Jennifer Garner spent her Fourth of July surfing with Ben Affleck in Hawaii. Maybe surfing isn’t the right word here. It looks more like a ‘being pale’ contest, and Jennifer is totally beating everybody in the entire world. When I first saw these I thought she was being played by a ghost. Then I got scared and hid in my closet for two hours. I mean, uh, I didn’t get scared. What I meant to say was I flexed and then my shirt ripped off because my muscles are so big. True story.
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Bo | July 6, 2007 at 11:46 am
Gah.
anon | July 6, 2007 at 11:46 am
Tenth!
Lindsey | July 6, 2007 at 11:46 am
Wow, white people are white. Breaking story.
Uber Jalemon | July 6, 2007 at 11:46 am
Over-exposure, nothing to write about ;-)
Tim | July 6, 2007 at 11:47 am
Having a kid definitely didn’t help her with the whole “I got a dude’s body” thing.
pinnie | July 6, 2007 at 11:48 am
Her baby seems to have advised her about the correct positioning of her bikini bottom.
mommyd | July 6, 2007 at 11:52 am
It’s called sun reflection and the fact that she probably spends more time with her child than other celebs rather than trying to get skin cancer all the time.
lambman | July 6, 2007 at 11:53 am
Good for her! It’s not as if she’s unattractive, she’s being healthy by not tanning herself until she looks like leather….and she’s not painting herself like an Oompa Loompa.
In 10 years she will still look hot and chicks who tan all the time like Jessica Simpson look like Keith Richards
James | July 6, 2007 at 11:53 am
Is there nothing else going on in Hollywood? This is even less exciting than the Diddy post!
Pat | July 6, 2007 at 11:54 am
Wow, she could be used as a sun-reflecting object to burn Asia from Hawaii.
Shinanigans | July 6, 2007 at 11:55 am
ben is rockin the moobs
Anexio | July 6, 2007 at 11:58 am
She’s a thousand times hotter than J-Ho.
combustion8 | July 6, 2007 at 12:00 pm
looks like shes having trouble losing that baby fat… she needs to hire a trainer.
miss oblivious | July 6, 2007 at 12:01 pm
She’s strange looking; there’s something really cute abt her, and something really ugly abt her too. One things for sure, between her and Ben, their kid is gonna have some strong features. And I had to laugh at Ben’s prepubescent man boobs. But overall I really like them as a couple, and find them to be really down to earth for a rich & famous hollywood couple. They’re cute together. Thank God he ditched that JLo bitch.
lala | July 6, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I’m sorry but I think Jennifer Garner is the biggest dork in Hollywood. Yes she’s a great actress, Alias was good, loved the pro she played for 5 minutes in Catch me if you Can (although I still found it hard to believe she was going to sleep w/Leo, she can’t really pull off the vixen thing). But every time I see a picture of her with those dimples and pale skin, no makeup and man body, “DORK” comes to mind. And now her little girl is a Mini-Dork. Sorry Violet. But come on, Violet? I think Ben is trying to change his imageby marrying a nerd after the whole j-lo(st) fiasco.
Fisher55 | July 6, 2007 at 12:03 pm
they’ve been in Hawaii for like a month, you’d think she’d have some color
DumbAss | July 6, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Matt Damon!
ccc | July 6, 2007 at 12:07 pm
better to be fair-skinned than so tanned your skin looks wrinkled like an elephant’s and feels like paper… fuckin gross.
Shinanigans | July 6, 2007 at 12:07 pm
hahahahaha matt damon!! I’m ronrey
Mr. Black | July 6, 2007 at 12:08 pm
what’s wrong with being white?
costamar | July 6, 2007 at 12:09 pm
How do you spell thunderthighs?
Jo | July 6, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Actually, most actors are advised not to get a lot of sun, because they can add as much skintone as they want with lighting.
And people that don’t bake in the sun look prettier longer, so the industry can make more money off of them.
Sorry, firecrotch.
Jennifer Lope-- I mean, Jennifer Lohman | July 6, 2007 at 12:12 pm
There’s a small fish stuck in her buttcrack in the last picture.
CountDrunkulaXxX | July 6, 2007 at 12:15 pm
13, are you sure that youre looking at the same pictures as the rest of us??
There isnt an ounce of fat on this bitch. Well, unless Ben Affleck is on top of her… Then there are several. Millions that is.
Man he got chubby.
combustion8 | July 6, 2007 at 12:17 pm
They both need trainers.
Brenna | July 6, 2007 at 12:31 pm
What’s the big deal? Not fake baking or laying out in the sun like Britney and Paris is one of the best things you can do for your skin.
Good for her!
And yeah, white people are really white. I’m so pale I’m practically translucent.
VeryLiberating.com | July 6, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Gah! My eyes!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
wiinja | July 6, 2007 at 12:34 pm
speaking of white people, i’m so pale i glow in the dark… true story
Whitey | July 6, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Damn this site is fucking racist, saying a white person should be dark. I smell a lawsuit.
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michelle | July 6, 2007 at 12:41 pm
She has the same face as her troll daughter… the exact same! Ick!
milkdud | July 6, 2007 at 12:45 pm
nothing exciting….just another white girl with no boobs and a flat ass!!
LAME
wedgeone | July 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Hmm … thought that having a kid would have done her bod better. Chest like a pancake! Where’s Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly when you need them?
FRIST!!! | July 6, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Hi James, I agree
Jimbo | July 6, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Hi Frist! What about that bikini picture?
wedgeone | July 6, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Hey Bern – I left you a note to answer in the Paris Hilton song post. Check it out.
diddleysquat | July 6, 2007 at 1:12 pm
All of these hollywood chicks have mannish bodies…what’s up with that?
Chauncey Gardner | July 6, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Man, is that chick ugly. I’ve never found her attractive, even when she played a mental child in that switcheroo movie. Add that to her quarterback shoulders and lousy acting, and you pretty much have my least favorite actress in the world.
Actually, I’ve always thought Garner looked just like that blue singing thing from THE FIFTH ELEMENT that does the operatic funky chicken, and then takes a bunch of space bullets and dies. I think it’s those wicked cheekbones that are trying to conquer the center of her face.
Gas With Oily Discharge | July 6, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I never found her attractive.
She has a fugg-a-lugg mug.
john's girl | July 6, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Come on, nobody’s said anything about the fact that Ben’s carrying a pair of navy blue Crocs?
I’m ashamed.
whitegold | July 6, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Seriously? I don’t think she looks that pale?! I mean, sure, she isn’t tanned or anything, but she isn’t like abnormally pale or anything? Or am I the only one that thinks that?!
Beef Curtians | July 6, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I didn’t realize she was British.
LadyChroe | July 6, 2007 at 2:01 pm
I think she looks great. Really, tanning is on its way out… *ahem* parisbritneyjessica *ahem*
justifiable | July 6, 2007 at 2:02 pm
#30 God, you’re still a fucking moron. What the fuck is wrong with the sharks in Florida that you haven’t been eaten by now?
Jimbo | July 6, 2007 at 2:05 pm
She’s got a great mouth for blowjobs – could easily fit both the frank and the beans. But then you’d be staring right at her eyes and eyebrows, and it’d definitely flash through your mind that you’re being sucked by a man. Whether or not that makes you harder or softer is between you and Jesus
cosmetologiest | July 6, 2007 at 2:08 pm
How weird. She had a baby, and she still looks like a man. Is everyone in Hollywood an Alien?
Wildrose | July 6, 2007 at 2:09 pm
She’s adorable and I can think of a lot of other actresses who could follow her example and be a great mom and not paparazzi fodder day in/out!
HornDog | July 6, 2007 at 2:24 pm
To each his/her own, but I can’t see how anyone could have any issues with that body! One of the sexiest bodies on the planet!
asteadyrain | July 6, 2007 at 3:16 pm
she looks great! most women would kill to look like her after having a kid…
who’s the anorexic chick with her? you can see her spine! gross…
BaiLingDaBlingBling | July 6, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Super white woman looks good for just having a kid not too long ago… Needs a wee bit of tan though…