Jennifer Lopez doesn’t pay her bills


A Los Angeles private aircraft company sued Jennifer Lopez Wednesday for failing to pay her bill after she and Marc Anthony chartered a jet to fly them and four friends from New York to Puerto Rico, and then again to fly from Farmingdale to Burbank. Neither of the $16,000 trips has been paid for and Lopez allegedly owes over $34,000. $34,000. For two flights. I swear to God, if I’m ever in a position where I can throw down $34,000 to fly to two places it’s time to start giving that stuff away. And by give away, I mean stuff into a huge pile and sleep on. Because why sleep on a regular bed when you could be sleeping on one made of cash? Just do the math.