Jennifer Garner makes dolphins ejaculate

February 10th, 2010 // 54 Comments

Jennifer Garner stopped by Letterman last night where she told Dave a story about the time she made a dolphin come. I guess to prove she really can have that effect on something. Who knows? Via Huffington Post:

“I had my feet dangling in the water,” she told David Letterman Tuesday night. “And the dolphin came and swam right over my foot. I thought, ‘That was so cool!’”
The dolphin started swimming around her leg faster and faster until something happened.
“I said to the trainer, ‘I think the dolphin just peed,’” she said. “He said, ‘No, ma’am, no.’”

In the dolphin’s defense, it didn’t have to see Jennifer Garner’s face, so I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same thing. On that note, I’ll be crawling around my co-worker’s legs with a blindfold on if anyone needs me. “Hey, new socks, Bill? I mean, I have no idea who this could be…

Photos: Splash News

  1. sky
    Commented on this photo:

    wow! Very exciting!

  2. toxycbar

    that is so weird……….why wud she share somthing thats so discusting-i think shes proud that she can turn on other species for a change!

  3. lafingsam

    Nothing but a bunch of judgemental hatefuls here (a few exceptions.) I suppose you are all perfect, then. Apparently you know nothing about Ms. Garner, except the grossly mistaken image of her that your pea-brains have concluded is actually how she really is. She can’t win with people like you, for some reason you feel the need to spit out the nastiest poison you can (maybe you think it will detract from your own gross shortcomings.) Nobody deserves the kind of spiteful, hateful insults you guys spew, except yourselves. So go ahead, what goes around comes around. Judge people, and you’ll be judged yourself. I’m not planning on coming back here, ever, so whatever stupid comments you may make in reply will pretty much be just to try to impress your fellow venom spitters. Enjoy your little snake pit

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