Jennifer Lopez is cleavagey

December 9th, 2008 // 128 Comments

Jennifer Lopez also attended the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night and reminded the world she has breasts; A fact all too many of us seem to forget these days. Honestly, I blame myself. Somehow I hope you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive me – and not just for the make-up sex.

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  1. Massa'

    #98 do your homework.

    1. We haven’t been attacked since 9/11, so “send in the troops” has worked amazingly well.

    2. We had been in an economic boom for the past 8 years, and unemployment was at an all time low until the liberal gov’t programs designed by Clinton and headed by Oboomba’s buddies to give subprime mortgages to minorities without jobs so they could own homes sent the economy into the tank. So hope you enjoy the next 4 years of futility until we bring in another Republican to clean up the mess left by the Liberal ass clowns…..loser.

    And BTW, Saint Oboomba has already pledged $7 Trillion in spending for next year alone when the gov’t only receives $1.2 Trillion in tax revenue…..

    but that’s what you get when you put a liberal speaking ape in the White House.

  2. Demise

    YOU CALL THOSE TINY THINGS “BOOBS”? HAHAHAHA!!

  3. BOOBIE HOWSER MD

    The only way that her body could be proportionate would be for her to get 36HH breast implants. Of course she would still have butter face.

  4. Deacon Jones

    @100 / 101

    Keep drinking the Limbaugh Koolaid you idiots.

    Do you have ANY fucking idea how bad your party fucked up? No? Well it came down to a black and a woman as leader of this country, that’s how fucking BAD you guys dropped the ball.

    Congrats. I wonder if Bush will just phone in his presence at the inauguration like he did for the Republican National Convention

  5. Aja ( the real )

    stfu @7. Your mother is the whore fuckface.

    J.Lo, ( Jello) I hate her, but must say she is the best aging celebrity. It doesn’t look like plastic surgery and if it is, it’s working in this case. Her skin is magnificently healthy.

  6. Aja ( the real )

    Hey Massa # 101, oboomba isn’t even like a witty take on Obama’s name. lol. Lame.

  7. $25 says #101 is Black.

  8. Jimmy Carter

    @ 104
    You tell em Dickhead Jones!
    We got one for the next 4 years that’s gonna make me look brilliant.

    Sit back and wait for your 40 acres and a mule you dip shit and shut the fuck up.

  9. Oliver45

    whatever u’re saying, the sexy looking are always in the focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the ta ll dati ng sit e __Tall mingle . c o m__ for dating~ ,seems it’s such a waste being here!!lol…..

  10. Deacon Jones

    @108

    Short of nuking the country, I dont think so, you self-hating fag

  11. Di

    OK racist losers, I have decided to take pity on you and help you. I may be a cheap sleazy three-holing whore at times (I’m moving up in price and quality though), but I’m still a woman and I know what women like.

    All of the racist losers, and indeed all of the men on this site, because you are all racist losers, are too shy in your approach to women, that is why you can’t get laid. I’m going to get you laid by the women on this site. This is what you must do:

    1.) Keep in mind that all women, including the ones at this site, like to be reminded of how hairy and bushy their twats are.

    2.) When you post, like say to Aja in the next few posts above this one, you should ask: “Hi Aja, I bet you have a really hairy bushy cunt, don’t you?” Or you could say, “Hey Aja, I bet you like wearing long dresses with no underwear, huh? I bet you like the feeling when you pull your dress up above your tits and feel the breeze blowing over your moist hairy twat, huh?” Or even just a simple, “Hey Aja, how’s the shrubbery doing?”

    3.) Post these same sorts of things often, and pretty soon the women here, like Aja (she is a self-admitted strumpet after all, just like jennyjenjen, although in my opinion they are both just simple whores), will spread her legs for you and let you plow her moist hairy twat as often as you like, pretty much for free! I know I will!

    Well, that’s pretty much it. Remember, I along with all the other sluts that post at this site, need to be reminded as often as possible of how hairy and bushy my cunt is, so tell me I have a really really hairy pelt please.

    Your cheap happy spread-legged strumpet with a very very moist and hairy twat,

    Di

    P.S. I charge 51¢ per half hour of fucking or until you splooge, whichever kumz first. I’m in different higher and more expensive bracket than that whore Kahlee. I’m a better class of whore; I’m a strumpet, Kahlee is just a whore.

  12. I agree… J Lo is boring… let’s talk about white guilt instead!

  13. John F'n Kerry

    60 million black people voted for Oboomba, while there are only 45 million blacks in America. So every black in this country got to vote 1.5 times (hooray for rampant voter fraud!!!).

    And since about 40 million of the 45 million blacks in this country are convicted felons, and their votes don’t count, Oboomba really only got about 5 million votes. Mostly from guilt ridden PC faggot liberals and illegal aliens.

    repeal the vote!

  14. stuff the racist club the wt

    racists sux.. as badly as white trash. and that makes about 85% of the no-life losers leaving dumbass comments here. you’d all be the under-educated un-inspired resentful nobodys that you now are even if there wasn’t a single non-white person in whichever shit-hole you call your country that grows parasites like you. thank god for global terrorism, your days are numbered.

  15. stuff the racist club the wt

    racists sux.. as badly as white trash. and that makes about 85% of the no-life losers leaving dumbass comments here. you’d all be the under-educated un-inspired resentful nobodys that you now are even if there wasn’t a single non-white person in whichever shit-hole you call your country that grows parasites like you. thank god for global terrorism, your days are numbered.

  16. Give it up

    @ 114 & 115 (Calm down clown)

    I doubt it, candy ass crow.
    Try your best and die like the rest…….

  17. sticker song

    —> 116

    Obviously, with the amount of Budw in your oatmeal and retardation running in your family- thanks to ‘Uncle Daddy’ for that tight family he’s got- bumper stickers are the only reading material you were exposed to. This site must be like Britannica for you.

  18. You Know Im Right

    Jenny from the block has had so much porch monkey cock in her sarlac snatch that not even Flava Flave would hit that wretched snatch….

  19. JLo is a whore

    JLo’s hairy twat smells like the monkey-house at the zoo. That’s what kums of having shitskin dick constantly splooging in her twat. She’ll never get it cleaned out; she might as well cremate her diseased hairy bushy furry crotch and all the little critters crawling through and clinging to the smelly stinky skanky pubic hair.

    JLo should be dumped in a slit trench and covered with dirt. That’s what you do with a dirty old whore that can’t be cleaned up any more; dig a ditch and bury the bitch.

  20. tc

    #111. I was going to say something canny like ‘Rag week, is it?’

    However, I’ve decided I like you. Please post more often.

  21. roxi

    indeed she looks great, ANYONE can look that good with the help of expensive facial treatments, a plastic surgeon, nutritionist, dietist, personal trainner, etc etc and i can keep on going….. blah!

  22. owen

    Nice boobs! she surely reminds me of the hot and sexy cougar I once met on __Agelessdate.c om__ the place where hot cougars and sexy young men;and handsome old folks with sensual chicks meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL

  23. GLORIA AVALOS

    FIRST OF ALL TO ALL THE RACIST YOU SOUND SO IGNORANT IT COULD ONLY BE WHITE TRASH TALKING NONSENSE LIKE THAT AND J.LO DONT GIVE A DAM WHAT YOU THINK SHES GETTING PAID SHE HAS MILLIONS WHAT DO YOU HAVE JACK SHIT NOT EVEN A POT TO PISS IN I HOPE OUT IN THE REAL WORLD YOU DONT TALK TRASH LIKE THAT ABOUT LATINOS OR BLACKS CAUSE YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED TALKIN LIKE THAT MAY BE THATS WHAT YOU NEED IS TO GET THE SHIT SLAPPED OUT OF YOU AND AS FAR AS J.LO SHE VERY SMART THATS WHY SHE MAKING MILLIONS SHES NOT ONLY AN ENTERTAINER SHES ABUSINESS WOMAN

  24. GLORIA AVALOS

    FIRST OF ALL TO ALL THE RACIST YOU SOUND SO IGNORANT IT COULD ONLY BE WHITE TRASH TALKING NONSENSE LIKE THAT AND J.LO DONT GIVE A DAM WHAT YOU THINK SHES GETTING PAID SHE HAS MILLIONS WHAT DO YOU HAVE JACK SHIT NOT EVEN A POT TO PISS IN I HOPE OUT IN THE REAL WORLD YOU DONT TALK TRASH LIKE THAT ABOUT LATINOS OR BLACKS CAUSE YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED TALKIN LIKE THAT MAY BE THATS WHAT YOU NEED IS TO GET THE SHIT SLAPPED OUT OF YOU AND AS FAR AS J.LO SHE VERY SMART THATS WHY SHE MAKING MILLIONS SHES NOT ONLY AN ENTERTAINER SHES ABUSINESS WOMAN

  25. GLORIA AVALOS

    FIRST OF ALL TO ALL THE RACIST YOU SOUND SO IGNORANT IT COULD ONLY BE WHITE TRASH TALKING NONSENSE LIKE THAT AND J.LO DONT GIVE A DAM WHAT YOU THINK SHES GETTING PAID SHE HAS MILLIONS WHAT DO YOU HAVE JACK SHIT NOT EVEN A POT TO PISS IN I HOPE OUT IN THE REAL WORLD YOU DONT TALK TRASH LIKE THAT ABOUT LATINOS OR BLACKS CAUSE YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS KICKED TALKIN LIKE THAT MAY BE THATS WHAT YOU NEED IS TO GET THE SHIT SLAPPED OUT OF YOU AND AS FAR AS J.LO SHE VERY SMART THATS WHY SHE MAKING MILLIONS SHES NOT ONLY AN ENTERTAINER SHES ABUSINESS WOMAN

  26. Niketa

    JLO can sing & act unu just dih hate Stap hate appreciate. Besides she betta than
    all of you guy.

  27. You’re certainly no tart, and you’re for sure more than just a strumpet, so I’m thinking you’re a whore, a big, FAT, no-talent, three-holing whore.JLo should be dumped in a slit trench and covered with dirt. That’s what you do with a dirty old whore that can’t be cleaned up any more; dig a ditch and bury the bitch.

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