Jennifer Garner makes dolphins ejaculate
Jennifer Garner stopped by Letterman last night where she told Dave a story about the time she made a dolphin come. I guess to prove she really can have that effect on something. Who knows? Via Huffington Post:
“I had my feet dangling in the water,” she told David Letterman Tuesday night. “And the dolphin came and swam right over my foot. I thought, ‘That was so cool!'”
The dolphin started swimming around her leg faster and faster until something happened.
“I said to the trainer, ‘I think the dolphin just peed,'” she said. “He said, ‘No, ma’am, no.'”
In the dolphin’s defense, it didn’t have to see Jennifer Garner’s face, so I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same thing. On that note, I’ll be crawling around my co-worker’s legs with a blindfold on if anyone needs me. “Hey, new socks, Bill? I mean, I have no idea who this could be…”