Jennifer Lopez wears a bikini, displays that which her Mama gave her

July 6th, 2008 // 119 Comments

After seeing these pics of Jennifer Lopez wearing a bikini in Italy, I think it goes without saying that she needs to challenge Kim Kardashian to an Ass Off. You know, settle things once and for all. To be honest, I don’t exactly know what they’d have to settle, but I’m sure it has something to do with offsetting the moon’s ability to affect the Earth’s tides. I mean, look at that J-Butt. Asses don’t have pecs!

Photos: INFdaily.com

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  2. angelalynn79

    I think she looks fine. Not her old self but she just had twins.

    She’s on vacation for gods sake. She wore the bathing suit cause she liked it, not because she’s posing for the paparatzi. Who cares if she doesn’t look perfect?

    I really don’t understand what she sees in that guy, tho… Ugh… Shiver….

  3. Sheva

    She can be Jenny from the block again. She will fit right in with the heffers in the South Bronx.

  4. daizycakes

    I think she looks better than Kim Kardashian, who looks like RuPaul on a bender.

    That said, her husband is one scary dude.

  5. Reyce

    Anyone who’s knocking her appearance, saying you should never have kids can go staraight to hell. You’re everything that’s wrong with society these days.

    She looks fucking fantastic, especially for having twins!!

    Dumb, shallow, superficial fucks….

  6. Steffen

    LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  7. @94

    when you get to the 3rd paragraph and still haven’t typed something funny, it’s time to stop.

  8. Hey Barry!

    @107: Who says I’m trying to be funny? I hate her guts, and I really do wish they were all over the street.

    In case you couldn’t get the drift from some of the other posts, lots of people passionately hate that evil bitch.

  9. Noreally

    80% of women have cellulite. Oh well. She looks good, esp since she just had twins.

  10. Gretchen Weiners

    hahahah she married skeletor

  11. chanel

    um ok I THINK ITS FAIR TO SAY THAT KIM AND J LO ARE PREETY MUCH THE SAME THING. and jlo looks great for havign TWINS TWINS!!!!! not oen to fuckign babies n this pic kidna old. she has a new one where her abs loook fab! n her ass still fat which is good.
    oh and i dunno….if i compare this pic with kim…kim looks beterr…but if i woudl compare kim n jlo body at ther best….wel…jlo body overall..even though kim is better overall in tersm of face boobs n butt..but still jlo shape when she is in good one is great……but beyonce kicks there asses ( but kim kicks all ther faces asses lmfao)

  12. chanel

    um ok I THINK ITS FAIR TO SAY THAT KIM AND J LO ARE PREETY MUCH THE SAME THING. and jlo looks great for havign TWINS TWINS!!!!! not oen to fuckign babies n this pic kidna old. she has a new one where her abs loook fab! n her ass still fat which is good.
    oh and i dunno….if i compare this pic with kim…kim looks beterr…but if i woudl compare kim n jlo body at ther best….wel…jlo body overall..even though kim is better overall in tersm of face boobs n butt..but still jlo shape when she is in good one is great……but beyonce kicks there asses ( but kim kicks all ther faces asses lmfao)

  13. Vernistene Dulin

    All of you with your unnecessary rude comments. you all must have very low self esteem and miserables lives. Jennifer and Kim are beautiful women with great bodies blessed by God. Mark Anthony is a handsome man and a very loving father and husband. Don’t hate because they have talent given by god and know what to do with it. TThe finger you point at the them leaves 3 and a thumb pointing at you. Chill out just be happy for someone for once. It is not for you to judge. It may be human nature to be judgemental but that does not make it right.

  14. Give me a break**** she just had babies and is aging!!!! NORMAL!!! Don’t get me wrong I am 47 and look great in a bikini!!! No cellulite no flab better than all them!!! Aging is aging!! As far as pointing her finger????? Big deal have you never pointed yours????? Back off J-LO shes the best!!!

  15. P.S. You gotta be kidding me God has truly blessed this woman with mega talent!! She is a beautiful woman!!! F-OFF!!! NJ Fan

  16. truth

    Jennifer Lopez is soo adorable and pretty. I met her at a restaurant while she was dining with her husband, and instead of being snobby when I approached her for an autograph, she even offered to take a picture.

    I love her.

    and all you people who say she no talent…

    you have no brains. I assume you haven’t seen Enough, Monster-in- Law, Maid in Manhattan, and my favorite the Wedding Planner.

    You people are retarded, but you know what: Keep Hating her you stupid haters cause it’s stupid people like you that keep making her famous. IRONIC? Almost as Ironic as the fact that half of you are probably fatter than she is. And, no offense or anything but America has a really high obesity rate, and most American girls don’t even know how to wear a bikini properly, I should know I was permanently traumatized in a cruise, and even if the coat doesn’t fit you, you know its true.

  17. dave

    hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site Mixed ming l e . c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for man on that site!

  18. MP

    Anyone else just amazed that Marc Anthony doesn’t look like the undead for once?

  19. Steve

    JLo’s ass has taken such a pounding from so many guys. It just looks so beat on. She didn’t take care of her moneymaker.

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