Jennifer Lopez is cleavagey

December 9th, 2008 // 128 Comments

Jennifer Lopez also attended the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night and reminded the world she has breasts; A fact all too many of us seem to forget these days. Honestly, I blame myself. Somehow I hope you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive me – and not just for the make-up sex.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Blah

    HATE THE BITCH

  2. Lea

    what the hell is everyone talking about ?! she looks beautiful

  3. giany

    she is incredible-sexy-latina

  4. lollipalooza

    She is goregous

  5. Kahlee

    @34 I know. I’m really tired of it. I’ve been visiting this site for years now and I don’t know how many more shit stirring racist comments I can take. I think they think its still shocking to write stuff like that. oh well…

  6. It’s been a while since Hennifer looked this good. Is that why Marc isn’t in the pic?

  7. Jerry

    The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Kahlee, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.

    Look to the cookie, Kahlee. Look to the cookie.

  8. bob

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m”"”"”"” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  9. Kahlee

    @57 you sound like a really intelligent, sexy person!

  10. Lola

    #26 Is clueless and not very smart to get amused by this woman.
    beaner, the Hispanics in the USA don’t follow Lopez, they have their own “stars”, “J-Lo” same as Aguilera, Banderas,Longoria and Hayek are designed mainly for redneck audiences, Latin artists worth millions of Euros wouldn’t give that up for a little fame in the USA because that would also mean dealing with people like you.
    Jennifer Lopez doesn’t even speak spanish.

    Anyway. Her boobs must hurt, squeezing them like that can’t be healthy.

  11. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  12. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  13. Ardgelina

    omg she is beautiful! she is glowing! marc must be doing something very right!

  14. Tom K

    #60 Your an idiot. First of all J.Lo does speak spanish but like most Puerto Ricans she was in a hurry to sell out hoping that white man Ben Affleck would marry her. But everyone knows that a white boy from Boston is not going marry some Puerto girl from the Bronx, they are just going to hit and split it.

    #26 You are absolutely correct.
    J.Lo is the biggest whore on the planet, she will fuck anyone to get to the top. She did it when she fucked P.Diddy to get big in the music business and she did it when she fucked Ben Affleck to get big in the movies. Shes a typical Puerto Rican whore there answer to success open your legs to get to the top. And dumb hispanics love every crapping thing that dirty whore does.

  15. Tom K

    #26 You are absolutely correct. She is a typical Puerto Rican whore who opens her legs to get to the top. She fucked P.Diddy to get big in the music business and fucked Ben Affleck to get big in the movies. She is a stupid, low class, trashy whore Puerto Rican from the Bronx and the only thing that changed is now she has money. #60 Your wrong. That dirty whore J.LO speaks perfect Spanish. Your confusing her with Jessica Alba who speaks no spanish.

  16. meanmofo

    Bitch don’t even try to give those phoney sexy looks

  17. Lola

    #64&65 Did you hear her?, When she was promoting her album in Spain she didn’t speak a single word and even apologized for it, so yes, I think YOU ARE wrong.
    I couldn’t help but notice you can’t speak english properly, might want to work on that before trying to criticize others.

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  19. Glue

    Showing off the new nose job, probably other things too.

  20. Me 2

    I think she’s probably wearing a girdle here.

    I don’t have anything against J Lo but I think her best career option at this point is to take her money and run. She’s been caught up in so many scandals and made so many questionable decisions in her career and personal life that at this point if she tries to get back in the limelight it will just be like “…please, not again”. I think people are tired of her.

  21. booya

    Millions of strangers get to see her breasts but her little babies didn’t get any breastmilk at all. I think she’s confused as to their real purpose.

  22. Tom K

    #60 You are a typical hispanic that claims to know everything when you know nothing! Here is a direct quote you dumb spanish whore with the link to the interview at the bottom……

    RD: “How were you able to pick up the spanish language? ”

    J.Lo: “After Selena, I took a beating from the Latin press for not knowing Spanish. I said, “Hey, back off. I grew up in an English-speaking country, and I’m proud of my roots, but at the same time, I never learned the language.” Then I married Ojani [Noa, her first husband], who only spoke Spanish. I learned it really fast.”

    http://www.rd.com/your-america-inspiring-people-and-stories/interview-with-jennifer-lopez/article28788.html

  23. Kahlee

    I’m a whore. My legs are spread wide wide apart, I’m on my back, and I’m open for business. 50¢ per half hour of fucking or until you splooge, whichever kumz first.

    Sincerely,

    Kahlee the cheap, skanky, spread-legged whore

  24. Jlo is so adorable…

  25. Lola

    I’m not Hispanic if by that you mean from Latin America, I’m European (white) and I don’t know why you went through all of that effort just to avoid my question: “Did you hear her?”.
    Britney says her father makes her “feel like an old fart” one day and that she loves “her boring life” the next, those people will say whatever they have to if it helps their image.
    This is not worth so many comments anyway.

  26. i wood do kalee and j.lo i love pussy!!!!!!!!!!o.x#73

  27. HenniferLo

    Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
    Don’t think just because I got a lot of money,
    I’ll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses.

    Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.

    Baby, let’s make a run for the border,
    I’ve got a hunger only tacos can stop.
    I know exactly what I’ll order
    three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

    I need to make a run for the border.
    If you pay, I’ll take off my top.
    Do you remember what I want to order?
    Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

    Yea-ah, and don’t forget the hot sauce, chulo.

    Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?
    Those tacos sure look good!
    I’m just Jenny from the hood!
    Ooh, can I have your tacos?
    Ooh, I–
    Oh, stop, stop!

    (music stops)
    What the hell is wrong with you!?
    You chulos can’t even keep a beat!
    I deserve better than this!
    I am Hennifer Lopez!
    Where’s my water?
    Not Evian, Pellegrino you stupid bitch!!

  28. This latina is always a fuckable doable suckable biatch I LOOOOOOOOOOVE

    XOXO !!

  29. FAKE!!!!

    This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow’s are all wrong.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where max gets hit in the head with a coconut, and loses his memory. Then later Baja whacks him in the head with another coconut and it cures him.

  30. Binky

    # 18 Frist’s troll is pathetic – and after a quick glance – it looks like this ‘pathetic’ thing has taken over the whole site.

  31. So. #18.
    Frist Troll.
    Inside job ?

  32. “CHEAP”-celebrities want attention?
    THROW THOSE TITS IN THE AIR!!
    (everybody can do this, folks)

  33. Fati

    awwww, it’s sooo cute when little pathetic people talk shit about celebrities and people that have done something with their lives! i’m just so amused :)))))))))) go jerk off you haters! :)))))

    P.S. J.Lo can be beautiful sometimes. Like in these pics.

  34. Gr8 points all #82-83.
    Personwooly – I’ve always hated the haters ! (And U look Gw8 J-Lo.)
    Oh. By the way. What you twying to say exactwee ? Inside job ?
    (And Gerald how are things at Vector Motors ?)

  35. mark

    One word: Blech

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  37. Girdlewatcher

    She just had twins, so I’ll cut her some slack, but she IS wearing a girdle. I bet that big ass and chunky thighs look pretty skanky these days.

  38. Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. Help me on this one. In Thailand recentwee peepole occupy Bangkok international airport stopping people in and out of country to protest government. Government eventually quits.
    So in America – We Are Change passes out a DVD* seven years after the mass murders to ‘Glenn Beck’ – and all YouTube commenters congratulate for the ‘great job.’
    As Mr. Binkwad would say – you can’t make this stuff up !!!!

    Cliff Notes : (psssst Knee….they’re still looking for the WMD’s)
    (*paid for DVD)

  39. tc

    This is the classiest, most beautiful, marathon-runniest 40 year old in the world today.

    Her smile makes me go to pieces.

    She is genetically programmed to be good at cleaning and anal sex.

    She is 10/10 on every score I can think of.

  40. say10

    people like her with so much wealth and fame make me understand why muslims want to bomb us. her + mtv reality shows = we deserve it.

  41. #88 Looks like the revolution may still have their phasers on ‘stun’ Knee.

    # 90. Muslims ? I’m guessing you didn’t google “The Dancing Israelis” or “Urban Moving Systems” lately.

  42. Claudia

    She’s soooo FAKE. She has color contacts on (her eyes are not hazel…they’re naturally dark brown). She has a nose job–
    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/jlo.htm
    –and god knows how many other surgeries.

  43. Di

    Why is there so much racism on this site? It’s not funny, it’s just scary. Go to the aryan nation site where you belong.

    Also, I find it fascinating that the ugly racists here who can’t get laid by ANYBODY, are attacking a woman whom they couldn’t even get close to touching because the whole world thinks she’s too good for them.

    She looks terrific, especially for somebody who is nearly 40. All the men on this site, ask yourself about the last time you were with a woman who looked even half this good? Yeah. Can’t remember because IT NEVER HAPPENED. And it won’t. Meanwhile, J-Lo’s asleep at her mansion while you live it up in mom’s basement.

    I’m starting to think that these racist losers are white guys who have been rejected by pretty Latinas and think that insulting them will make it better. It won’t. You’re still ugly and totally unfuckable. Women of all races will agree that you are equal opportunity rejects.

  44. JLOlife

    This is one nasty fucking cunt. I heard when she was on tour in Europe a couple years ago she had an entourage of 32 with her including 2 make up artists. All for one talentless piece of capitalist created whore.
    She can’t act.
    She can’t sing.
    She is inherently criminal (remember the P Diddy incident?)

    What a country we have degenerated into.

  45. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  46. Massa'

    How the hell do you think Oboomba got elected? Same reason this pathetic skank spic whore is famous. The media tells you to like somebody, and the vast majority of mindless sheep in this country bow down to the television set. It’s pathetic. Best thing that can happen to this country is for the inauguration to get nuked, and for the next Oscar Awards to get Nuked. That would wipe out the two major problems in this country, Liberal politicians and liberal media/celebrities….

  47. I smell burnt taco shells and who left the bag of frijoles in that dress?

  48. Phil

    “How the hell do you think Oboomba got elected?”

    Because he was running against a demented old man representing a party whose 2 ideas – “send in the troops!” and “cut taxes (especially for the wealthy)” – haven’t worked for 8 years.

    That was easy.

  49. Sound like a pretty desperate cry for attention to me!

  50. @ 98

    Phil, you are a uninformed d u m b a s s s.
    The next four years of corruption will make the last eight look like child’s play.
    Bush will look like a kid in a candy store compared to the salesman in an empty suit you a s s c l o w n s pushed.
    Nice try and good luck defending the defenseless…..

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