Jennifer Lopez in a bikini

August 4th, 2009 // 197 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Lopez vacationing in Italy this week and Jesus Christ! I feel like I’m staring directly into the Death Star. I’m not saying that thing can destroy whole planets, but I am saying a small rebel fleet could fly through that crack. No, really, George Lucas just stopped raping my childhood to approve this message:

[Insert CGI Indiana Jones revealing he's Jar Jar Binks here.] – G.L.

Ha! Good one, George. (I’m going to murder your face.)

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Goofy

    Good God man…what size are those bikini bottoms XXXL…! Christ you could use those to sail around the world with!

  2. taco flavored kisses

    beautiful. always classy. sexy body. aging great. pretty face. good hair. no cellulite. nice tits. awesome booty.
    fuck you haters.
    and as far as the race thing goes, latinas do it best *THUMBS UP* WITH OUR TACO FLAVORED KISSES LOLOL

  3. Dave Mustaine

    I would rather give it to a great white shark.

  4. Dave Mustaine

    BTW picture the logs and farts that come out of that smelly ass.

  5. fendelo

    she is still super sexy to me, kim k is has nothing to do with that

  6. nope, nuthin' special.

    There isn’t a single thing special about this chick– everything she WAS came courtesy of photoshop, makeup & wardrobe, camera angles, and a whole lot of smoke and mirrors– and maybe that 2 year window of youth where you can get away with wearing a whisper of fabric and call it a “dress” (remember that green Versace she wore to the Grammys?).

    See everybody, “celebrities” look EXACTLY like you and me in REAL LIFE. (Tell me if you didn’t know who “J-Lo” was, you wouldn’t walk right by her, except for that freakishly large, cellulite-riddled dumper.)

  7. Pears are offended when people call her pear-shaped.

  8. yupyup

    @ #7

    FUCKING RIGHT ON ! WOOOOOOT!

  9. Pilar

    Everyone spitting venom at JLO’s picture is just plain old HATING. Either you got a flat ass and wish you had curves or you got dissed by someone with curves that wouldn’t give you the time of day. How’s about you start loving yourself enough to stop wasting your negative energy talking about people….bottom line, she’s getting paid, not thinkin; about you and you’re sitting there hating and wondering where your back ends and your butt begins.

  10. bennett

    I would like to rear end JLo

  11. Darth

    It’s good that her bikini pants are red.Otherwise i wouldn’t know what her bum is.

  12. Rhialto

    That’s a lot of work for Marc Anthony!

  13. andy

    Jlo has a great ass

  14. sexy

    Yeap, to all the haters, you big fat black bitches know she has a great azz. Stop hating! Now that is what a real sexy behind should look like, not ya definition of a big beautiful azz ( full of cottage cheese and crack up the the spine, spilling all over the place, oh ya call it (a fatty) right. hahahahaha

  15. sexy

    Yeap, to all the haters, you big fat black bitches know she has a great azz. Stop hating! Now that is what a real sexy behind should look like, not ya definition of a big beautiful azz ( full of cottage cheese and crack up the the spine, spilling all over the place, oh ya call it (a fatty) right. hahahahaha

  16. CoCoYoYo

    I don’t think that bikini bottom is at all flattering to J.Lo’s frame but other than that, what is the big deal? She’s 40, she recently had twins and she’s a freakin’ human being! We come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

  17. rowdy

    she could fart on my face and i would love it!!!

  18. Frenchy

    You guys aren’t stupid enough to believe that all those actresses’ glamor shots on magazines weren’t touched up, are you?

    I’ve been at enough magazine shoots and movie sets to tell you that even the most beautiful fashion model doesn’t look anything in person like she does when the makeup artist, the photographer, and whoever is touching up the pictures are done with her.

  19. the first pic and 2nd are sooo bad lightting or whatnot and make her ass look gigantic, but if u look at the side view ones, SHE LOOKS GREAT!! what an awesome! body! damn!!!!!! shiittt shes hot as fuck

  20. Haspi

    lan kad?ndaki popoya bak ya . Tam bir göz kirlili?i . Oh damn ! i wish i were blunt

  21. Haspi

    berbats?n öööööööööööööö

  22. JLO HAS A BIGG FAT ASS THAT IS NASTY TO THE MAXXXX!!!!

  23. che-che

    hahaaaaaaaa! she is pasty aswell. i think it would look as bad if she were bit more tanned. as for her face, jlo is just has typical latin face, i never that she was smoking hot.

  24. suffer

    wat can l say thats the problem with all these surgeons these days. look at wat they did to michieal jackson.

  25. Arnette

    Damn, she’s probably got a phillipino family living in there!

  26. asslover

    we kinda missing her nice body recently ((

    ..check photo collection of Jennifer Lopez’s perfectly shaped ass here: http://www.celebsfeetpics.com/jennifer-lopez-ass

  27. nate

    She looks better than ever. Hope she keeps that ass comin.

  28. Raw Dawg

    Latinas have the BEST asses in the world! They have the juiciest and perfectly round asses around. I’ll use my 12 inch anaconda for that!

  29. Raw Dawg

    Latinas have the BEST asses in the world! They have the juiciest and most perfeclty round asses around. I’ll use my 12 inch anaconda for that!

  30. Raw Dawg

    Latinas have the BEST asses in the world! They have the juiciest and most perfeclty round asses around. I’ll use my 12 inch anaconda for that!

  31. Raw Dawg

    Latinas have the BEST asses in the world! They have the juiciest and most perfeclty round asses around. I’ll use my 12 inch anaconda for that!

  32. Raw Dawg

    Latinas have the BEST asses in the world! They have the juiciest most perfectly round asses around. I’ll use my 12 inch anaconda for that!

  33. Dave

    Wow! thats a meaty ass.

  34. Dave

    Wow! thats a meaty ass.

  35. Dave

    Wow! thats a meaty ass.

  36. There is a conference where all the pathetic posters superficial.com wives / her / celebs’ with the GFS than the body, and retarted Trailer Park Mall which racial / sexist insults are not funny without .. Can get together and can get to be killed by Zyklon B. This will put a smile on the faces of orphans.

  37. her bottom is fat,isn’t it?
    But I don’t mean it’s bad.

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    ElBlogger
    Commented on this photo:

    That what i cal a bubble butt!

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    james
    Commented on this photo:

    id hit that in a sec

  40. tony

    big butt, perfect butt, and most popular butt. love you j lo.

  41. big butt, perfect butt, popular butt, love you j lo.

    p.s. say hi to linda.

  42. henry

    I guess it is a good thing then that she does not have to really worry about all your opinions then. the only one she needs to worry about is her husbands .

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    DK
    Commented on this photo:

    Very nice.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing wrong with her ass at all. It is thick on the outside of her body. There is still plenty of room between her legs. Looks quite inviting to me.

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    Billy Barty, Jr
    Commented on this photo:

    Giddyup!

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    Senor Mouse
    Commented on this photo:

    “that’s a great big ass !”
    Captain Senor Mouse

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