Jennifer Lopez is having twins

October 8th, 2007 // 64 Comments
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Jennifer Lopez’s constantly rumored pregnancy is being confirmed. Ok! Magazine is reporting that J-Lo has not one, but two, buns in the oven:

“Jennifer is having twins, and she’s over the moon about it,” a source close to the singer reveals exclusively to OK!. “She is absolutely glowing with happiness. She’s spending time relaxing with Marc and enjoying being pregnant, which is something she has always wanted.”

So, how about those Webkinz? Kids are going nuts for those things. They’re like Beanie Babies but with a better chance of a pedophile finding your child attached. Oh, whoops, sorry about that. I was talking about Jennifer Lopez then changed the subject to something that’s actually culturally relevant. Where are my manners?


  1. Narcissist

    God have mercy she looks ugly in these pictures. It’s supernatural!

    *shuddering and convulsions*

    Well, mostly in the hallucinogenic S&M clown suit pictures.

  2. Missycutza

    Poor babies…and I’m saying that cuz there’s a chance they might not get momma’s body, but daddy’s ugly mug instead!!! I’d sue my parents for that. Epic ass coupled with a scrawny fugly head..ay ay ay!!!hehe

  3. Jen is glowing and looking really good. She’s wanted to have children for quite awhile and it looks like she got her wish. She’s unveiled a whole wardrobe of loose clothes, no longer dances like a Fly Girl on stage, and so far refuses to announce she is expecting. I figure she does not want to jinx herself after trying so hard to have children. Look at all the media attention she is getting while on tour. Keeping everyone guessing is a great way to stay in the spotlight.

  4. nymphetomine

    #20, I’m with you. I’m hoping for major stretch marks & FAT. Can’t stand her fat ass as it is.

  5. Valerie hates talentless hacks

    Jennifer Lopez is a no-talent hick hack who has zero style and dresses like Mabel King. I mean WHAT THE FUCK is with the outfits. GIVE IT UP!!!!! You’ve never had it and you never will….

    YOU SUCK JENNIFER LOPEZ….YOU SUCK!!!!

  6. Anon

    LA insiders knew about the twins 30 August 2007

  7. Kelly

    Good for her if its true. You should all stop hating on her. She should admit it already, its getting really tiring.

  8. Gloria

    i am glad to hear that she will be a mother, i believe that her profile on a celebrity site will beaome more popular.

  9. san

    she is so blessed like all of us who become mothers.

  10. san

    she is so blessed like all of us who become mothers.

  11. HI JENNIFER LOPEZ & MARK ANTHONY.

  12. JENNIFER LOPEZ YOU ARE A GOOD SINGER & A DANCER. AND JENNIFER LOPEZ. I LIKE YOUR SONGS ON THE CD.

  13. I WISH THAT YOU CAME TO EDMONTON TO DO YOUR CONSERT. AND I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU JENNIFER LOPEZ.

  14. JENNIFER LOPEZ IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY THAT THEY ARE HAVING SOME GRANDKIDS OF TWINS YES I HOPE SO AND I HOPE THEY DO.

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