Setting all kinds of land-speed records, Jennifer Lopez married Marc Anthony Saturday evening in a hush-hush ceremony in the back yard of her Los Angeles mansion, according to Us Weekly.
This is almost too ridiculous to be true. I really don’t see how Marc Anthony could have ended up with Jennifer Lopez, seeing as how he really has nothing going for him except that he had a single out like 30 years ago. Not that Jennifer Lopez is such the catch herself (she’s already been caught two and half other times), but at least she doesn’t look like an ugly John Leguizamo. And when you’re described as an ugly John Leguizamo, you know you must be ugly.
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