Jennifer Lopez is having twins

If you’re like me, you spend every waking moment wondering just how many fetuses Jennifer Lopez is carrying in her J-uterus. Now we can all finally sleep, my friends, as her father confirms just how many babies will be popping out. People reports:

“Yes, twins,” her dad David Lopez said in an interview on the Spanish-language show Escándalo TV, PEOPLE en Español reports. “The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it’s a hereditary thing.”

Double the Skeletor-babies. Double the fun. That’s what I always say.*

*Other phrases I always say: “Don’t worry I’m sterile.”; “Officer, this is prescription whiskey.”; “Jumanji!”

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