Jennifer Lopez is pregnant or smuggling Hobbits in her dress

The Superficial | December 3, 2007 - 4:26 pm

These pictures of Jennifer Lopez were taken last night, and they answer my burning question of what J-Lo would look like if she were super pregnant and standing next to Skeletor. Now I finally know and it turned out to be way more sweaty and awkward then I could’ve possibly imagined. Awesome. I guess being pregnant isn’t so bad after all. I don’t see why women (i.e. my girlfriend) complain about it all the time (i.e. when I’m watching TV). You get to play Whale-Woman, Queen of the Bitchy Faces. C’mon, that looks like a blast! Or, okay, you can start crying and throw an entire bookcase at me. That seems like fun too.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin