Jennifer Lopez

20041019_jlopez.jpgHere’s some more news you don’t care about. Jennifer Lopez has decided to open a salsa dancing school in the Bronx because she’s an idiot and got carried away with her role in “Shall We Dance.” I should also point out that I saw Jennifer on Inside the Actors Studio which made me want to puke because her finest piece of work was probably the role of ‘screaming girl’ in Anaconda. Can somebody explain to me why an annoying fatass (literally) like Jennifer Lopez is being featured on Inside the Actors Studio? That’s like Jay Leno being interviewed on “Inside the Good Comedian’s Studio.” It’s so ironic that irony itself is ironized. What the crap? Did I just type ‘ironized’?

Read Jennifer Lopez ‘opening her own dance school’ @ [Female First]