Jennifer Lopez > Kim Kardashian

April 2nd, 2009 // 98 Comments

Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian took their respective asses out on the town last night, and give me the aerobically toned J-Butt any day. Not that I’m suggesting these two engage in an epic ass-off because, after the dust settled, there’d only be one loser: Civilization. And, okay, chairs.

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  1. ItsFullOfPoop

    Sorry,but you’re pathetic attempt to validate Mudshark fails miserably.J-Lo doesn’t have sixty pounds of fetid cottage cheese bubbling in the back of her dress,nor does she have black guys pissing on her.

  2. trhhs

    who the fuck dressed ricardo like that?

  3. Darth

    Hola!

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  5. g_girl

    frankie!!!!!!!!!! go to hell

  6. J. Lo is a good singer, not a great actor but she is definately a looker. Hot Hot

  7. KK is better.

    Her butt doesn’t look as round as Kim’s. Jlo’s is just really wide. Kim’s is perkier.

  8. poop

    Who cares, they are both fur skanks, especially jwhore. http://www.jlodown.com/

  9. Don

    I agree with #57. I’d shower with KK before J-Lo. Her boobs are bigger too, so there’s a better chance she’d drop the soap.

  10. #59 – I’m sure J Lo’s gonna cry herself to sleep now, you cruel, impetuous Don Juan.

  11. Magi

    It looks like Marc Anthony is trying to dress like the dashing stars from another era. J Lo is starting the plastic surgery route and it doesnt look natural…Having a huge behind doesnt make you a star just another woman with a big behind LOL!!!

  12. Jane Goodall

    South American Street Apes and Mediterranean Street Apes have very large buttocks, it’s true. This is due to genetic evolution as these two species are extremely lazy, and are completely dependant upon white humans for their survival. The constant laying about waiting for welfare checks and foodstamps, as well as medical and economic releif has caused the posterior to become gigantic, which aids them in sitting around waiting for help.

  13. ss@aol.com

    camel whore vs. burrito whore

  14. Thomas

    #57

    Kim wears a butt girdle to make her butt look perky and J Lo does not wear a butt girdle. Kim’s fat rump sags without airbrushed pictures and a butt girdle.

  15. Doc

    #34

    You said:
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    Face it sweety; Kim has fat induced curves. There is nothing special about a short fat female because she suffers from bad eating habits; hence eating too much, lack of regular exercise; thus getting fat induced curves. Kim relies on body shapers, cosmetic surgery like breast implants, airbrushed pictures, and butt girdles to improve her fat induced body.

    You said:
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    Unless you are an athlete in training; being skinny just means you have bad eating habits or are sickly.

    The bottom line is Americans need to practice a healthy lifestyle of eating right and exercising regularly. America has more fat people than skinny or fit people. This is a major health crisis for America because being overweight causes the most health problems in America like high cholesterol, diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease. This is no laughing matter and it does not help that too many Americans are in denial about this serious health crisis.

  16. Doc

    #34

    You said:
    To be honest i souldn’t care but It really bugs me when people think every curvy girl like kim is the same as being fat

    Face it sweety; Kim has fat induced curves. There is nothing special about a short fat female because she suffers from bad eating habits; hence eating too much, lack of regular exercise; thus getting fat induced curves. Kim relies on body shapers, cosmetic surgery like breast implants, airbrushed pictures, and butt girdles to improve her fat induced body.

    You said:
    and every skinny girl like me has an eating disorder. >>
    Unless you are an athlete in training; being skinny just means you have bad eating habits or are sickly.

    The bottom line is Americans need to practice a healthy lifestyle of eating right and exercising regularly. America has more fat people than skinny or fit people. This is a major health crisis for America because being overweight causes the most health problems in America like high cholesterol, diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease. This is no laughing matter and it does not help that too many Americans are in denial about this serious health crisis.

  17. Anthropologist

    This is true Jane Goodall. Very true. I would suspect with the coming economic crash, and believe me we have not seen anything yet, the fatty resevoirs that are the enlarged buttocks of these various apes will begin to diminish and they will starve. These creatures have become largely wholly dependent on humans for their survival and can no longer fend for themselves.
    The good news is that the South American continent will have more room for the expansion of modern humans to colonize once the animals have ummm receded.
    Cheers.

  18. your mammajamma

    jlo>kk for sure. jlo is way classier – esp. after she settled down.
    kk on the other hand shall always be remembered as the girl in the nasty homemade porn.

  19. Sir Clam-a-lot

    Whatever you people say – They are both dwarves (like half of the Hollywood)… That’s why their asses look fine in pictures. Yet, alas! Their asses are NOT really that BIG. Just go and measure!

  20. Peaches

    I’m sorry, but not ONE WORD about Mr. J-Lo’s stunning outfit? Seriously one of the douchebaggiest looks I have ever seen on a person who, presumably, can afford to look good.

  21. Terry

    69

    J Lo is 5’5″ and Kim is 5’2″. J Lo has just enough height to get away with having a big bottom, but Kim is only 5’2″ and she is too short to have a big bottom. Being short and having a big bottom like Kim makes her look dumpy. I’ve seen Kim in person while visiting a relative in Calabasas. My sister joked with me because I am also 5’2″ and said if I continue to eat a lot like I did for lunch then I will look like that fat chick walking in front of us and then we realized it was Kim from the Reality Show lol! Kim looks very short and dumpy in person.

  22. Tom K

    #39. I like your way of thinking.

    J. Lo is such a chameleon. Remember when she was trying to be ghetto and act like she was from the hood and she was all Puerto Rican this, taco this, ghetto accent this when she was with P. Diddy. Then when started dating Ben Affleck she was so desperate to be a white woman, running around with blue contacts, living in Georgia on a plantation, dying her hair bleach blonde, getting her nose slimmed down and stopped tanning. Then after Ben had his fun and fucked that shit till he was tired he dumped her, so she ran back to Skeleton Rican who has always been about her and now she’s all Puerto Rican again. LOL

    Both J.Lo and Kim Kardashian would suck a dirty dick to get to the top. Kim K. might as well be latino because she acts like a true spic. Suck a dick to get what you want fuck having any real talent.

    I’m not going to lie I would put it in both of their butts though, but I would double wrap it up because they had gorilla penis in them.

  23. dee

    JLo’s but is not aerobically toned, it’s called wearing spanx. Kim is honest about her but and what she does and does not wear. I have to go with the honest but.

  24. TheJoker07

    I would like to bang both.

  25. Derrick

    #73

    Kim lies about wearing a butt girdle because we’ve all seen her butt change in size and shape depending on her butt girdle style. Also Kim relies on airbrushing her pictures, and got liposculpter on her lower back, hips, and thighs. This is why Kim looks extremely out of proportion in some of her clothes and wearing a loose dress like this pic helps hide it. I’ve seen J Lo dancing on video and it was obvious she had no butt girdle on. Kim ruined her body because she got fat and did not exercise regularly to prevent her big fat butt from sagging. J Lo has been dancing since she was a kid and Kim just relies on cosmetic surgery, airbrushing, and girdles.

  26. loved`

    y is kim famous???

  27. Elk

    Kim is way hotter, she unlike Jennifer has breasts.

  28. Mr Natural

    #77

    Kim got breast implants, nose job, and lipo on her back, hips, and thighs. J Lo is all natural.

  29. sushi

    #77.

    Oh please mother fucker. JLo is anything but natural. She’s had tons of plastic surgery. Her face has been pulled so tight she has the look of cocksucker’s cramp. She can’t fucking close her mouth.

  30. sushi

    #77.

    Oh please mother fucker. JLo is anything but natural. She’s had tons of plastic surgery. Her face has been pulled so tight she has the look of cocksucker’s cramp. She can’t fucking close her mouth.

  31. sushi

    #77.

    Oh please mother fucker. JLo is anything but natural. She’s had tons of plastic surgery. Her face has been pulled so tight she has the look of cocksucker’s cramp. She can’t fucking close her mouth.

  32. missywissy

    J. Lo had a Marilyn vibe goin’ on. Don’t think I’ve ever actually seen somebody carry that off, and I don’t really care for J. Lo.

    Kim is pretty, but it’s a damn shame how the girl got her fame. I always think of Dave Chapelle doing his R. Kelley impersonation of “I Want to Pee on You”.

  33. He-Man

    BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

    I shall free you from the clutches of Skeletor, She-Ra!

    I HAVE THE POWER!

  34. 2 shoes & a sock

    Jennifer Lopez, & Kim Kardashian , there’s two plastic bitches you can make into a credit card and tell them they’re limit expired when they started out!

  35. Cass

    Wow. I’ve always thought Kim was hot but compared to J. Lo she just looks dumpy.

  36. true

    #39 must be an angry white chick with no ass! Fyi butt implants became popular when white flat ass chicks started running to plastic surgeons requesting to get an ass like jlo’s. U pale haters are jealous cuz u don’t have our bodies and skin color. That’s why u spent hrs under the sun frying yourselfs trying to achieve our beautiful skin color, but all u wineup with is orange wrinkly skin from yrs of trying to be like us so stfu and stop hating!!! Another thing, get your facts straight on Puerto Ricans cuz we ARE American Citizens since Puerto Rico is pt of the US. You might wants to correct your list of deportation and add Germans, Irish, Romanians and the remaining of your white generation ancestors!!! Get a history book BITCH lol

  37. real

    #72 take your little pale penis and stick it in #39′s flat sagging little back bottom hole!!
    u are both good for each other u pair of racist fucks!! White trailer trashes go back to your nasty trashy trailer parks and fuck all your family members and their spouses, girlfriends, boyfriends, pets ect… You bunch of Jerry Springer incest commiting fucks!!! How’s that for stereo typing? Now take that burrito and shove it up your miserable asses!! BTW burrito is a mexican dish, not puerto rican so at least research before talking trash!!!

  38. proud2blatin

    I am disgusted and outraged at seeing all the racist nasty comments that were said on this site. I am not a JLo fan nor do I care for Kim Kardashian, but it doest mean I gonna use that to generalize and make it a racial issue. The people who spent their time and energy in writing those nasty comments should invest that time on educating themselves and learn about different cultures. It shouldn’t be about nationalities or skin color but more about humanity. This world would be a much better world without so much hate.

  39. Maree

    These women are addicted to surgery and being fake. Can anyone name a song by j-lo- no. People know these whores as plastic dolls-thats all.

  40. Maree

    These women are addicted to surgery and being fake. Can anyone name a song by j-lo- no. People know these whores as plastic dolls-thats all.

  41. okay kim really????stop trying to be like jlo ..jlo did not start in no sex tape she was a dancer im puertorican and it really make me mad that somebody can be famous just like that over a SEX tape really????? thats low

  42. okay kim really????stop trying to be like jlo ..jlo did not start in no sex tape she was a dancer im puertorican and it really make me mad that somebody can be famous just like that over a SEX tape really????? thats low

  43. okay kim really????stop trying to be like jlo ..jlo did not start in no sex tape she was a dancer im puertorican and it really make me mad that somebody can be famous just like that over a SEX tape really????? thats low

  44. okay kim really????stop trying to be like jlo ..jlo did not start in no sex tape she was a dancer im puertorican and it really make me mad that somebody can be famous just like that over a SEX tape really????? thats low

  45. Nate_1920

    Kim does not wear any butt girdle, she is naturally beautiful. Both J lo and K K have a nice round butt. J lo’s butt has changed after she gave birth to twins but she still has a little junk in the trunk. I cannot say anything about Kim having any surgery because you just can’t automatically look at some and say what they have done (you are not the doctor) and even if she did have any surgery it’s because it’s her body and she can do whatever she pleases. J lo is not talentless, so all of you haters just open your eyes and see where she is and where you stand right now and look back at your life and see if there’s any major accomplishments, then compare it to what she have accomplished throughout the years and see who is talentless and when you do find out who it is, please do us all a favor and keep it to yourselves. t

  46. Nate_1920

    A lot of you women say that ‘men’ are the one’s whose hard on you to keep in shape.. You say that they complain about you being either too fat or too thin. Just be honest and truthful to yourselves and take a quick look around this website and see who really makes you feel insecure about yourself, it’s your same sex. They insult you and make you feel like your a worthless piece of crap then you blame it on guys. I really don’t see anything wrong with Kim but maybe it’s because a lot of you have to look at yourselves in the mirror when the day comes and everything you describe about her is actually about yourself… Just think about it.

  47. hazel

    omg i am so sick of hearing about these bitches asses. jennifer lopez prolly doesnt have a hard time taking a shit after sleeping with everyone in hollywood… especially diddy lmfao and kim kardashian is pretty and pretty stupid….

  48. hazel

    i am so sick of hearing about these bitches asses. jennifer lopez prolly doesn’t have a hard time taking a shit after sleeping with all hollywood especially puff daddy lmfao and a simple word to describe kim kardashian is DUMB. she worries more about her make up than whats going on in the real world.

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