Here’s Jennifer Lopez vacationing in Italy this week and Jesus Christ! I feel like I’m staring directly into the Death Star. I’m not saying that thing can destroy whole planets, but I am saying a small rebel fleet could fly through that crack. No, really, George Lucas just stopped raping my childhood to approve this message:
[Insert CGI Indiana Jones revealing he's Jar Jar Binks here.] – G.L.
Ha! Good one, George. (I’m going to murder your face.)
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naju | August 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm
first clemi!
Hugh Asse | August 4, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Glad I have a 30″ monitor
WOW | August 4, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I had to use both my screens to see the whole ass!
naju | August 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
clemu i lov u
bete noir | August 4, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Why are they shooting ass shots of JLo now that her bod is looking very middleaged after her pregnancy. They never did that when she was smokin that well-toned bod. I think that’s mean. But baby definitely’s got back!
Newcastle | August 4, 2009 at 5:40 pm
She got a big ass….
scott | August 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
You lookin good in them shorts but they look better on the floo’ casue you’s a tip drill cause you’s a tip drill
See now i wanna let you ride but the rubber might slide you’s a tip drill girl you a tip drill
I said i wanna let you ride but the rubber might slide you’s a tip drill girl you a tip drill
Toot that ass up mama put that dip in ya back and let me tip drill just let me tip drill
Toot that ass up mama put that dip in ya back and let me tip drill just let me tip drill
Blubble | August 4, 2009 at 5:42 pm
God damn it that was fucking disgusting. If I didn’t have Adblock to block those hideous pictures, I’d have to avoid the superficial for a week.
I realize that she shit out some kids, but that was a while back. My wife never looked that bad after she had our kids.
Meg | August 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Sweet Jesus that’s a big ass! Kim who?
stupidass | August 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm
ewww.
guys, look at pics 5 and 8. the bottom of her butt is, well, unnatural looking. butt implants?
Giggles | August 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Girlfriend seriously needs to find some new swimwear.
It is amazing | August 4, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Is this what black guys find attractive? It is not as ugly as I thought…….
oh yeah | August 4, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I didn’t know she was Kim Lardassian’s long-lost sister
Popduds.com | August 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm
ZZZzzz….
Myesha | August 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
hahaha Jlo looks great after she pushed out those twins, and no honey thats not ass implants thats that undercover negro blood hiding under the name puerto rican. Shes not damn near perfect like she used to be but her ass looks beautiful. I want to know why every one thinks paris hilton and keira knightley look so good.
Anonymous | August 4, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Excuse me while I toss my lunch.
That is utterly disgusting.
asa1 | August 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm
i miss her and ben…
they were great
Racer X | August 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I’d hit it like a single up the middle.
/fo reals!
Feckless | August 4, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Size 2
Danklin24 | August 4, 2009 at 6:05 pm
How is it that people see JLH’s ass and think ewww but see this and go mmmmm i want some of that???? Jennifer Lopez is all kinds of nasty. That isnt even a sexy big ass. KIm K has a big sexy ass.
beautiful | August 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm
she has BEAUTIFUL body and booty..i dont understand why MOST white people (correct me I’m wrong)…find small flat bottoms sexy
must really like making love to bones
Was it? | August 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Was it really necessary to zoom in on her ass? i mean, you could see that thing from outer space!
bert | August 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I’d so hammer on that booty. And I mean HAMMER!!
Sir-Mix-Alot | August 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Baby got back!!!!
ROUGH Daddy | August 4, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Thats a whole-latta ass! You can spot that thing from the hubble telescope….make no mistake id tap that ass till it spout oil, -there will be blood-
Bubba Rednex | August 4, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I puked and was blinded at the same time . Thats friggin disgusting ! She can look like that if she wants but PLEASE wear a MUMU . COVER UP !!!
Richard McBeef | August 4, 2009 at 6:16 pm
how can your ass be that big and your titties be that small? something doesn’t compute.
pasteve | August 4, 2009 at 6:21 pm
LOL at pic 4, could they have framed that any tighter and still had it be recognizable as a human ass?
ZippytheWonderSlug | August 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm
*** SPECIAL REPORT ***
We interrupt your bikini posts for this special report:
*** BREAKING NEWS ***
NASA has just discovered a second moon orbiting Earth. There is a severe crack in this new moon, and scientists believe that if this is what is keeping the new moon from coming together and destroying the Earth. NASA reports that there has been a slight shift in the Earth’s rotation. They report that there should be no cause for panic at this time. Scientists have named the new moon “JLo-1″ and are preparing a shuttle mission to investigate the new moon and to see if anything else may be caught, either in, or near this huge crack. We will of course keep you informed of any new developments in this breaking story. Stay tuned for further updates.
We now return you to your regular scheduled posts.
uh | August 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
That’s not gross… It’s very toned and round. It doesn’t look that big when she’s clothed though….Weird… Maybe this pic is distorted?
uh | August 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
That’s not gross… It’s very toned and round. It doesn’t look that big when she’s clothed though….Weird… Maybe this pic is distorted?
Jaxon | August 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Wow! That thing needs its own zipcode. It’s pretty amazing though. Considering the weight of it and her age I’m surprised it hasn’t slid down to her knees.
Zeke | August 4, 2009 at 6:34 pm
This reminds me… did they ever find out where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?
HA | August 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Zippy, I do believe that is the funniest post of the day. I wish I could come up with something as funny, but I feel like I am in shock after seeing the photo above. Thanks Man! Or Woman!
Wut | August 4, 2009 at 6:37 pm
As with the other Death Star, you want to navigate along the trench. Remember the briefing: “It’s a small thermal exhaust port, right below (above?) the main port.”
cracker mofo | August 4, 2009 at 6:43 pm
With an ass that big, I bet she can’t wipe her crack after taking a shit. You negroes can hit that mudpie all day and night.
Iambananas | August 4, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Oh, calm down people… it’s not that bad.
bop | August 4, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Her butt is really big, but it doesn’t have cellulite, so shes lucky. thats alot of fat
Admit it suckers | August 4, 2009 at 6:46 pm
You must admit that her azz is better than Jennifer Love Hewitts.
Korman | August 4, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Wow, after all this time I’ve actually forgotten how big it was. The stuff that makes legends.
bop | August 4, 2009 at 6:48 pm
she could look cuter in a different bikini bottom tho
Topical | August 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Her butt is bigger than Lindsay Lohan’s fake pregnant belly on to the sides of this commentary. She wins.
Sher | August 4, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Now thats an Ass! YAY for J-LO and her big booty!!
Sher | August 4, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Now thats an Ass! YAY for J-LO and her big booty!!
Mama Pinkus | August 4, 2009 at 7:10 pm
she looks like a triangle
kingofbeer | August 4, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I like a big ass! She looks great!
been afflicted | August 4, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Cartman’s hand, probably whole arm, could fit all up in there.
Bubba Rednex | August 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Only a Sham Wow ! would be able to wipe something that big .
Venom | August 4, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Finally something I can sink my teeth into. Fuck the haters, that ass is still amazing.
Jamie's Uterus | August 4, 2009 at 7:22 pm
The original no talent fat ass slut is back. Her and Kim should do a reality show together, and see who can degrade themselves even more. I think Kim would win.
At least when j-whore was sucking dicks and lying about it , she sucked powerful men off, not the losers Kim hangs with. Kim should make better choices when servicing men.