Jennifer Lopez: ‘I deserved an Oscar’

In the latest issue of Latina Magazine, Jennifer Lopez laments not winning an Oscar for a movie nobody saw:

“I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.” “Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins–I couldn’t have been happier–but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It’s all good. Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it’s supposed to. You can’t get all crazy twisted over it.”

Ha ha ha, celebrities are delusional. Zany! Now someone explain to my why the hell Jennifer Lopez’s vagina needed to be on the outside of her outfit and the answer better include warding off terrorists.

NOTE: Also, ladies, I’d never make something like this up. *wink*

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