Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck’s new baby’s name proves I’m 33.3% omnipotent

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have revealed their new baby girl’s name to the folks at People, and it’s Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck – which sounds oddly familiar. Hmm, let’s take a look at the post some handsome devil wrote when the baby was born:

I happen to have the name of Jennifer and Ben’s new baby girl right here. It’s “God, I Wish You Were a Viable Acting Career Instead of a Baby Elizabeth Affleck.”

Yup, it’s official: I’m psychic. Of course, I already knew that and will now predict today’s PowerBall:

4, Panda bear, F7, &, Burrito with a jetpack, 6, Elmo.

I’ll be in touch to discuss my cut of the winnings. I know where you live.

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