Jennifer Lopez: ‘I deserved an Oscar’

January 6th, 2010 // 125 Comments

In the latest issue of Latina Magazine, Jennifer Lopez laments not winning an Oscar for a movie nobody saw:

“I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.” “Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins–I couldn’t have been happier–but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It’s all good. Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it’s supposed to. You can’t get all crazy twisted over it.”

Ha ha ha, celebrities are delusional. Zany! Now someone explain to my why the hell Jennifer Lopez’s vagina needed to be on the outside of her outfit and the answer better include warding off terrorists.

NOTE: Also, ladies, I’d never make something like this up. *wink*

Photos: Getty
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  1. Turd da Third

    here it is on ebay, its item # 370314795965 see I told you it looks just like her!

  2. Turd da Third

    here it is on ebay, its item # 370314795965 see I told you it looks just like her!

  3. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Well said 37.

    J-Ho has no talent, can’t sing, act, dance or design clothes. Most , if not all , of what she does, bombs. Her biggest claim to fame is fucking everyone to get on TV, a record and movie contract. Its well documented. Look it up.

    She is a horrid, vile, self absorbed bitch that used children dying with cancer to further her career. There is a special place in hell for this disgusting pig.

    She’ll do anything to be famous again, and I hope it doesn’t work. Its over J-Pig, go home and raise those kids, you claim to love, or were they just another media/publicity opportunity too?

  4. I still don’t understand that if she is going to lip-syn, like she did on New Year’s Eve, why would she do it to such a terrible song. I never heard her sing before, but since she look naked and everything, I thought I should take a look. Does she always sound so bad? I also find it laughable that she thinks she is Oscar material when she can’t even fake singing to her own song.

  5. X

    I always wanted to have anal sex with JLO

  6. X

    I always wanted to have anal sex with JLO

  7. X

    I always wanted to have anal sex with JLO

  8. Dr. Remulak

    More Park’s sausages Mom! Please!!!

  9. so perky?? but she wear very sexy just as the model in my sites via clicking my name

  10. truth doctor

    Her ass makes the “view full size” link pretty damn daunting. Even on a double widescreen monitor.

  11. @42 – your picture gets mine.

  12. missywissy

    Okay, I’m going to say it. Marc Anthony is a magnificent talent, a true singer and entertainer. You can call him Skeletor and knock on him, but that dude can fucking sing and act. People like the ones that trash talented entertainers, but to them are not the ideal airbrushed model figure, are the reason why we have to put up with these SUPERFICIAL bitches like Spencer, Heidi, Paris, Kim, Tila, what I like to call the Fucktard Pack. Yes, you all worship the Fucktards, while true talent goes unnoticed.

  13. Jennifer Lopez looks really gorgeous. She has an awesome body.

  14. an oscar? she was in a movie??

  15. mrwinda

    It is for sure she doesn’t look good as ten years ago, but come on guys.. She is still hot. I bet her ass is still tight as hell. I’d like to stick my cock inside it and pump it; in and out. It must be really hot inside that big ass.

  16. m

    Crazy bitch.

  17. Leopold Peterson

    Narcissistic whore.

  18. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD

    She deserves to be slapped, that’s all.

  19. LOL @ being all publicly butt-hurt about it. Whatever happened to doing it for the love of acting? Or hell, even for that ridiculous paycheck I’m sure she got? She’s so insecure and dependent on people’s attention and admiration that she needs a little stupid trophy to validate herself? What a tit.

  20. shittin condoms

    large saggy ass….i would say she has hit the wall, hard

  21. Fercho

    Chamone people, she is the hotest “Luchadora” out there right now, give her some credit…and then slap her.

  22. The only Oscar(she could have been saying “ASSCAR”.
    ‘Cause,the only Oscar she deserves is the Oscar Meyer Wiener Wagon stuffed up her orifice!

  23. Jade

    She needs to be put on “Kanye Watch” for any awards ceremonies she goes to. She might bounce up on stage, take the mic from the winner, and tell everyone how she deserved the award more.

  24. Man I must say jennifer is truly gorgeous . She is looking so much sexy in that outfit. But i don’t think she is deserving oscar. I think she is over reacting by asking for oscar.

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  27. Cronos

    This fat slob is old enough to be a grandmother. She is in her 40s. She is old. Her body looks gymnish but still way over the hill after the childbirth. Women need to understand that they can’t wind back the hands on the clock.
    The old hag is mostly plastic now. Her hair texture and even color are obviously fake. Why don’t South American Indian, Asian, Negroids all realize that God chose them all to have just black hair. That’s all they get. White people get brown and red and blonde. And various eye colors.
    Grow up and act your age, old woman.

    P.S. Your ass is no longer sexy, it is sagging you indecent pig. Put on some clothes.

  28. Jethro

    IIRC some of the highest grossing movies this past year were animation. That should be a wake up call to some of these actors.

  29. cc

    She looks like a lumpy, misshapen Christmas bauble.

  30. Fustigus

    Bitch got thighs like a male Olympic speed skater. Note to self, I am not rocking the body suits.

  31. No clue what movie this was until I googled it. Her husband is also in it, it was filmed four years ago, received less than 5 out of 10 stars (on imdb), and on the cast list she is 3/4 of the way at the bottom.

    I don’t know about you, but when I think ‘Oscar Performance’, I don’t think JLo. When I think ‘JLo’, I think silly chic flics and big booty on the beach music videos.

  32. Turd da Third

    Man that it one ugly ass…looks like it has seriously slipped. If she wants to send da Turd an email I will give her some exercise ideas to help get it into shape. He face looks good however. Too bad she is basically a vain old douchebag. I didn’t know that one could get an academy nomination for working as a headliner at a glory hole??

  33. JD

    The only thing this chick deserves is an attitude adjustment and a diet plan.

  34. havoc

    Trying so hard to remain relevant. Seems to be a full time job for some celebrities these days.

    .

  35. marme

    yeeeeah ummm what the hell is she wearing? that thing looks like something some fat lady would wear on jenny jones. “whatevea I look gooooood”

  36. soahc

    She should get artificially inseminated again so she can call the baby Oscar Lopez.

  37. Grandma Lopez

    Yeah, that would be “Dope”, you 1982 ghetto ho.

    Fire whichever stylist put you in that studded lycra suit. WTH was she thinking?

  38. lhadar

    dont claim wat u deserve. if u think u deserve than wait an watch

  39. lhadar

    dont claim wat u deserve. if u think u deserve than wait an watch

  40. ret

    I found a HOTTEST club —–” R i c h m e e t i n g.C o m”—– for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!

  41. joho777

    I guess that Jennifer is really a comedian after all. Who would have thought?

  42. sokarrada

    PuaaaaaaaG!!!

  43. jay

    seriously. she needs to stop “entertaining” us cuz i cant stop vomiting into my 5 gallon garbage can. its getting filled to the rim.

  44. jay

    seriously. she needs to stop “entertaining” us cuz i cant stop vomiting into my 5 gallon garbage can. its getting filled to the rim. she is soooooo lacking in the talent department.

  45. testington

    In her defense I don’t think anybody did see that movie, so we can’t say 100% that she is out of her mine. I’m sure the vegas odds would be 100000000000 to 1 but still somebody has to sit through the movie to verify she blows

  46. testington

    In her defense I don’t think anybody did see that movie, so we can’t say 100% that she is out of her mine. I’m sure the vegas odds would be 100000000000 to 1 but still somebody has to sit through the movie to verify she blows

  47. choochaa

    Holy shit, I haven’t popped a bone like this looking at random celebrity photos since I was 13.

  48. PaNTsMaN

    OMFG someone club that seal already…….

  49. Rest5150

    Yes very odd outfit even for her. I remeber her red carpet number long ago …reemeber the green thingy she wore with pdiddy….that was vintage jlo. This is an act of desperation from a woman who wants to cling to her 30′….

    Chuch

  50. jiz

    She can wiggle that ass in my face any day, all day. Rock on J-Lo!!!

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