Jennifer Lopez to star in her own reality show

April 24th, 2008 // 67 Comments

After giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez has obviously lost the will to live. What’s basically the equivalent of laying down and dying, J-Lo has agreed to star in a new reality show for TLC. People reports:

The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and star in the “docu-series,” which focuses on how Lopez juggles her career — including launching a new fragrance — with motherhood.
“I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together,” said Lopez.
“Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience,” TLC President, Angela Shapiro-Mathes said in a statement.

While I don’t believe many moms can follow in J-Lo’s footsteps and launch a fragrance line out of their mansion, this show has all kinds of potential. If they reveal the room where Marc Anthony hides his tortilla spaceship, I’m freaking there. Ten bucks says it’s fueled by guacamole. Who’s in? Bill, c’mon, don’t be afraid of some action. You have a gambling addiction? What’s that? Pussy talk for “you have no testicles?” Oh, right, you lost your house in Vegas and your wife left you. Geez, man, I’m sorry. Wait, I’ve got something to cheer you up – Boom! Scratch-off tickets! Who loves ya?

Photos: Splash News

  1. PrehistoricGlamazonHuntress

    Dear cuteRose,

    We are not going to visit your lame ass site. Please shut the fuck up and die.

    Hugs and smooches,

    The World

  2. Couldn’t care less about another stupid celeb “reality” show. But, DAMN, those shoes are cute!

  3. dementa

    I feel a certain Princess Bride quote is appropriate now:

    “Boo. Boo. Boo. That’s what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.”

  4. Boozer

    Who fucking CARES?

  5. veronique

    what happened to her neck?

  6. Stuey

    Jennifer who?


  7. I’m so excited! I hope it matches Nick & Jess’s run on The Newlyweds! Then when JLo asks about tunafish, her husband can politely ask her to close her legs. Emmy, here I come!!!

  8. Jim

    She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.She is also on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on
    that site.

  9. kevin

    she is an ass HOLE with an oversized ass ! Who can like this conceited bitch??

  10. Joe

    Holy God ! she looks old!!!!!!!!!!!! the two babies have sucked up her facial grease or what ! she looks like an old granny here !

  11. Nectaronice

    When did Ashley Simpson turn into an old Mexican chick?

  12. Marc Anthony

    will someone get that cheese out of the rat trap for me?

  13. Natalia

    Hi um Mr. Superficial writer? While I don’t read your blog for the factual information, I just thought I’d let you know that Puerto Ricans don’t eat tortillas and guacamole. While delicious, those are Mexican foods. Not all Latinos are the same – we have very different cultures and foods. Thanks…

  14. NIng_ning

    This show sounds dumb, I don’t think anybody gives a flying f*ck about this so called reailty show, jlo is at a Lo point record sales are flop she’ll do anything for cash she’s a bitch and needs money to maintain her lavish lifestyle she has no talent nor does ugly big headed skeletor husband, the children will have big heads and asses. I hate her use to kinda like her even though i knew she had no talent, I guess she’ll have security everwhere for the twins so they would get kidnapped. Loony bitch.

  15. NIng_ning

    #16 LOL I got give it u LOL!

  16. NIng_ning

    #16 LOL I got give it u LOL!

  17. edgar suit

    YOU GOT TO BE JOKING…..IF ANYONE WATCHES THIS YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER AND SHOULD KILL YOURSELF……and dont get me started about that retarted negro with the clocks

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