Jennifer Aniston’s headlights are on and other news

July 30th, 2009 // 78 Comments

- Jon & Kate Plus 8 is still beloved by TLC. Then again, who doesn’t love exploitation dollars? That shit’s the best. [Just Jared]

- Tony Romo was “emotionally cheating” for months. Really? We’re going to use complex terms for a situation involving Jessica Simpson? Why not? [Celebslam]

- Rachelle Lefevre gets another punch in the tits from Summit Entertainment. [Lainey Gossip]

- Seth Rogen has words for Katherine Heigl. [PopEater]

- Lindsay Lohan claims she dyed her hair blonde for a film role. HAHAHA! But, no, seriously, what’s the real reason? Probation officer in town? [PopSugar]

- Megan Fox is tired of the Angelina Jolie comparison. Which is why she’s marrying Billy Bob Thornton. That’ll shut ‘em up! [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Comments (78)

  1. dfdfz | July 30, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    first!

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  2. ALMOSTindy | July 30, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    first!

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  3. FishLoses | July 30, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    Bad link for the Twatlight story.

    Wrong version of the word “died” (it’s dyed, you moron.)

    Failpost!

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  4. Me | July 30, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Me likey. Ladies, if you are over 35, then at a minimum, you should look like Jen. Otherwise you must be a fat American ho that got knocked up and let herself go (because your husband is legally bound to you and the kids).

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  5. Opera Man | July 30, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    Nippolo! Nippolo! Nippolo! Nippolo!

    L’Opera Man el grande stiffo!!!!!

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  6. Pele | July 30, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Bitch still got titty hard on 15 years after she started friends

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  7. elizabeth | July 30, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    sexy shoes!!!!

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  8. elizabeth | July 30, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    sexy shoes!!!!

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  9. dk | July 30, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    Something about this woman makes me wanna,

    pull out a 16″ Black dildo and ram into every oriface of that skanks, until she screams uncle. Then he will finish on her. You know her uncle molested her.

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  10. BodyForWife | July 30, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    This is so weird, but I swear I can see the image of Tom Selleck’s face in her left knee.

    Oh, and high beams are cool.

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  11. RtSS | July 30, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Nip, nip, nip, nipples!!! I see NIPPLES!!!

    Wow, as long as I have a mouth, Jennifer Aniston, you will always have a willing candidate to suck your … Nip, nip, nip, nipples!!! I see NIPPLES!!!

    Those are beautiful!!!

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  12. Tanzarian | July 30, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Jennifer Aniston has nipples?! Whoda thunk it.

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  13. dfdfz | July 30, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    first

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  14. babymaker | July 30, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Ahhh – she can still get my ‘ol babymaker up and ready to roll….good job, Jen!!

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  15. John | July 30, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    Return of the fake nipples! Must be a desperate day for Jen.

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  16. Lisa | July 30, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Psycho chick and the falsy nips.

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  17. clothesline | July 30, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    You could hang wet towels off those things.

    Fantastic job with these, though it’s a pity her hair is so fucked up….. but it did take some time to relaise that….. those rock hard buds are so mesmorising.

    Push the little daisies and make them come up…..
    Push the little daisies and make them come up…..

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  18. Lexi | July 30, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Oh look the I got to get a fake boyfriend nipples so I can front my next movie.

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  19. Bunny_Noses | July 30, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Jen’s talents and only reason for popularity are showing. Stop trying to shove her down our throats as some sort of legitmate “movie star”. She was on Friends, chicks dug her hair and the guys dug her nipples. That’s it, end of story.

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  20. Sandy | July 30, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Lol some of you want to have your way with Jen’s falsies. Those should come with a disclaimer.

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  21. Bo | July 30, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    Desperate much.

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  22. zuzuspetals | July 30, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    So, according to Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigel has said some “batshit crazy” things? I’ve read some of the things she’s said and it looks to me like she was expressing her *opinion.* Is she supposed to only say completely agreeable things about every movie or TV show she’s ever done? Is this the 50s? Is she Doris Day? No. Seth Rogen sounds like a dumbass.

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  23. zuzuspetals | July 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    So, according to Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigel has said some “batshit crazy” things? I’ve read some of the things she’s said and it looks to me like she was expressing her *opinion.* Is she supposed to only say completely agreeable things about every movie or TV show she’s ever done? Is this the 50s? Is she Doris Day? No. Seth Rogen sounds like a dumbass.

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  24. Ash | July 30, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Shes only fooling men. This is very desperate. I understand why she is considered the most desperate women in Hollywood.
    I think that’s why G Butler and Brad Cooper didn’t want to date her. She just reeks of desperation.

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  25. Nan | July 30, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    This is why I lost respect for her. She has to resort to this or she will not get any attention. Women with real talent don’t do this.

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  26. Cami | July 30, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    What a sad women. After she trap a man with this, how long do she think she will hold them. May be that’s why she keeps getting dumped.

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  27. Cami | July 30, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    What a sad women. After she trap a man with this, how long do she think she will hold them. May be that’s why she keeps getting dumped.

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  28. Courtyardpigeon | July 30, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    I don’t give a shit how old she is…she could be 90 for all I care…I’d hit that like Ike hit Tina all day!

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  29. Zee | July 31, 2009 at 12:03 am

    Megan fox may be hot…. overrated…. but hot none the less, but she sounds like a real BITCH

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  30. Ted | July 31, 2009 at 12:04 am

    courtyardpigeon just be sure you are not shock when there are no nips when she take those things off. I think you got a good chance with Jen. I hear she is very accommodating. Give her a call.

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  31. Quinn | July 31, 2009 at 12:06 am

    ooo I see tom selleck in her knee too!! very observant. Wonder whose images are in her other body parts.

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  32. Ted | July 31, 2009 at 12:09 am

    I would take Megan Fox hot young pussy over this old hag any day.

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  33. Ted | July 31, 2009 at 12:13 am

    Since the other guys went running from her I got to geuss girl here won’t move her ass in bed. I can’t stand a bitch that won’t move her ass in bed and lay there like a cold fish.

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  34. Martina | July 31, 2009 at 12:21 am

    Simply pathetic – Jen has to know that at her age – 40 – a sex tape is the only way she can compete with kim Kardashian and the younger party slut crowd.

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  35. Kodos | July 31, 2009 at 12:29 am

    Will somebody please just fuck her into oblivion already?

    Then we can sleep in peace.

    That is all.

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  36. Taz | July 31, 2009 at 12:30 am

    she may be fucking crazy but id pump her all day and night

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  37. vito | July 31, 2009 at 12:55 am

    10. BodyForWife…you must be sick in the head. Anyone with half a brain can tell that’s Wilford Brimley…

    Sheesh!

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  38. vito | July 31, 2009 at 1:12 am

    …page…TWO!!

    Seth Rogen probably ought to keep a dick in his pie hole so he can’t put his foot into it. Katherine Heigl shits out more talent daily than he’ll ever have.

    Even if she had no talent, she is beautiful enough that she could carry a movie by simply wandering around naked.

    I suspect the line to get tickets to see Seth Rogen in the buff would be pretty fucking short.

    …and now you know…the REST of the story.

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  39. britboysarehot | July 31, 2009 at 2:12 am

    She looks like a man and it’s just getting worse as she grows older.

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  40. RtSS | July 31, 2009 at 2:42 am

    I don’t want to sound like yet another hater, but she is gaining a bit of weight in her thighs. She never used to have those extra lbs there… I would still spread them legs apart and right that love tunnel like a bucking bronco, yeeeehaw! And my tongue is stiff just thinkin’ about lickin’ any one of her ‘fun holes’.

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  41. Bert | July 31, 2009 at 4:05 am

    I’ll fuck her into oblivion for you!!!

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  42. ROUGH daddy | July 31, 2009 at 6:19 am

    Why are people saying her twin pacifiers are fake? Id say those are between frigid and cold maybe she needs a sweater…

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  43. mikeock | July 31, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Will this bitch just get her Playboy pictorial over with so I can die saying I’ve finally seen it all?

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  44. mikeock | July 31, 2009 at 6:24 am

    Those shorts are a clam shot just waiting to happen.

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  45. jt | July 31, 2009 at 7:42 am

    Thank you for this

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  46. havoc | July 31, 2009 at 9:27 am

    I’d give her a 10 on the Bangability Scale.

    .

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  47. tra | July 31, 2009 at 9:35 am

    i love jen!!!! i want to be her bff

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  48. dontlooknow | July 31, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Nice legs for an old lady. The nips, not so much. Old ladies should keep that stuff under lock and key.

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  49. mafme | July 31, 2009 at 11:00 am

    #3 — I think that was some wishful thinking that sneaked in.

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  50. Martin | July 31, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Years of seeing a shrink and she is still crazy as a bed bug.
    Rough daddy go to your nearest Victoria Secret store and they will show you what Jen is using to make her nips stick out.

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