Jennifer Lopez is pregnant or smuggling Hobbits in her dress

December 3rd, 2007 // 69 Comments

These pictures of Jennifer Lopez were taken last night, and they answer my burning question of what J-Lo would look like if she were super pregnant and standing next to Skeletor. Now I finally know and it turned out to be way more sweaty and awkward then I could’ve possibly imagined. Awesome. I guess being pregnant isn’t so bad after all. I don’t see why women (i.e. my girlfriend) complain about it all the time (i.e. when I’m watching TV). You get to play Whale-Woman, Queen of the Bitchy Faces. C’mon, that looks like a blast! Or, okay, you can start crying and throw an entire bookcase at me. That seems like fun too.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. Cowgirl’s “on to” number one! Yipee.

  2. SECOND beeatches!!

  3. cat

    cute. Hubby looks pretty scary though…

  4. Martina

    Not as huge as salma

  5. missj

    I think she looks beautiful. I love her dress. and yea marc anothony is pretty awful

  6. Julius

    Fifth. Sweet.

    There are no words to describe the bliss that is Marc Anthony’s face.

  7. Are you sure that’s Jennifer’s hubby and not Amy Winehouse with shorn hair?

  8. Does anyone really beleive he is the father??

  9. roastbeef

    she’s very pretty…

  10. 10pound

    There might be hobbit’s under her dress but thats Gollum to the left of her.

    ZING

  11. stephiphany

    It looks like she ate half her husband.

  12. RENEE...

    I hate to admit it because I fucking hate this bitch (and her creepy, scraggly husband) but she looks absolutely gorgeous here and I just loooove the dress. Stunning and angelic (too bad there’s really an evil bitch wearing it!)

  13. budaily.com had this aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggess ago!!!

  14. Hobbits? More like rapid chupacabras!

  15. Hecubus

    I know she was upset when her husband died but she never should have buried him in that pet cemetery. Sometimes dead is better.

  16. Definitely hobbits in there. DGC

  17. LayDeeBug

    Ugh, God I hate her. Why is this cunt-rag even having kids?

  18. D. Richards

    It’s been a shitty day for posts. Please die Britney.

  19. Poor thing. She’s wake up one morning and see her husband eating out of one of her kid’s soiled diapers.

  20. Ooba Gooba

    J-Ho is a skank and the world’s biggest bitch.

  21. minniememe

    is it me or does MA always look strung out?

  22. @20 Hey dip shit troll. This is her first kid. There are no soiled diapers to eat. Get a fucking life you asshole!!

  23. put the ugly people in the back

    #13 summed up exactly how I feel. I hate this cow, she is seriously the definiton of a bitch and I have a real problem complemeting this giant reared pear shaped cow but sadly she looks very lovely and the dress is gorgeous but it is an illusion folks she is pure evil, she would kill your dog and make a coat out of him if she thought it would look good, she is a definite husband beater, she clearly eats all the food in the house and only leaves crums for her emaciated husband who she settled fear because Ben Affleck up and fell for Jennifer Garner on the set of Electra and humiliated the fuck out of old fat ass here when he canceled their wedding. Stupid woman she is not fooling anyone I know she does not lust for Marc Anthony their is no love or passion there. But she admnitted in an article once that she has a fear of being alone, no shit Mrs. Married Three Times. I also saw a bio on her and they had footage of one of her many mansions being renovated and she was yelling at the workers and treating them like filth, it was disgusting like she was playing a female scroodge in some shit tv movie expect sadly there was no acting involved. I hated her with a passion from that moment on. The rest of the bio showed how she lives like a fucking greedy glutton; flying in private planes getting her brows waxed for $10,000, special cremes that she loves that cost thousands, real mink fur eyelashes that she wears that again cost thousands and of course she’s always wearing fur even though she knows damn well how needlessly cruel it is. Her life is utterly disgusting she could do so much good with that money and live in a normal house but she’s just one of the most selfish people on the planet.

  24. #16 Fucking hilarious

  25. sportsdvl

    #16 – that is one of the best comments ever!

  26. Mike

    #24, tell us how you really feel.

    She looks great.

  27. reality check

    re. no. 24 “getting her brows waxed for $10,000″

    right. and oprah had to re-finance her mansion for a top notch
    brazilian wax. please.

  28. WTC FISH?? There is a new post and the link does not work. The place sucks!!

  29. I was going to be FIRST too. Fuck!

  30. sunshine

    Can you imagine what her trunk looks like, cuz news of the day, being pregnant puts on the pounds all over. Try and get that thought out of your head.

  31. Pablo

    The new format of the photo gallery totally sucks.

  32. grobpilot

    Could that motherfucker look any more like Skeletor??? Shit.

  33. yukadoozer

    poor ol’ox-she has quite a haul ahead to be making those F.U. faces.

  34. mimo

    u fuken assholes anyone who wrote anything cruel about jennifer she is the most amazing person ever walked on the face of the planet u are all just jelouse pigs who wish u were just even her toe nail….. jelous mother fukers!!! jlos perfect hot sexy and does not give a fuk about wat anyone thinks, she worked hard to be where she is why the hell are you all giving her shit for her hard work!!!

  35. mimo

    u fuken assholes anyone who wrote anything cruel about jennifer she is the most amazing person ever walked on the face of the planet u are all just jelouse pigs who wish u were just even her toe nail….. jelous mother fukers!!! jlos perfect hot sexy and does not give a fuk about wat anyone thinks, she worked hard to be where she is why the hell are you all giving her shit for her hard work!!!

  36. put the ugly people in the back

    Actually #28 you obviously have no knowledge about how insanely celebs spend their millions. oprah has simmilar ridiculous expenditures and if you knew anything about either of their spending habits you’dd know that sadlly they can afford such insane ridiculous wastes of money. Oprah wants to be seen as a generous humanitarian yet she also owns seven multi million dollar mansions in a world where so many people have nothing. Celebrities live sick greedy lives and it’s so sad that so many have no clue. Don’t you understand how much money is spent when you are a millionaire. Posh Spice goes on $100,000 dollar shopping sprees for fun. Most people have spend 10 years to pay that amount just to ownd their home. Get educated and then maybe you’ll understand why so many people have a problem with the selfish sick materialistic way these millionaires live.

    “The last time we looked, Oprah . . . had a luxurious apartment on Chicago’s Michigan Avenue; a house in Elwood Park, Ill.; a $50 million, 40-acre estate in Montecito, Calif., with a 20,000-square-foot mansion as well as a 3,000-square-foot guest house; a house in Franklin, Tenn., for her father; a house in Merrillville, Ind.; a condo in Milwaukee; a 160-acre farm in LaPorte County, Ind., that’s now up for sale for a mere 8.5 million; a condo in Pewaukee, Wis., that is also for sale; plus property in Hawaii” (Parade magazine, Nov. 9, 2003, p. 2). Parade Magazine.

  37. She will be a good mom. I love her very much. There is a special forum for her at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site with free trails and mang active profiles. The fans are discussing her baby’s name. wow, good news for us. checking now. love

  38. put the ugly people in the back

    Here is the video , The Fabulous Liife of Jennifer Lopez that details her insanely greedy life. I never said she can’t afford it I said it was sick and materialistic and selfish considering she could just live like a friggin normal person and take all that money and really make a difference instead of wasting it on such ridiculous things. Here’s the video, enjoy.

    http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?vid=19923

  39. That bug eyed bastard makes me jump out of my computer chair every time! J Lo, the serial wedder, must be insuring the relationship this time.

  40. That bug eyed bastard makes me jump out of my computer chair every time! J Lo, the serial wedder, must be insuring the relationship this time.

  41. Hollywood Agent

    The word on the street is that she is wearing the Iron Curtain for a dress to cover up the ACE bandages she has wrapped all over her legs to protect her varicose veins from exploding.

  42. jacknasty

    The room service bill must be insane, she’s eating for two and he only eats, “brains, braaaaaiiiiinnnss, brains”

  43. angelna89564

    Jennifer is so beautiful in this white dress aithough she is pregnent. her profile on sugardaddyMeet.com is also very good, because there r many her beautiful pictures.

  44. p

    I agree with you #36…….why are people always saying unbelievablely cruel things about someone they don’t even know?
    She looks very happy and beautiful…

  45. sparklies

    i hope the kids look like her!

  46. You are jenn from the block, right?
    Did you find SKELETOR under a BLOC, or what!!

  47. missywissy

    Ummm…. Didn’t Mark Anthony have children with his first wife and cheat on her??????? Not crazy about JLO… I remember her on In Living Color and her skin was as white as a ghost and she talked ghetto. Now she is Latina! It’s like Michael Jackson only the other way around. I remember her stint everyone is talking about when they interviewed her in her home. She was with Puffy then I think and she was like the devil. I think that’s why she put out that song “Jenny from the block” as a way of trying to clean up her mess. I don’t know why these celebs try to act like they’re middle class or “remember their roots”. Drives me crazy when I see politicians with blue collar shirts with their sleeves rolled up like their going to start digging post holes while giving a speach. As for Marc and Jen, he was obviously a rebound for her image and I reckon’ this pregnancy is for image as well. Why do celebs take pictures with the man’s hand on the woman’s belly w/ baby on the red carpet? You’d think they’d save moments like that for home. I know I wouldn’t want to be that baby. Can you imagine the life she/he is going to have to live???? Oh, and people are talking about Oprah, she is a true B!!! I went to her show and she did not acknowledge the audience one single time. I stupidly flew across the country for that and her staff treated everyone like cattle. People I talked to around Chicago thinks she’s a B also. I’m tellin’ you all, it’s all about image and unfortunately we eat it all up like icecream.

  48. Dani5

    Wow she looks gorgeous, but JESSUS!! put that man away, he looks like an effing rat!

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