Jennifer Lopez in a bikini
Here’s Jennifer Lopez vacationing in Italy this week and Jesus Christ! I feel like I’m staring directly into the Death Star. I’m not saying that thing can destroy whole planets, but I am saying a small rebel fleet could fly through that crack. No, really, George Lucas just stopped raping my childhood to approve this message:
[Insert CGI Indiana Jones revealing he’s Jar Jar Binks here.] – G.L.
Ha! Good one, George. (I’m going to murder your face.)