Jennifer Lopez’s constantly rumored pregnancy is being confirmed. Ok! Magazine is reporting that J-Lo has not one, but two, buns in the oven:
“Jennifer is having twins, and she’s over the moon about it,” a source close to the singer reveals exclusively to OK!. “She is absolutely glowing with happiness. She’s spending time relaxing with Marc and enjoying being pregnant, which is something she has always wanted.”
So, how about those Webkinz? Kids are going nuts for those things. They’re like Beanie Babies but with a better chance of a pedophile finding your child attached. Oh, whoops, sorry about that. I was talking about Jennifer Lopez then changed the subject to something that’s actually culturally relevant. Where are my manners?
SaraDevil | October 8, 2007 at 9:55 am
Twins are what she’s packing in her blouse.
Age | October 8, 2007 at 9:57 am
Out of her butt.
adeliza | October 8, 2007 at 10:00 am
Let’s hope they don’t inherit her fashion sense.
freakwad | October 8, 2007 at 10:01 am
bullcrap!
leatherdaddy | October 8, 2007 at 10:01 am
so this is what jo lo looks like ‘thick’.
melbee | October 8, 2007 at 10:03 am
if she’s having twins, i doubt she’d be flailing around, i mean dancing, all over the stage. if it’s true, that tour is going to be cancelled pretty soon, which is good considering those frightening outfits, jesus h. christ!
Frick | October 8, 2007 at 10:04 am
The evil diva bitch has spawned; what a bummer :(
viviane | October 8, 2007 at 10:04 am
she better quit smoking if she’s having kids.
MonkeyHead | October 8, 2007 at 10:05 am
That woman’s ratio of talent-to-arrogance is off the scale. She’s only a *slightty* better actress than Britney, she can’t sing, she dances like a doofus, and she’s about as classy as Mariah. She used to be famous for having the best BigAss — but Kim K. took over than position.
She should tour with Celine Dion. They could compare ugly husbands and discuss diamond rings.
crushed-x-beauty | October 8, 2007 at 10:10 am
Holy shit, when are these morons going to stop reproducing?
havoc | October 8, 2007 at 10:16 am
I wonder who the father is?????
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no1justminda | October 8, 2007 at 10:23 am
I can’t help it. Every time I hear about J Lo or see her, I have recurring nightmares about her huge ass in Selena! That shit’s scary!
Dan-O | October 8, 2007 at 10:25 am
I hope I’m not the father
muffin is in her 3rd trimester | October 8, 2007 at 10:25 am
Good for JLo. She will make a good mother.
Alex | October 8, 2007 at 10:36 am
Someone needs to burn her wardrobe.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 8, 2007 at 10:36 am
She even looks gorgeous and fashionable in that llate stage of pregnancy
But you have to wonder about that onstage dancing – is it really healthy???
Barry LeFarge | October 8, 2007 at 10:37 am
I hope they look like her and not Marc Anthony. He looks like a gargoyle.
Age | October 8, 2007 at 10:39 am
Pic #4, is that her left nipple or a trick of light?
ssdd | October 8, 2007 at 10:42 am
IF the Father is Marc.. can you imagine If the kids get one bit of looks from his skeletor looking ass?!?!?! Holy fucking hell. And we thought Suri and Zahara were ugly. …
ANyways ..so how does it work when a baby is passed meth from the parents??…. What sort of complications??…
Ok .. well now that Ive thought about it … Zahara will always beat out whatever heinous spawn jho could shit out…… simply because zaharas daddy, flavor flav gave her some hideous motherfucking looks.
krazihottkelli | October 8, 2007 at 10:42 am
OMG I hopez she getz fat and strech mark?????
I kant stand her ugly azz?????
She iz zo ugly even I am hotter zan her??
Wat iz up wit her face she look like a man!?????
havoc | October 8, 2007 at 11:11 am
#18…I think you’re right. We have nipplage……
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LP | October 8, 2007 at 11:15 am
oh G how i would hate to be jlo’s kid. poor bastards.
BJ | October 8, 2007 at 11:21 am
Marc and JLO have 3 shows coming up in about 3 weeks in Miami, while I love Marc Anthony’s Music, I couldn’t stomach having to sit through her performance, or even a duet. As for top ass today, KimK is definitely Queen!
Tits McGee | October 8, 2007 at 11:22 am
You can’t take the Bronx or the Puerto Rican out of those fucking monstrosities/outfits.
Homesup | October 8, 2007 at 11:29 am
Looks like a nip slip in the picture with the 2 guys flanking her.
Uncle Eccoli | October 8, 2007 at 11:56 am
This nasty slag has been lying through her teeth about this for the past month. Classy. There is a HUGE difference between a refusal to confirm and a flat denial – the former is consistent with the custom of “not saying anything” until a certain point in the pregnancy, while the latter is downright dishonest and wholly uncouth. Any sliver of respect I may have had for this woman is now gone.
PunkA | October 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm
“Over the moon about it…”??? WTH? Is this the 1920′s? From the pictures, you’d think she was some retard flapper girl. But still, who SAYS that?? That mole is just plain a hyenna’s butt.
Ahem Roid | October 8, 2007 at 12:01 pm
The first time the twins see Dad:
“AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
i gots a question | October 8, 2007 at 12:01 pm
so, since lots of celebrities end up having twins, does anyone else believe they pay doctors to make sure they do, in fact, have twins? i’m just sayin. when you’ve got that kind of money can’t you just pay someone to make it happen? that’s what i think anyway.
wooohah.com | October 8, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Yea those 2 guys in pic #4 probably know her dress slipped but they kinda think its funny. I would.
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Notanicegirl | October 8, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I hope the kids are cuter than those clothes
BunnyButt | October 8, 2007 at 12:19 pm
#29, due to a recent news report on TV (so we know it must be true ;) ), multiple births, especially twins and triplets, are increasing due to the increased use of fertility treatment. I wouldn’t be surprised if these two went the fertility treatment route since, although they aren’t old, they aren’t exactly young anymore either.
BTW, nice clown outfit JLo’s wearing in the first six pics. Didn’t know she was touring with the Ringling Bros.
Pat | October 8, 2007 at 12:22 pm
So she’ll be giving birth to 2 living dead, not just one. Way to go, dad.
miggs | October 8, 2007 at 12:22 pm
A couple of zombies with big fat asses. Just what the world needs.
jrzmommy | October 8, 2007 at 12:33 pm
“Aw, look honey, this one’s got your ego! And this one’s got my narcissism!!!”
Infonistacrat | October 8, 2007 at 12:44 pm
WHO CARES?!?!
Chesnicki | October 8, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Now, if somebody reported that HER husband said he’s going to eat the placentas, I’d believe it.
lola | October 8, 2007 at 1:06 pm
OMG she totally stole BEYONCE style
randomcandy | October 8, 2007 at 1:17 pm
29 I don’t think you can actually pay someone to ensure twins, but you CAN be sterile from ridiculous diets and too much botox or whatever, which necessitates in vitro fertilisation. They put a bunch of fucking embryos in there and if too many take, they kill them. Which is fine. I hate embryos. All wiggly and shit.
20, I want to punch you in the goddamn face. Unless you’re 14. Then I’ll wait a few years.
carlo | October 8, 2007 at 1:55 pm
remember when a giant snake regurgitated john voit up in her face? that shit was crazy yo.
qroos | October 8, 2007 at 2:58 pm
looks kind of cheap and scary at the same time, especially in the bellbottoms.
CS | October 8, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I can’t wait til her boobs grow
qroos | October 8, 2007 at 3:01 pm
everything will grow, so they will look the same.
caleb | October 8, 2007 at 4:46 pm
….and people feel sorry for Britney’s kids.
McBlumpkin | October 8, 2007 at 5:48 pm
“And I will name then Taco and Burrito!”
eeks | October 8, 2007 at 6:24 pm
I hope that fur-monger fucking loses the babies. An asshole of her caliber should NOT be breeding!
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LSU #1 | October 8, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Those poor pitiful children. What did they do to deserve this? They’ll look like a pair of hispanic cryptkeepers. No doubt they will find their 15 minutes, just like their aging hipster wannabe parents.
No better than Britney. The only difference is that the papparazzi watch every move Brit makes but don’t seem to give much of a shit about JLo & Skeletor.
In summary, Britney the redneck trainwreck is more important, interesting and newsworthy than Mr. & Mrs. Skeletor. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The fairy suit in the 1st 6 pics look like something straight out of David Beckhams closet.
Dalai Lama | October 8, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Man she is gonna get soooooooooooooooooooooo FAT. I can feel it. She already is a gaint fattie by my standards anyway.
She’s one of those women thaty would be 200 pounds if she wasn’t famous and didn’t have a TEAM of people making her look like a mediocre chubbyass. This women has always repulsed me. She’s revolting.
Once when I was bored out of my mind I watched some documentary about her. Do you know that she flies in an expert to wax her eyebrows and the fee is $10,000 dollars. That’s sick, what fucking greedy fat ass bitch. And I love women who aren’t strong enough to be alone fat ass couldn’t have Ben Afflec cause he started something on the set of Electra with Jen Garner (has confirmed this) so she went and got herslef the man version of the taco bell dog. How did that guy even impregnate her he’s got to have a pecker the size of a lipstick.
I bet J-lo will dress her poor kids in matching baby panda coats and baby seal jumpers. she’s such a sicko.
jacknasty | October 8, 2007 at 8:47 pm
well if the look she wanted was pregnant circus then BRAVO!
babyglyniss | October 9, 2007 at 3:12 am
wow pregnant with twins and dancing on the stage! awesome mum!