Jennifer Hawkins (Miss Universe 2004)

20040906_jhawkins1.jpgThe 2004 Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins ran into a problem while modelling when her skirt magically fell off, revealing a surprisingly unsexy thong and ass. I’m not about to claim that the current Miss Universe isn’t a stunning female specimen, but based on the rest of her body I would have figured her rear to be a little more shapely. At least her ‘wardrobe malfunction’ didn’t result in the blinding of men everywhere, as was the case when Janet Jackson decided to reveal her ugly ass breasts. I think the world could do with more Miss Universe ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ and less of the ugly gorilla variety.

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*EDIT: Apparently, a lot of you felt that calling Janet Jackson an ugly gorilla was a racist remark. If you’re one of these people, you’re an idiot. I couldn’t care less that she’s black. If you look like a gorilla, I’ll call you a gorilla. You were all okay with it when I called mystery man a gorilla, yet because Janet Jackson happens to be black it’s suddenly not allowed. If you made the association between gorilla and black, I think that says more about your own racial prejudices than it does mine. Seriously, you’re a racist. And Janet? Well Janet looks like a gorilla.