Jennifer Lopez

Singer-actress Jennifer Lopez is expecting a baby with new husband Grammy-winning salsa star Marc Anthony, it was reported.

I am shocked! Looks like Jennifer is a bigger slut than everybody thought. Well besides me, of course. I always knew she was a big slut. It all started with that time I walked in on her having sex with fourteen guys at once. At first I was like “Hey, she seems like a pretty wholesome girl.” But then reflecting back on it I think deep down I knew she was a slut.

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