A reader writes in that “J. Lo recently fired her f-ing genius makeup artist Scott Barnes. Since then she has been running around with bright white circles around her eyes. Hence, new makeup artist…SUCKS!”
Ahh, so that explains why Jennifer is such an annoying fatass. Oh wait, it doesn’t? Well she is anyways. I hate it when some whiny girl goes on some makeover show or plastic surgery show or some other piece of crap show and starts saying how great Jennifer Lopez is and how they idolize her and how their life would be perfect if they just looked like her. Sorry, you stupid little girls, but Jennifer Lopez is so annoying that orphans die whenever they see her. The end.