Jennifer Lopez also attended the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night and reminded the world she has breasts; A fact all too many of us seem to forget these days. Honestly, I blame myself. Somehow I hope you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive me – and not just for the make-up sex.
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Que | December 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Que dang.
misterboobytoyou | December 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I’ll be the FIRST to motorboat those
Mr. Smith | December 9, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I wonder how many “I’d hit that” we will get this time?
Kerry | December 9, 2008 at 2:33 pm
she is the most beautifully aging celebrity.she is gorgeous!!! Ilove J-Lo!!!!!!
Que | December 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Que dang.
Bill Clintion | December 9, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I’d Hit That!
Aja | December 9, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I am a whore, but not as much of a whore as JLo. Compared to her, I’m just a tart. OK, maybe a strumpet, but no more than that.
Jrz | December 9, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Hey, Kerry!! I love Jello, too! Whee!!!!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | December 9, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Is that jelly, cause jam sure don’t shake that way!
Jho is a talentless whore | December 9, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Hey Kerry,
Do you realize that Jho is aging “so beautifully” because of a little thing called plastic surgery? Look at her face…she looks NOTHING like she looked years before.
Why is she even a celebrity? She can’t act, sure as hell can’t sing and only started giving to charity a few years ago when her publicist told her she need to better her image in the media.
Anonymous | December 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Hate this skank. Passionately.
Suzee | December 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm
no wedding band? and no skeletor?? hmmm
Jrz | December 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Could you imagine having to sit through a movie dressed in an evening gown? Fuck. That.
verga | December 9, 2008 at 2:45 pm
this stupid cunt isn’t even famous any more.
Kerry | December 9, 2008 at 2:46 pm
#10.my husband is a plastic surgeon and when i make 40 I sure as heck would get some things done too. She has great skin as well. I love the fact that she takes advantage of all the nice luxuries that the medical field has to offer…though I am too frightened to go near a knife…so I will lay off that for as long as possible! I am glad she doesn’t have implants…or goes to whoever Shauna Sand goes to! It is sad about the charity thing though…i didn’t know about that….anyhow take care!!
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 2:49 pm
They dont look bad, im so over Jenny from the block!!! She knows exactly what she should flaunt to make me happy…shes the latina kardashian!!
jennyjenjen | December 9, 2008 at 2:51 pm
@ #7, Aja: Oh c’mon honey, you know you’re a whore. You’re a professional three-holer, remember? You’re just as big a whore as JLo, maybe even bigger. You’re certainly no tart, and you’re for sure more than just a strumpet, so I’m thinking you’re a whore, a big, FAT, no-talent, three-holing whore.
If there’s anyone here who’s just a tart or a strumpet, it’s me, jennyjenjen. That’s right, I’m a strumpet, and a damn good one too, I might add. I’m certainly no three-holing whore like Aja.
Yours truly,
jennyjenjen, Professional Strumpet but no more than that
FRIST!!! | December 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm
nice push up bra. Her spic tits look like tiny pancakes without it. Plus all spics have dirty assholes and their pussies smelled like a 3 day old undiscovered corpse stuffed with rotting fish.
Deacon Jones | December 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Man, she’s falling apart in a hurry (body wise)
Also, her eyes look like she’s been up for two days blowing lines.
havoc | December 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Pic #6 has “Havoc, fuck me” written all over it……
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Luchadora | December 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm
J LO looks good, so whats a lil Botox in the face? Life is stressful, you get those lines. Body looks bangin too.
me | December 9, 2008 at 2:53 pm
um, is she NOT wearing her wedding ring??
Kerry | December 9, 2008 at 2:55 pm
#21 hahahahahah thats right!!!!!!
God | December 9, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Kerry–the first thing you should have Dr. Mr. Kerry do is to remove your mouth.
hollywood_hillbilly | December 9, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Douchie, I would assume you are referencing her ass, but still, the latina kardashian? Mrs. Lopez has way more talent than KK, not that I enjoy any of her music or her acting, but still. What has KK done besides get peed on and “star” in a reality show about what a vapid cunt she is.
Beaner | December 9, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I was always very amused by Lopez. It’s amazing how someone so talentless could become so famous just because a whole race of illegal aliens were so starved for anyone out of their ethnic group to become famous/celebrity. You could literally put up a sock puppet with greasy hair, brown skin, and a last name ending in -uez or -ez and it would be embraced by 40 million unintelligable latinos.
Funeral Guy | December 9, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Not only “cleavagey” but “big assey” too.
Sam | December 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
She’s focusing on the cleavage now because Kim K has overtaken her in the “giant hairy brown ass” department.
Massa' | December 9, 2008 at 3:05 pm
What’s the difference between Blacks and Latino’s?
Sometimes blacks make it the the NFL, NBA, & MLB.
Latino’s don’t.
So at least a black mother with 14 bastard kids by 14 different dead beat fathers has a chance that one of her bobo’s will make it to the professional level in sports and “get paid.”
The Latino mother just gets another welfare check.
Guy | December 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm
My name is Jennifer Ropez, I like tacos and burritos.
Bickus Dickus | December 9, 2008 at 3:11 pm
there’s definately something about her…..something that makes me wanna smash her skull in with a sledgehammer and jump up and down on her brain matter.
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Listen asswipe, the girl was in a relationship, with the dude! and when youre in a relationship you do things like that to please your partner! She did it with the wrong dude thats all! and her talent is to look hot, when she walks in somewhere she gets everything for free, thats her talent!,,,now theres a bus departing from your area in a few minutes, be under it!
wow | December 9, 2008 at 3:14 pm
She looks amazing.
wtf | December 9, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Seriously, what is up with all the constant, unironic racism in comments on this site? it’s like the KKK found the internet and instead of reading tabloids in line at the grocery store they now congregrate through “hurrr spic this, spic that” at thesuperficial.com.
Tim | December 9, 2008 at 3:19 pm
#34 – you must be new to the internet. Welcome!
Bickus Dickus | December 9, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I heard Ben Affleck once lost Matt Damon in her vagina.
hollywood_hillbilly | December 9, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Douchie, she knows how cameras work, so when her boyfriend pointed one at her and started peeing on her she knew exactly what was going to happen. She was using it advance her “fame” People giving you stuff is not a talent…
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | December 9, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I’d mix my chocolate with her peanut butter…
Massa' | December 9, 2008 at 3:34 pm
oh yeah #36,
well I heard that Marc Anthony lost his wig in her vagina, and it was there for a week before he remembered where he put it. So he reached in to get it, and half of his wig came out her pussy, and half came out of her ass. So he gave her an internal flossing with it before he completely pulled it out.
bibi | December 9, 2008 at 3:34 pm
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Mongoloid? Im telling you being knowledgeable about fashion is a talent, there’s certain things she knows you may not and can bank on it!
Did she knows? its up for debate! youre the only one who cares about this and her haters! so she likes fluids on her beautiful soft skin! what man in his right mind would turn that down? the real question is how many time your caretakers dropped you on your head….answer if you please,,,i know it happened!
Tigger | December 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm
She is known to have a foot fetish….
Jesus thy Savior | December 9, 2008 at 3:44 pm
It doesn’t matter what she looks like, she’s fornicated with farm animals. Same with Carmen Electra. They’re both going to burn in hell for beastiality.
Jose | December 9, 2008 at 3:46 pm
As they say at the donkey show, “what can brown do for you?”
jt | December 9, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I’d Hit That!
Ell | December 9, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Why she have that weird face in all her pictures?
asd | December 9, 2008 at 3:52 pm
These are NOT breasts, only cherries!
Pamela Anderson has BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Massa' | December 9, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I heard Puff Doody or whatever the fuck that ape’s name is lost a bottle of Krystal up her ass.
Jamie's Uterus | December 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm
You can polish a turd, she’s still a disgusting self indulged no talent slut.
Rough Daddy | December 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Backwood boy is such a fake! pretending to look down upon a sextape, which is sign of the time! and when porn stars are going mainstream! who is he kidding? leave my kimmy alone dickweed…