Jennifer Garner stopped by Letterman last night where she told Dave a story about the time she made a dolphin come. I guess to prove she really can have that effect on something. Who knows? Via Huffington Post:
“I had my feet dangling in the water,” she told David Letterman Tuesday night. “And the dolphin came and swam right over my foot. I thought, ‘That was so cool!’”
The dolphin started swimming around her leg faster and faster until something happened.
“I said to the trainer, ‘I think the dolphin just peed,’” she said. “He said, ‘No, ma’am, no.’”
In the dolphin’s defense, it didn’t have to see Jennifer Garner’s face, so I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same thing. On that note, I’ll be crawling around my co-worker’s legs with a blindfold on if anyone needs me. “Hey, new socks, Bill? I mean, I have no idea who this could be…”
DL8 | February 10, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Whats wrong with her face? She’s cute
bertotheginny | February 10, 2010 at 2:55 pm
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Hagwatch | February 10, 2010 at 3:04 pm
God what an ugly face! That aint cute unless…oh I see now…
Don Knotts | February 10, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I’ve always thought her mouth looked like it should have a hook in it.
Now I know why.
Richard McBeef | February 10, 2010 at 3:19 pm
She’s a little odd looking but I don’t think she’s a total dog.
She IS a dolphin click here | February 10, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Of course she does for fucks sake little bugger was just trying to mate with it’s own, it’s only nature for crying out loud. I mean look at her THAT is a fucking DOLPHIN, look at that gaping mammoth mouth I can practically smell the dead fish stank of Sea World just looking at her, I can hear the nauseating splashing, the shitty trainers calling out for her to jump and all the fat retarded kids in the audience laughing and cheering as they drop ice cream number four on the fucking ground, stupid kids can`t even eat a fucking $2 cone without making a fucking mess. But I digress into my personal nanny nightmares.
Just look at the first pic and tell me you don’t at least half excpect a dolphin cackle to come out of it and scare you right off your chair.
Jeesus imagine how sad all the Japanese tourists are when they go to Hawaii and sign up to swim with Dolpins and they get there and it’s just Jen in a fucking clorinated pool laughing and trying to jump around “gracefully” (like a fucking water buffalo) with her oaf husband throwing fish at her and clapping even when she doesn’t catch it, which in her defence is rare considering the Olympic sized clearance that mouth has.
Mrs.C | May 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm
OMG, funniest shit ever!!!
DogBoy | February 10, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I got no problem with her–I think she’s cute. The dolphin gets a high five when I see him!
Ted | February 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Must have been a gay dolphin, because she look-a like-a man.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Wow the spite from some of you tonight. Snowy day, hah?
I like her because she looks like a nice person, natural and she acts decent, no camel toes, nothing.
John | February 10, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Dolphins are known to commit gang rape. Totally true.
Japanese Guy | February 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm
FUCK YOU DAHPHEEN
peanut | February 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm
a few years ago, i thought her face and lips were pretty hot…but i think her ‘facial work’ is starting to show. i’d still do her with a bag on her head though
pimp | February 10, 2010 at 3:45 pm
her mouth looks like a beat up asshole…
Pat | February 10, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Maybe the dolphin was showing his support for Batman’s archenemy.
HackSaw | February 10, 2010 at 3:55 pm
I’d hit it.
ellie | February 10, 2010 at 4:01 pm
that’s such a prefabricated story. its so obvious that her publicist told her to say it to make people laugh. blergh
me | February 10, 2010 at 4:08 pm
um, why would somebody tell that story on national television. TMI
foot fetish | February 10, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I have no idea why a dolphin would want to jerk off to her feet, they are pretty nasty looking
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/07/0718_jennifer_garner_feet_flynet_02.jpg
foot fetish | February 10, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I have no idea why a dolphin would want to jerk off to her feet, they are pretty nasty looking
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blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/07/0718_jennifer_garner_feet_flynet_02.jpg
Flipper | February 10, 2010 at 4:37 pm
I hope the people at GREEN PEACE kill her. What a discussing comment. This woman is a fish f***er. Spit..Spit..Spit…Gag me with a spoon!!!
Crusty | February 10, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Listen to the entire video and you’ll find it amusing, not because because of what the dolphin did but rather for what the trainer said seconds prior to the video ending.
It’s not hilarious but just cute – as is she..
dontneedone | February 10, 2010 at 5:07 pm
go fuck yourself fish. jen garner is pretty. you have posted some really ugly women and tried to pass them off as hot, so you have no room to talk about her.
Firefly | February 10, 2010 at 5:09 pm
I think the Dolphin threw up when he looked at her! She’s a PIG to say something like that. She’s and Evil, Evil PIG!
Dr. Phil | February 10, 2010 at 5:15 pm
“She” has a broad muscular body and a dude-face, and she’s getting more manlier as she gets older. If you think she’s “cute” or even “hot” then you need to summon the courage to cross over to all-out fudgepacking.
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baaaa | February 10, 2010 at 7:40 pm
that is a horrible looking man, but i am glad the gay dolphin got some use out of it.
…that aside, this shemale has the most annoying “soccer mom, i think i am such a cute ‘guy’s girl,’ perfect homemaker, send everyone birthday cards’ type personality.
mfbinc | February 10, 2010 at 8:13 pm
TRUE STORY….my ex girlfriend was a dolphin trainer at the local zoo. one day she told me the dolphin would masturbate with a ball on the side of the tank every time she got in it. i laughed but thought she was nuts.
a few weeks later i went down to watch her train the dolphin and lo and behold i saw the dolphin do exactly what she described.
a few weeks after that, i get a call from one of her friends that the dolphin became extremely excited when she approached the tank, reached up and bit her hand. with a flick of his head he took a few of her fingers off much to the horror of the people watching….it was covered nationally…….
seeing her hand when she would rewrap it was very disturbing…..
wosh | February 10, 2010 at 9:03 pm
what are you on? she’s beautiful and healthy.
ppl | February 10, 2010 at 9:24 pm
she used to be so pretty… beauty is a short career ppl
lovelyriot | February 10, 2010 at 9:27 pm
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r4 games | February 11, 2010 at 1:39 am
She looks great in that jeans and leather boots. last night saw the “Valentine’s Day” poster in the cinema, very looking forward…
Brooke | February 11, 2010 at 2:26 am
I don’t hate her, because I think she’s got a cute personality and all, but she needs a better stylist. Bright red looks pretty bad on her lips. and she neeeds bangs. I remember thinking she was pretty ugly in Daredevil, but in the making of stuff she had better hair and toned down makeup and looked a lot cuter.
Though… don’t dolphins have like 14 inch cocks?? How could she miss that?
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loo | February 12, 2010 at 1:27 pm
she looks absolutely hideous :(
Narcissist | February 13, 2010 at 12:18 am
She was mistaken for a bottle chinned dolphin.
I don’t hate Jennifer Garner. Yet.
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