Jennifer Lopez is having twins


Jennifer Lopez’s constantly rumored pregnancy is being confirmed. Ok! Magazine is reporting that J-Lo has not one, but two, buns in the oven:

“Jennifer is having twins, and she’s over the moon about it,” a source close to the singer reveals exclusively to OK!. “She is absolutely glowing with happiness. She’s spending time relaxing with Marc and enjoying being pregnant, which is something she has always wanted.”

So, how about those Webkinz? Kids are going nuts for those things. They’re like Beanie Babies but with a better chance of a pedophile finding your child attached. Oh, whoops, sorry about that. I was talking about Jennifer Lopez then changed the subject to something that’s actually culturally relevant. Where are my manners?