. C o M is a controvercial site for high quality singles!!
Banquo | February 17, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Marc Antony is the love child of Adam Ant and Steve Buscemi
The JLo Spot | February 18, 2009 at 6:44 pm
At least Jen and her babies look beautiful.
The JLo Spot
http://jenniferlopezthejlospot.blogspot.com/
Pilatunes | February 18, 2009 at 11:24 pm
It suddenly hit me….Marc is the guy that got punished for ‘sloth’ in the movie Se7en. Phew, glad I finally figured that out.
Markus | February 23, 2009 at 8:30 am
NO WAY!
She’s posing with a wax figure!
sd card | April 23, 2010 at 8:32 am
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been curled up under my desk with my fingers crossed these two stay together.