Jennifer Lopez is having twins

February 6th, 2008 // 82 Comments

If you’re like me, you spend every waking moment wondering just how many fetuses Jennifer Lopez is carrying in her J-uterus. Now we can all finally sleep, my friends, as her father confirms just how many babies will be popping out. People reports:

“Yes, twins,” her dad David Lopez said in an interview on the Spanish-language show Escándalo TV, PEOPLE en Español reports. “The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it’s a hereditary thing.”

Double the Skeletor-babies. Double the fun. That’s what I always say.*

*Other phrases I always say: “Don’t worry I’m sterile.”; “Officer, this is prescription whiskey.”; “Jumanji!”

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  1. Dominique

    Twins are not hereditary if they are on the father’s side. This is something you inherit from your mom. He’s an idiot.

  2. havoc

    Skeletor face with a big chica’s ass…..

    x2.

    LMAO!

    .

  3. mamadough

    there is no way in hell that she allowed him to wriggle on top of her….damn, even a dead body would know well enough to flop away.

  4. Beautiful actress. I love her movie. A rumor goes that she is dating a young guy with good looks on millionaire and celebrity dating site (MillMatch……com) where Charlie Sheen found his new love last May. Hope it is just a rumor!

  5. To #48

    Wow, thank you. I feel smarter. I learned from your burn.

  6. moobs

    her lips look stupid

    any idiot can see that.

  7. Hereditary, eh? It’s much more likely that she’s having twins because she was undergoing fertility treatments in order to get prego in the 1st place….

  8. Geoff

    I bet she’s going to name them taco and burrito. Taco, taco… Burrito, burrito. Taco, taco.

    Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
    Don’t think just because I got a lot of money,
    I’ll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses.

    Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=713207

  9. ToTellTheTruth

    Oh great. One is gonna come out looking like Uncle Fester (from the dad’s side) and the other one is gonna come out looking like H.R. Puffinstuff (from the mom’s side). Won’t that be lovely.

  10. milo

    45, does it ALWAYS skip a generation? my husband is a twin & his mother was a twin. whats up with that then? perhaps the generation skipping is just in your family.

  11. ToTellTheTruth

    Oh and umm….didn’t this bitch go into labor like 3 days ago and she hasn’t delivered yet? THAT’S a sign RIGHT THERE, that those kids are MUTANTS.

  12. gotmilk?

    58, thanks. Now that will be stuck in my head all day.

  13. D. Richards (Masochist.)

    Yes, #55. #48 gives great burn (Gonorrhea).

    It deserves a big round of applause. Clap-Clap.

  14. Laughing Out Loud

    hereditary thing?

    uh uh

    IVF!

  15. Lindsey

    Her lips are HUGE!!! Is that safe for the baby?!??

  16. Anonymous

    Sissy,

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  17. anita

    ewww!! that guy looks like a leech thats attaching himself to j.lo’s side..what an ugly duckling..obviously he was last in line when they gave away handsomness..their kids gonna come out really wierd looking with a big volbous eyes and skeletor face..with curly hairs and flat asses..wonder which of these mags are gonna offer money for these wierd looking spawns.

  18. Jennifer

    #36 Erica is correct The fraternal twin gene is passed from a mother to her daughter or a father can pass the gene to his daughter if fraternal twins ran on his mother side of the family. Identical twins are not hereditary, and are as some say “flukes”

    And to #45, Wrench, birth of twins skipping a generaion is a myth For your family may be not but for the most part it is Twins and triplets run on my mother’s side of the family My sister has triplets and I have twins, no drugs or IVF. There are five sets of twins and two sets of triplets However prior to my sister and I the last set of multiple births was in my great grandmother generation, where three of her sisters gave birth to mutiples

    And I agree with the one poster who said that J-Lo will never know what the true meaning of having to take care of multiples is like since she will have a nanny(ies) to help her wipe dirty butts, clean up vomit, midnight feedings, runny nosey, etc

  19. The Laughing God

    Ugh. This is a misprint, see the interview was in Spanish, he dad said she is having Twix. Meaning she is the new spokesperson for Twix. The candy bar? That bulge in her belly is actually a gastrinoma.

  20. CougarTexas

    I think those babies are going to be BEAUTIFUL! Especially if they’re half black half mexican, cuz there ain’t no way she can fuck M.A. after fucking all of those hot bodied brothas she’s been with in the past. Poor lil’ fella.

    D. Richards (Stain), when are you gonna get hit by a truck, you annoying fucker??? You’re sick.

  21. D. Richards (Annoying.)

    Please, Cougar. How did you find your way to the internet? I mean, isn’t TX full of country half-turds stuck in the early nineteenth century? I know how you manage: the convenience store you work at as a cashier has one of them ‘magic boxes’.

    ‘Texas cougar’. Yeah, that says everything. How many good ol’ boys you know named ‘flounder’? Sqeal like a pig, Texarkana!

    P.S. I hate all of your music. Especially ‘Jack and Diane’. That’s the worst song ever conceived. It’s just so American. So patriotic. ‘Suckin’ on a chili dog’?

    P.S.S. I know when you say ‘annoying’, you’re actually saying that I offend you regularly. Ha! Too delu.

  22. D. Richards

    Half black, and half Mexican?!

    You’re essentially wishing for those children to go directly from the womb, straight to prison.

  23. Jamie's Uterus

    I hope this makes J-Ho finally go away. She can’t do anything well, she can’t sing, dance, act or design clothes. She needs to take her vile disgusting self out of the public eye for good.

  24. Dear Little Dick "Shit" Richards

    Dude think about the V.D. thing and that I came in your ass, girlfriend.

  25. Juaqin Ingles

    Her ass is gonna be SOOO huge haha… The only thing better would be if Kim Kardashian got knocked up… that would be awesome… that bitch already loses entire cushions up her ass when she sits on a couch.

  26. reason

    do a little research. having twins may run in the family, possibly due to a genetic tendency of hyperovulation, but it can only be passed from mother to daughter. whether twins run in the father’s family has no bearing on whether a daughter will have twins. even if twins seem to run in the mother’s family, a daughter’s chance of having twins is only slightly increased. also, the theory of skipping of a generation is groundless.

    and to whoever mentioned male pattern baldness, the reason that runs through the mother’s side is that that gene is X-linked. a tendency to have twins is probably not X-linked, in strict terms.

    in her case, though, the twins are obviously due to IVF.

  27. D. Richards (Positive.)

    #47. Did I ever tell you about the time I shot up using the same needle as this HIV positive junk addict that I met in an alley behind Walgreens; then after passing-out, sodomized relentlessly by the same crazed HIV-positive junky?

    Better get checked-out. Sorrwee.

  28. Dear Little Dick "Shit" Richards

    Damn little brother, you sure have pass your time away in the silliest manner!

    Love, Master

  29. CougarTexas

    Hey. Dick Stain… I mean D. Richards.

    I’m a woman. In the small town known as Houston, Texas. And there’s a term for hot ass women in their 30s who love to have sexapades with hot ass men in their 20s. They’re called Cougars. That’s me.

    Dumbfuck.

    I know the writer’s strike is on, but can you please call your comedy crew back in for you? Your shit on this site stinks.

  30. CougarTexas

    Hey. Dick Stain… I mean D. Richards.

    I’m a woman. In the small town known as Houston, Texas. And there’s a term for hot ass women in their 30s who love to have sexcapades with hot ass men in their 20s. They’re called Cougars. That’s me.

    Dumbfuck.

    I know the writer’s strike is on, but can you please call your comedy crew back in for you? Your shit on this site stinks. I am not nearly as offended by you as I am just fucking sick of seeing your entries (all 15 on each fucking photo board) on this site. I cannot imagine how smooth your palms are, hairy and crusty knuckles, and the pile of sploogie socks that lay next to your desk. Pathetic fuck.

    Now, carry on.

  31. D. Richards (Pathetic.)

    ‘Cougars’? That’s what Texas calls it’s beloved sluts, ‘cougars’? Hmm. I’d like to know what cougar really stands for; probably nothing, you’re just a quick thinker on those flaccid asscheeks of yours. ‘Hot’, sure.

    ‘Sploogie socks that lay next to my desk’? Listen, sister, I ejaculate directly in to my mouth, every single time. I’m a growing boy and I never miss a drop of my own protein.

    Seriously, you have the nerve to question my material while you’re out there in the world using words like ‘sploogie’? Right.

    P.S. Don’t you ever make a pass at me again. And ‘smooth’ palms couldn’t possibly be hairy, ‘Dumbfuck’. You’re right though, I’d rather masturbate than have to suffer through a slew of dates with some piece-of shit, vacant minded ‘cougar’ dunce cap, who undoubtedly talks that unoriginal he-said-she-said-dont-ya-think-dont-ya-care-what-I-have-to-say pseudo-conversationalist nonsense that drives men to murder-suicide when all they’re really want, is to fuck your brains out and never call you again.

    Thank god I have the intestinal fortitude to go it alone.

  32. Cougar

    Isn’t a cougar just a big nasty pussy? Hmmmmm and ya’ll like em young and that makes you semi-child molesters or just VD spreadin’ whores from the perspective of the non-inbred part of the country.
    I mean sure Richards is a contaminated slice of ugly America and all. A man crying out in the name of any God in any quantum contiguous universe for some type of cosmic intervention to repair his damaged genome. A man of small cock and smaller mind. A pauper, a pervert, prosaic pilferer of prayer. In essence, a maggot laden steaming pile of dung on the face civilization.
    But that does not give you the right to insult the inherent dignity of the man. Please hurry up and catch AIDS and die (seems a shame that you risk transmiting all those life destroying diseases to drunken young men).

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