Jennifer Garner will no longer be fat

garner_baby.jpgUs Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Garner gave birth to a baby girl after labor was induced late last night, and that she and Ben Affleck plan to name her Violet.

Us Weekly has learned exclusively that Jennifer Garner , 33, has given birth to a baby daughter. Sources confirm to Us that Garner, whose due date was December 8, had her labor induced at an L.A. hospital. The actress is married to Ben Affleck, 33. ”They induced last night,” a friend of the couple tells Us. ”Ben was with her the entire time.”

Now let’s hope the baby turns out okay, considering the ever thoughtful Ben Affleck was kind enough to keep Jennifer Garner in a cloud of tobacco smoke during her pregnancy. I’m no doctor, but I’ve heard second hand smoke can really screw up a baby. That, and havng Ben Affleck as your father. Get it? Because he’s a tool. Zing!


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