
Jennifer Lopez had a screening at the Berlin Film Festival for her new movie Bordertown but started crying after the audience responded with muted applause and boos. I almost feel bad for her, except maybe this’ll stop her from making any more movies. I mean Anaconda was a masterpiece, but what are the odds she’ll ever recreate that magic?























promisehersmack | February 16, 2007 at 4:39 pm
thats horrible.
bastards.
Kristin | February 16, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Aww. That’s sad.
mrs.t | February 16, 2007 at 4:41 pm
She was in Anaconda? Baby really DOES got back.
misanthrope | February 16, 2007 at 4:42 pm
They’re not saying ‘boo’. They’re saying ‘looooser’.
JungleRed | February 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm
First thing first: Um, Miss Lopez, you have a bat in the cave.
Second, it’s about time somebody let her know that she’s a terrible, terrible actor.
Third, I wish she’d shed enough tears to wash away those trantulas she pastes onto her eyes.
Stink | February 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Very nice (panty?) butt shot in Anaconda. Can’t remember a damn word she said in that movie but I remember Thee Butt.
UNCLE NED | February 16, 2007 at 4:46 pm
The Berliner Zeitung says the film is “funny, but unintentionally” reporting that viewers at the press screening had reacted with “frenetic laughter” at supposedly serious scenes. However the film is also “pretty distasteful” at the same time: the critic accuses J-Lo of exploiting the real suffering of the Mexican women in order to become a star in the Central American market. “It’s no coincidence that the film is coming out at the same time as her new record, the first where she sings entirely in Spanish,” the paper said.
JungleRed | February 16, 2007 at 4:55 pm
What’s with all the posts today? Did somebody slip Superfish guy a hit of meth?
Jafoo | February 16, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Whoa…Extreme Close-up. Is that what they’re doing with the Hubble Telescope these days?
misanthrope | February 16, 2007 at 4:57 pm
@8… I think he’s excited that there was only one ANS story today.
RAMistheMAN | February 16, 2007 at 4:57 pm
It’s funny how people are sad for her but if the same thing happened to Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan everyone would make fun of them.
niner11 | February 16, 2007 at 4:58 pm
yep she is kind of worthless
Stink | February 16, 2007 at 5:00 pm
She should be crying because she was shot carrying a nose goblin. Definite career killer.
MOCKERFOCKER | February 16, 2007 at 5:01 pm
misanthrope:
“They’re not saying ‘boo’. They’re saying ‘looooser’.”
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OR maybe ‘Boooooo-tee’ in reference to her legendary rump…
Karri | February 16, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Aww… I feel bad for her…
misanthrope | February 16, 2007 at 5:03 pm
@14… Could very well be. Or ‘Booooger’.
Jafoo | February 16, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Throwing trash at Paris now booing J.Lo. That’s not cool. We don’t do that to their stupid celebrities when they come over here. We elect them Governor of California.
BitterOldBastard | February 16, 2007 at 5:06 pm
She deserves every negative incident possible, now that she’s thrown in with that despicable scientology crew.
TNB Alerts | February 16, 2007 at 5:25 pm
They booed her for being a nigger lover, the nigger loving chicana.
schlumpfgruen | February 16, 2007 at 5:28 pm
@17
Arnold Schwarzenegger will not, ist not, and has never even been a german celebrity.
In fact, he is not even german.
Dean | February 16, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Meh.
DrunkBlogger | February 16, 2007 at 5:32 pm
That’s a pretty standard reaction. She’s rich, who cares? Isn’t that what happiness is all about?
Binky | February 16, 2007 at 5:46 pm
My sources tell me ‘The Block’ still has a few sublets Jen.
woodhorse | February 16, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I feel really bad for her. It always sucks when slobs are cruel but what really brings tears to her eyes are how bad they SMELL!! Those people never bathe, I can’t believe she didn’t throw up too. There was a news article under WEIRD & ODD about how these german girls set off the smoke alarm using so much spray deoderant. They eventually stink so bad that even THEY notice they stink like a month old corpse left out in the sun and there was J Lo in a whole AUDITORIUM of the smelly bastards. It’s amazing she didn’t have to be hospitalized for having her NOSE HAIRS BURNT OFF FROM THE FUMES. Why don’t Germans bathe?? I don’t know. The Germans invaded France around 60 years ago and it still smells like a sewer there. I hope she can get the stink off – I hear bathing in tomato juice works.
Stink | February 16, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Celebrity Rule #24: If you want to be taken seriously when defending your film about slave labor, don’t wear diamond jewelry.
oh, you sly boots. | February 16, 2007 at 5:48 pm
…Oh goodie, another slut in tears. Yesss.
ja5on | February 16, 2007 at 5:48 pm
I’m sorry but “Out of Sight” was pretty freakin good.
Wrench | February 16, 2007 at 5:56 pm
@ 17 – I guess if by German you actually mean Austrian, you’d be correct. If you were taught world geography in American public schools, especially in California, I guess we can forgive you.
Anexio | February 16, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Alright, I guess nobody is going to say it, but we all know that Gigli was a special film.
For god’s sake give this classy woman a break!
She’s got talent, she’s got beauty, she can sing like a songbird…..
…..and married to a fuckin’ skeletor!
Muuuuhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa
Smackage | February 16, 2007 at 6:30 pm
awww! she’s so sad! she’s gonna pull some crazy-ass scientology shit on them
saradevil | February 16, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Or maybe what they really meant was…
wind up, pitch “BAM”
Baby Moon | February 16, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Why does she look like that ape woman from the Planet of Apes in the second picture?
It’s like she’s evolving in reverse
Baby Moon | February 16, 2007 at 6:39 pm
HAHAHA #17 genius
sol | February 16, 2007 at 6:40 pm
it’s a good thing they don’t have kids, because the second picture is exactly what she’d look like if she stormed back home and started screaming “No wire hangers…EVER!”
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 6:42 pm
No, this is all wrong, she isn’t reacting to the audience’s response to her film. She’s upset because she just spotted her husband gnawing on Roger Ebert’s head.
logger | February 16, 2007 at 6:48 pm
i feel sorry for her!
biatcho | February 16, 2007 at 6:50 pm
She’s crying because she heard somebody in the audience say – in a loud, clear voice – “From the waist down, she’s starting to look like Hillary Clinton.”
Grizzlies | February 16, 2007 at 6:54 pm
#5, I love you! I only clicked on the comments to see if anyone had a booger comment. Thanks for noticeing and making me laugh my ass off.
greeneyedcat | February 16, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Never had a problem with Germans bathing….
kellioso | February 16, 2007 at 7:00 pm
she has a booger in her nose in the first picture. ew.
julema | February 16, 2007 at 7:13 pm
She deserve that…she s so selfish, she has no respect for people who works for her!! Im still, im still jenny from the bloc yeah!right!
Why not concentrate on one thing…like singing or dancing
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 7:18 pm
35. YAAAAAAAAAAAWN, …
*crickets*
We are blinded by your brilliance. Continue, please.
sid | February 16, 2007 at 7:26 pm
This is so boring the sidebar text ads were funnier:
“Do You know the Truth about Anna Nicole? If you tell us you can Qualify for a Free iPod now”
Fuck’s sake!
RichPort | February 16, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Snake cuts through tall grass,
A careless bird’s last regret.
RichPort the cock loves.
fritobandito | February 16, 2007 at 7:48 pm
This woman should NEVER and I mean EVER be photographed this close up again! This is the reason they invented the zoom lens, so you can zoom out!!
woodhorse | February 16, 2007 at 7:52 pm
on another note, those are some seriously bushy false eyelashes
woodhorse | February 16, 2007 at 7:56 pm
REUTER’S ODDLY ENOUGH
Teen’s heavy deodorant use sets off alarm Mon Feb 12, 10:43 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) – A group of young German women used so much spray deodorant in the bathroom of a North Sea youth hostel that it set off a fire alarm and brought the local fire brigade rushing to the rescue, police said on Monday.
“The fumes of the pleasant-smelling deodorant were so intense that they drifted up to the ceiling and set off a fire detector,” said Volker Buttgereit of the Buesum police force.
Local authorities said they were also surprised the heavy use of deodorant could set off the alarm. “Hopefully the girls will get by with a little less spray next time,” said Buttgereit.
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 16, 2007 at 8:00 pm
You’re very late on this one, Mr. Fish.
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 16, 2007 at 8:02 pm
But anyway, Ha! Ha! Two Ha! Ha!’s in the same week is awesome!
its better than bad its good | February 16, 2007 at 8:03 pm
i cant believe the train wrecks that pass for actors and singers these days. how did this imbecile get rich? i cant sing or act for shit, where are my millions?