Jennifer Lopez Makes Clothes

20050214lopez.jpgJennifer Lopez took the final bow at New York Fashion Week after debuting a collection that hit on some of the trends to look for next fall metallics, embellishment, high waists and loose shapes.

High waists and loose shapes? Looks like somebody is starting to accept their fat ass and has figured out that their best bet is to just cover it up. Or maybe fashion really is heading towards high waists and loose shapes, in which case we’re all screwed. Hasn’t society learned anything from the 80’s? Namely that ugly looking crap looks ugly.