Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony heading for a divorce

December 17th, 2008 // 51 Comments

Jennifer Lopez might be looking at a fourth marriage. Things aren’t going well with Marc Anthony and not just because he looks like Skeletor’s Latino cousin: Bones Gonzalez. Turns out he’s a bit of a control freak and doesn’t help out with their twin babies. Us Weekly reports:

“He’s very, very controlling of her,” a close Anthony pal tells Us. “The skirts aren’t as short. You don’t see so much of that booty anymore.” The new Us Weekly also reports that Anthony also picks out Lopez’s clothes and keeps tabs on her phone calls.
But Lopez — who once claimed she “loved getting his opinions” — has become less interested in his approval since the birth of their 10-month-old twins, Max and Emme.
“She walks in from work, washes her hands and grabs the babies,” a longtime friend tells Us. “With him, it’s almost like, ‘Ugh, they’re crying again?’”

J-Lo also blames Marc for destroying her career because apparently she’s forgot she’s partly responsible for a little thing called Gigli:

“Jennifer looked around and said, ‘This is my life now? I’m a Long Island housewife?’” a pal says. “She hates that everything she worked for went down the tubes.”

Okay, let me tell you why this story is bullshit based solely off of one glaring statement: “She walks in from work, washes her hands and grabs the babies.” Right. Because Jennifer Lopez lives everyday busting her hump at a 9-5 just like the rest of us then personally tends to her children without the assistance of a nanny. C’mon, Us Weekly. If you wanted believability, you could’ve just said she’s tired of Marc Anthony blowing their money on solid gold salsa dishes and pretending to live in The Matrix. Now there’s a narrative with some credibility.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Me

    Anyone posting after Me sucks on Marc Anthony’s skinny wetback penis

  2. Me

    Anyone posting after Me sucks on Marc Anthony’s skinny wetback penis and swallows

  3. Beer Baron

    JLo’s getting the keys to Castle Grayskull!

  4. Me

    But, then again, they’ll have to wrestle Marc Anthony’s wetback penis out of Me mouth. I’m such a fag!

  5. dork

    J-Lo is soooooo hot. I wonder if she is still lactating….

  6. Does that mean she will ride around on a green tiger while wearing nothing but a pink bikini bottom?

  7. MonobrowDandruff

    What a retarded couple. She’s an ugly skank and he’s…who is he again?And what the fuck is she “famous” for? Take that giant cottage-cheese strech-marked hairy ass and go away. Far away.

    Go in the water. I hear Japan still hunts whales.

  8. lester

    Why is the tag “Marcia Cross” used? Did I miss something?

  9. AstonMartin

    I’m surprised she was even able to get pregnant – what with his tiny dink and her giant ass. No such thing as penetration in that household. Could be because he’s GAY and her vaj is cheesed shut (hard to reach under all the flaps of fat).

  10. DairyFarmer

    I hate her. She’s giving cottage cheese a bad name!

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  12. El Guapo

    ..taco flavored kisses…

  13. cordell walker

    spectacularrrrrr!
    .. almost made me forget about tacos…

  14. Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. My friend ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor come over.
    He always like snacks. So I make a little bit of popcorn.
    So we, like, lookie at this story here with concern because J-Lo was in movie about big snake we watch on pirate satellite after Mary Tyler Moore Show.
    I also understand Jennie sing about her Internet being Block. J-Lo not happy ? We concern. So I text Binkwad.
    Binky : Tell her to chill out for a while up north and maybe grab a breakfast at Stellas.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha :(I never know what Binkwad talk about either.)

  15. JLOISHOT

    You people are incredibly mean…. is this because your country is going down- You are all jealous of wealth and happiness?

  16. No, I think it is more because there are a bunch of brain dead people that put people like j-lo up on a pedestal and then follow their every movement…
    But that’s just a thought….

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  17. CJ

    Mkes sense. It’s just about time for another cougar to bust loose and start making a complete ass of herself. She’s been waaaay to sedate and controlled and classy to be entering her 40s. Dump the control freak and start showing the world what a 40 year old body looks like after kids…like we don’t see that enough….she still has a couple good years left.

  18. SURPRISED IT TOOK SO DAMN LONG, folks!!

  19. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  20. vito

    I think J-Lo is a fucking babe and I’d let her pee in my mouth just so I could see the hole it comes from.

    Marc Anthony looks like a dick and I’ve always wondered why she hooked up with him in the first place. He must be hung like a fucking horse. Or maybe he can lick his eyebrows. Or maybe both.

    Whatever. I’d love to see her doing more and showing more.

    I want to have her baby. BTW, I’d put my initials in hickeys on the big round gorgeous ass!

  21. mimi

    20 (Samantha Ronson),

    yea, yea. But in her absence you settle for the old bag lady with the walmart shopping cart down by the railroad tracks. Hygeine challenged, just like you.

    I pray for you, Samantha!

  22. iam

    When uber-douches like Lopez and Anthony get together, many people get those warm and fuzzy feelings. Hoping they make eachothers lives a miserable living hell. It’s a good thing! Like a prison sentence for the celeb; live day and night with another douchebag celeb. Then they split up and the fun is over!

    Let’s all hope these uber-douches get back together and resume the slow, agonizing life sentence of living with another douchebag whiney celebrity! What could possibly be more ironic and poetic at the same time? Fucking snotslinging whiney cunts deserve eachother!

  23. Children always be the victims when their parents divorce. JLo and Anthony must reconsider it.

  24. JLOISHOT -

    J LO is hot – has a great life and isn’t a Fat septic like most of the people reading this site…

  25. 3ntr0py

    The “Bones Gonzalez” comment might be the funniest thing a have read on this site.

  26. 3ntr0py

    @vito
    you’re fucking weird

  27. RaraAvis

    You’re implying that a Latino man might be controlling? What would ever make you think such a thing? Sorry, I don’t believe this story either. She’s always all over him. And don’t forget, his ex is a former Miss Universe. The guy definitely has something going for him, and it ain’t looks.

  28. Barry O

    Ever since the twins were born?

    “HALF!!!” –Eddie Murphy

  29. Ben Affleck's Escape Plan

    #14 Binky, have them adjust your meds. You’re completely incomprehensible now. Unless you want to claim that’s a government conspiracy, too?

  30. @ 15 & 24

    Shut the fuck up, you dirty WHORE!

  31. I don’t think there’s much of the booty to see anymore. Looks like 75% of it was removed between “Selena” and her Puff Daddy gold digging era.

    She looks a little harsh in the face. I didn’t understand what the fuss was about. Over hyped.

  32. mimi

    Binky are you alright love? None of that made any sense. It’s like you are writing to yourself now letting us all have a peak at your private mental world. It’s full of cobwebs and spiders with nasty old cocoons hanging everywhere.
    You stupid fuck.
    Praying mostly for Amy and a little for Binky

  33. Michelle

    Oh BOO fucking HOO! I’m feel so bad for her and her millions of dollars. She is FAR from any kind of housewife!

  34. Michelle

    Oh BOO fucking HOO! I’m feel so bad for her and her millions of dollars. She is FAR from any kind of housewife!

  35. Skiddles

    Heaven forbid she is greatly pleased being rich enough not to worry, healthy, happily married with children?

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  37. Mr. Jones

    She shouldn’t cross Skeletor. His power is beyond her understanding.

  38. So I still have a chance? Excellent… (rubs hands together while snickering maniacally…)

    Sorry Meems… you’ll have to waddle home alone…

  39. havoc

    That’s what tequila and no birth control will get you…..

    .

  40. Billie G

    “Bones Gonzales”? Mr. Superficial guy, that is the funniest thing you’ve written in a year. That’s a compliment.

  41. Boston_Freek

    Bones Gonzalez hahahahahahahahahahahahaha wicked pissah

  42. JJ

    Good, now they can’t produce any more little spics.

  43. jrz

    Richport’s Ghost….he looks like you only when you were here on earth with us.

  44. dethbyrd

    i agree with 3ntr0py, that’s the funniest line I’ve read in a while…

  45. This girl could have anyone, how she ended up with him in the first place is just beyond belief.

  46. JLOISHOT

    Go JLO you rock…. you go girl! Its great to see someone with so much success and achievement in their lives… Great inspiration to everyone else!

  47. Valin

    You people care too much about but say you don’t–so why the comments? Why reading this site, in the first place?

    FYI Tacos are Mexican food and Marc Anthony is an American citizen of Puerto Rican descent! So the “impressively smart-a** who made the taco comment apparently is implying that tacos are the only Latino food in the planet? What is next? Are you going to ask someone to point out where is Puerto Rico in Mexico?

    Stooopid. Let these two live and turn around and live your own messy life!

  48. Lola

    You are asking too much… I mean for average US people to know that Latin America is NOT only Mexico…and that tacos are only eaten in Mexico, cause the rest of LatinAmerica has far better popular cuisine… please

    Who is Marc Anthony? there you go another example of what I was talking about… well he happens to be one of the best salsa singers… yep Grammys, full stadium concerts, that kind of singer. Jennifer Lopez well she can act yes I saw Selena but she is mostly a commercial product… good marketing.

    I think this news is just not true… she seems to be more controlling than him… but well if they split it is going to be on this site or any magazine right ?
    but really who cares besides them and their family… ??

  49. Ruby

    What the hell she is doing with him in the first place is beyond me. She’s hot – he’s not. It doesn’t make sense.

  50. Bones Gonzales–awesome!

    And I’ve always heard that SHE is the control freak.

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