Jennifer Garner is afraid of the sun

13, are you sure that youre looking at the same pictures as the rest of us??

There isnt an ounce of fat on this bitch. Well, unless Ben Affleck is on top of her… Then there are several. Millions that is.

Man he got chubby.

They both need trainers.

What’s the big deal? Not fake baking or laying out in the sun like Britney and Paris is one of the best things you can do for your skin.

Good for her!

And yeah, white people are really white. I’m so pale I’m practically translucent.

Gah! My eyes!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

speaking of white people, i’m so pale i glow in the dark… true story

Damn this site is fucking racist, saying a white person should be dark. I smell a lawsuit.

how can U B in the zun
for a month and look zo
white? zhez probably one
of thoze people who don’t
get a tan. zuckz for her.
I like her, but not her
ztupid huzband, coz he
fucked Jennifer Lopez..
and thatz zome hard up
zhit to zcrew her??
LopezfuckinFurBitch?????

She has the same face as her troll daughter… the exact same! Ick!

nothing exciting….just another white girl with no boobs and a flat ass!!

LAME

Hmm … thought that having a kid would have done her bod better. Chest like a pancake! Where’s Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly when you need them?

Hi James, I agree

Hi Frist! What about that bikini picture?

Hey Bern – I left you a note to answer in the Paris Hilton song post. Check it out.

All of these hollywood chicks have mannish bodies…what’s up with that?

Man, is that chick ugly. I’ve never found her attractive, even when she played a mental child in that switcheroo movie. Add that to her quarterback shoulders and lousy acting, and you pretty much have my least favorite actress in the world.

Actually, I’ve always thought Garner looked just like that blue singing thing from THE FIFTH ELEMENT that does the operatic funky chicken, and then takes a bunch of space bullets and dies. I think it’s those wicked cheekbones that are trying to conquer the center of her face.

I never found her attractive.

She has a fugg-a-lugg mug.

Come on, nobody’s said anything about the fact that Ben’s carrying a pair of navy blue Crocs?

I’m ashamed.

Seriously? I don’t think she looks that pale?! I mean, sure, she isn’t tanned or anything, but she isn’t like abnormally pale or anything? Or am I the only one that thinks that?!

I didn’t realize she was British.

I think she looks great. Really, tanning is on its way out… *ahem* parisbritneyjessica *ahem*

#30 God, you’re still a fucking moron. What the fuck is wrong with the sharks in Florida that you haven’t been eaten by now?

She’s got a great mouth for blowjobs – could easily fit both the frank and the beans. But then you’d be staring right at her eyes and eyebrows, and it’d definitely flash through your mind that you’re being sucked by a man. Whether or not that makes you harder or softer is between you and Jesus

How weird. She had a baby, and she still looks like a man. Is everyone in Hollywood an Alien?

She’s adorable and I can think of a lot of other actresses who could follow her example and be a great mom and not paparazzi fodder day in/out!

To each his/her own, but I can’t see how anyone could have any issues with that body! One of the sexiest bodies on the planet!

she looks great! most women would kill to look like her after having a kid…

who’s the anorexic chick with her? you can see her spine! gross…

Super white woman looks good for just having a kid not too long ago… Needs a wee bit of tan though…

When she’S 60 she’s still look good while Jessica Simpson’s skin will look like leather or has skin-cancer.

Good on ya Jennifer!!

Hey Jennifer! I misplace my nut cracker can I borrow your ass cheeks?

#14…you said exactly what i wanted to say. i like them too and i find her appealing but yet..fug.

Posted by diddleysquat on July 6, 2007 1:12 PM

All of these hollywood chicks have mannish bodies…what’s up with that?

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They’re all too skinny to have curves. Remember the era of Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Liz Taylor?

My hubby preferrs me 5 lbs heavier than I like to be, because he says I have more sexy curves. It’s all about the scale!!!

Get some tits you ugly ghost!!!!
Women without boobs are just men with pussies

I’m glad to see a Hollywood personality practicing safe sun. I wish more people would take her lead and do the same.

Hey #30, there’s this letter in the alphabet that comes between R and T… You should know it. It’s the first letter of the phrase “stupid ass ho”

I think you might actually be able to find it on your keyboard. It’s 2 keys over from the caps lock.
GOOD LUCK!

I never thought she was attractive really, but if she wants to protect her skin & not get skin cancer, it’s her business. To all you idiots who said she had thunder thighs, etc., I bet she looks a helluva lot better than you.

#44=zharkz love me?
zo do manateez?
all of Godz creaturez?
adore me?
your juzt jealouz?
coz I waz zurfing today?
and everyday?old fuckface?

First Bitches!!!!!!!!

(Aren’t I clever since I’m obviously not first but am making fun of the stupid mother fuckers who seem to take such joy at being first although that may or may not be the case?)

61st bitches!!!!!

sorry, not everyone fake bakes and aspires to look like an oompa loompa crossed with a hooker, aka the christina aguilera special

What happened to the pics? I can’t complete my investigation without them.

LMAO me too #63.

#59 If that’s how you want to explain your chronic infestations of crabs and panty crickets, go right ahead. And when you’re twelve, everyone IS older than you. I swear to fuck, if you could find a way to dot your “i”s with something retarded like a hearts, you would.

imo (from someone who has a low melanin level) -she would look terrific with cafe au lait skin. But she won’t have it. The only options we have are skin cancer/old leather or orange-from-a-bottle. If the same amount of money that is spent on research for male pattern baldness was spent on a cure for epidermis fishbellius, the world would be a much better place.

Jesus! She’s so mad everyone saw her white skin that she made you remove the photo? It’s not like anyone didn’t know already…

How much does this couple pay to have media write about them. BA is a no talent, conceited schmuck and Jennifer whoever is as interesting as yesterdays newspaper. They are so part of the decline of show biz in that they have zero talent. They just desire to be famous for the sake of getting attention. They are not the only ones though.

I like Jennifer. She seems like a good mom that is down to earth. She put her carrier on the back burner to raise a family. That is a concept most American women do not undertand these days. She is not out there blinging it like Angelina Jolie or Madonna. Amongs the Hollywood sharks and sheep she seems to have a level head with some character. She is extremely beautifull and sucessful that is living a charmed life most people envy.

I’d still hit it…

http://www.phun.org/celebrities/jennifer_garner/jennifer_garner_49.jpg

HA HA HA! YOU ARE LAME!

she needs sunglasses like Paris’

#65=juztifiablebitch
eatzhitanddiebitch?

fucker really hatez itz
life, don’t cha???????

get your fattazz outta
that houze and get zome
zun alfuckinready????