Jennifer Garner is definitely pregnant

July 18th, 2008 // 34 Comments

Apparently, there’s much speculation over the state of Jennifer Garner’s uterus. I, on the other hand, forgot she even existed. However, I can now report a Ben Affleck sperm has indeed collided with her egg. Jennifer’s Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed the news to Us Magazine proving his ability to keep a secret is pretty fucking weak:

“Yes, she is,” Garber – who officiated the couple’s 2005 wedding – told Us when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting.
A source adds, “She is five months pregnant. They are very happy.”

Now Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner will have something to do while they’re not acting. Christ, when’s the last time one of them was in a movie? Hold on, I just remembered Daredevil. Searing pain…. Want to die…. And, phew! Made it. Yeah, in hindsight, this is AWESOME news. They should shoot for a third one right away. Actually, you know what? Fuck it. Adopt! Just scoop some kids up from a day care and go all Brad and Angelina. I hear it’s a blast. Ha ha! Please don’t act again.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. sixpack

    I wonder who is more insignificant; this one or Sandra Bullock.

  2. Richard McBeef

    Eww, Ben Affleck spooge!

  3. yourface

    Jennifer Garner was in Juno.

  4. Barak Obama

    It may be Ben Affleck spooge, but you know he paid someone to put it in there. There is no way he would touch a vagina.

  5. Benny

    Jennifer Garner is still hot – pregnant or not

  6. Being knocked up is no excuse for wearing Talbots jeans.

  7. Miss Kitty

    Wow, this has made my day….

    NEXT!!!

  8. Karen

    Bullshit – a dude can’t get pregnant.

  9. morga

    you idiot

    she was great in both Juno and The Kingdom

  10. Omnibacon

    fascinating. I’ve never seen a pregnant woman before. Keep up the good work fish.

  11. cd

    i like her…she’s hot and she’s a good actress.

  12. James

    Never thought I’d be stepping in to defend Affleck’s work, but honestly, Gone Baby Gone was actually a pretty good movie (he didn’t act in it – which may have had an impact – but he did direct it).

  13. Chupacabra

    Neither one of them can act their way out of a paper bag.

    NEXT!

  14. I’m absolute sure this is “A PIECE” of photoshopping!!

  15. Jenny

    Maybe this time they will have a cute child. *crosses fingers* that last one makes me cringe and shudder.

  16. Jenny

    Maybe this time they will have a cute child. *crosses fingers* that last one makes me cringe and shudder.

  17. Jenny

    Is it rude that I said that twice?

    Oops

  18. Astrid

    She really looks very pretty in real…I met her at the Crocs store in NYC with her daughter…a natural beauty :)

  19. missy

    I don’t understand why people dog actors for actually sticking around their kids to parent them. Maybe instead of insulting them, you should think about praising them for actually wanting to be active in their children’s lives. If we had more active parents who were in the acting business, maybe there wouldn’t be so many DUI’s and Drug arrests of their offspring….but then you wouldn’t have a job then, would you!

  20. Congratulations to them. I’m sure this one will be as adorable as Violet.

  21. rough daddy

    who? who cares…

  22. Jumpin_J

    # 3 & 9: She was GREAT in Juno? GREAT? Uh, I don’t remember the acadamy lauding any praises on her performance. Come to think of it, I don’t think anyone did. I’ll give you adequate, but GREAT? C’mon.

  23. sameshitdifferentyear

    I definitely don’t give a shit.

  24. Cash907

    Damnit, someone send Affleck a box of condoms or something. Knocking her up is like pissing on the Sistine Chapel

  25. NY Ted

    Actually…Matt Damon is the father…Or is it Marky Mark…Hmm…could even be A-Rod…???

  26. Keira

    Not sure why such hateful comments….the haters have little to work with here…just a nice family.

  27. Angie

    Well, Jennifer Garner just did JUNO. That wasn’t a hit though..now was it??

  28. Wow, I don’t think I could be less interested unless you showed me a picture of spencer again.

  29. Narcissist

    Garner was in “Juno”. Fortunately for Juno’s investors, Affleck was not.

  30. syn

    Juno was an overrated, poorly scripted piece of crap.

  31. jess

    #15 you are horrible. that was a very hateful thing to say about a child. you obviously have some psychological problems and need to grow up. to pick apart a young child is the lowest of lows. get some help.

  32. stephanie

    Violet is adorable and will be a natural beauty.

  33. lambman

    Jennifer was just in Juno, which you know one a few Oscars WTF

    Anyways, I normally hate all celebrity children and long for the type when pregant actresses were considered vulgar and kept out of site….but Violet is a damn cute kid.

  34. nikkiejanee

    i love reading comments….they’re always so funny…..

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