I don’t watch Jay Leno because I value my brain, but apparently Jennifer Garner let it slip twice that she was expecting a baby girl. Reader Mona writes in:
So Jennifer Garner accidentally referred to her unborn child as a “she” twice tonight on Jay Leno. The first time she covered it up pretty well, but the second time she stunned herself, threw her arms up to her mouth and sat there in silence for about 15 seconds. Oh it was great. So, congratulations for Ben and Jen and their soon to be born baby girl!!
None of this really matters though, since if Ben Affleck continues to smoke around his pregnant wife the only baby that’ll be left is a um, dead…blobby…thing. Because that’s what happens when pregnant women breathe cigarette smoke. Their babies turn into dead blobby things. And I have a PhD in babies so you know I’m right.
amuzer | September 28, 2005 at 1:54 am
Amazing…That is what happens with second hand smoke hits ya!
BonaFide | September 28, 2005 at 2:33 am
Jay Leno knows exactly how to ruin J. Lo’s night!
bookofsnow | September 28, 2005 at 2:40 am
Smoking is bad but it won’t like kill the baby.
jamestsanders | September 28, 2005 at 2:54 am
how come Britney couldn’t take a note from all the other celebs and still be cute when preggers?!?
Max | September 28, 2005 at 3:25 am
I think it was so cute! She’s so bubbly and happy, and her reaction was priceless.
Obsessa | September 28, 2005 at 3:41 am
And I have a PhD in babies so you know I’m right.
Wow. I’m speechless.
jon | September 28, 2005 at 4:23 am
I think a blob baby would be sweet. If anyone has seen the family guy where Peter wishes he had no bones you’d know what i’d mean.
Not as sweet as having your own theme music.
tarjamarja | September 28, 2005 at 4:27 am
Congratulations to the both of them! Little baby girls are the cutest things ever!
Pregnant women shouldn’t smoke or spend time around people who do, though.
Kalu | September 28, 2005 at 5:24 am
well, i don’t like babies, and i don’t like Ben and Jen and I definetly don’t like couples with rhyming names, but I DO like dead blobby things. they’re delicious.
Juliette | September 28, 2005 at 7:08 am
Yea this slip is going to get her tons of baby girl gifts sent to her. What a tradgedy…
DevastatorX | September 28, 2005 at 7:51 am
Isn’t Ben Affleck a “Dead, Blobby thing” already?
Oh, my bad. That’s his professional carearr.
Diana | September 28, 2005 at 8:44 am
Yes smoking is bad around pregnant women, but talking about their baby about how it is going to be a dead blob thing is just horrible (and like a previous poster said it is bad but it won’t kill the baby!)
sarijane | September 28, 2005 at 9:16 am
No, smoking won’t kill the baby. It will only give it chronic childhood bronchitis and quite possibly asthma, among numerous other health problems. But it won’t kill it.
CaptainMorgan | September 28, 2005 at 9:26 am
I just adore that girl. Such a cutie.
Congrats to her.
TrickyB | September 28, 2005 at 9:56 am
This site was funny until a week or two ago right? They need to stop trying to be funny, don’t try to write like the other guys.
Tommy Cruise | September 28, 2005 at 10:44 am
Ha-ha! I peed in my pants while reading this one! Not because it was funny, just because of my incontinence, and the fact that I drank a huge lemonade right after finishing off my prunes.
And I loved the last line, a very futile attempt to trick people into thinking the old editor was back.
wirthy | September 28, 2005 at 11:20 am
Any offspring of Ben Affleck probably won’t aspire to be much more than a dead blobby thing anyway.
Ninesling | September 28, 2005 at 12:28 pm
OOOH she is having a girl? How exciting, no one has ever had a baby before, especially not a female one!
ladyley | September 28, 2005 at 1:02 pm
yeah this site is not funny at all anymore. blah. I used to crack up at all the stories. Now this one was just wrong. I think it’s fucked up to talk about anyones baby like that regardless if Ben is smoking around Jen, yes it’s not the best thing to do but it won’t kill the baby.
Diana | September 28, 2005 at 1:09 pm
I totally agree ladyley. The editor is a wacko.
Nikk The Templar | September 28, 2005 at 1:52 pm
I didn’t know post-op trannies could have kids….
memory card reader | June 4, 2010 at 3:31 am
In fact, I drank a large lemonade right after the end of my prunes. And I liked the last line of a very vain attempt to deceive people into thinking that the former editor was back.