Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have revealed their new baby girl’s name to the folks at People, and it’s Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck – which sounds oddly familiar. Hmm, let’s take a look at the post some handsome devil wrote when the baby was born:
I happen to have the name of Jennifer and Ben’s new baby girl right here. It’s “God, I Wish You Were a Viable Acting Career Instead of a Baby Elizabeth Affleck.”
Yup, it’s official: I’m psychic. Of course, I already knew that and will now predict today’s PowerBall:
4, Panda bear, F7, &, Burrito with a jetpack, 6, Elmo.
I’ll be in touch to discuss my cut of the winnings. I know where you live.
Photos: WENN
suaveischeap | January 14, 2009 at 9:06 am
Can the girl not afford shampoo anymore since the demise of her viable acting career?
Joline | January 14, 2009 at 9:07 am
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
juniper | January 14, 2009 at 9:16 am
pregnancy makes her look really plain.
leelee | January 14, 2009 at 9:35 am
with a name like that you need to be born in to money…….this kid parents are poor so its gunna have a rough time and i know everyone says babys are cute and all but i bet is UGLY haha
Minty | January 14, 2009 at 9:43 am
@3 I like that she looks “plain”. It makes her real, not like the rest of the plastic women in hollywood.
SouthAfricanHotti | January 14, 2009 at 9:44 am
SOUTH africa rocks babe…im number four!!!!
#1isaretard | January 14, 2009 at 9:58 am
#1 her hair is wet you douche
Joana | January 14, 2009 at 10:09 am
What’s with this give-your-kid-twenty-names thing, in celebrity world these days? It’s like they end up giving the kids every name that ever ran in the family, there’s not even a middle name anymore! I bet they’ll end up calling her Polly, or something… How do you even pronounce “Seraphina”?
Elementary & Middle School classmates | January 14, 2009 at 10:17 am
We LOVE oddly name kids…..
Jeff W. | January 14, 2009 at 10:21 am
I feel so badly for the children of celebrities who are given such stupid names. Also, is it just me or has Jennifer Garner completely lost her looks? She looks like a man now. Pregnancy ruins women.
Jeff W. | January 14, 2009 at 10:21 am
I feel so badly for the children of celebrities who are given such stupid names. Also, is it just me or has Jennifer Garner completely lost her looks? She looks like a man now. Pregnancy ruins women.
todders | January 14, 2009 at 10:38 am
Nothing beats the name Lisa Bonet gave her kid. I can’t even spell that many letters.
But if you’re looking for a standard child name, I think Little Billy works quite well. I saw a hilarious video about a Little Billy, his desperate father, and the guy who got trampled to death at Wal-Mart. You should check it out:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
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Tatiana | January 14, 2009 at 11:10 am
omnipotent means all powerful, which i’m sure you are too, at least 33.3% anyway, but omniscent is the word you wanted since it means “all knowing.”
cod piece | January 14, 2009 at 11:12 am
haha! good job, superficial writer! i’ve always believed in you…
Ummm...yeah... | January 14, 2009 at 11:19 am
#15 I don’t see anything remotely funny in what that asswipe Fish wrote…
STFU asshole….ummm….yeah….you too Fucked up Fish…
RichPort's Ghost | January 14, 2009 at 11:21 am
I predict about now Ben Affleck really misses being the lesser half of Bennifer…
#14 – Tatiana is the feminine form of Tatius, a Roman family clan name, which I’m sure decribes you perfectly, but I think the word you wanted is douche, since pompous beeotch is technically a description and not a word, you pompous beeotch.
Kaiser | January 14, 2009 at 11:35 am
Two good reasons for staying single.
partypants | January 14, 2009 at 11:59 am
I basically just gave birth to a littler of kittens reading your powerball numbers. lmfao
killerabbit | January 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Oh come on, Fish, give yourself some more credit. You got the Affleck part correct, too. I think predicting 2 names out of 4 makes you 50% omnipotent.
MilfJungle | January 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Oh Ben Affleck what happened to Dazed and Confused?
Emma | January 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Omnipotent? Do you mean omniscient?
Omnipotent = All-powerful
Omniscient = All-knowing
Of course, the Superficial writer likely qualifies as both.
YouTube | January 14, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Who cares about average looking actors……?
Me 2 | January 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm
As far as kooky names go, this one could be worse. They’ll probably end up calling her Sera.
it'ssara | January 14, 2009 at 5:13 pm
^yeah, but that’s spelled wrong. duh
LondonBabe | January 14, 2009 at 6:04 pm
They look like brother and sister
kate | January 14, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Someone on ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** upload their dating photo. Many interesting information was public on that site. I like that site so much, let me know so many celebrities’ things.
gerard Vandenberg | January 14, 2009 at 10:10 pm
GOD……………………………such parents?
gizmoduck | January 14, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Burrito with a jetpack: best thing ever.
Sissi | January 14, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Is it wrong for a woman to have extramarital relationship?? these days, some news reported
that some celebrities joined the famous online dating club
__________interracialromancing.c o m____________
and they are seeking someone else there though they have husband or wife else….They
said,they do not care which races guys or beauties come from …
puhleez | January 16, 2009 at 3:19 am
It’s too bad you can’t just grow a baby in some kind of baby farm so the woman’s looks and sex appeal don’t go straight to hell afterwards.
lucy | January 16, 2009 at 10:19 am
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
baby names list | January 26, 2009 at 8:16 pm
The name of their baby is beautiful, I love the name Elizabeth..sounds sweet and love..
ugg boots | January 8, 2010 at 10:16 pm
fine
micro sd card | May 31, 2010 at 6:08 am
Regarding the kooky names go, it could be worse. They probably end up calling him Sera.