Jennifer Aniston’s GQ photo shoot

December 14th, 2008 // 174 Comments

Jennifer Aniston recently posed nude for the cover of GQ, but surprise! She also posed nude inside the magazine. It’s a Christmas miracle! Here are those pics minus the boring interview words about hating Angelina Jolie. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to find out whose tie that is and staple it to their neck. ‘Tis the season for helping others.

Photos: GQ
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  1. supersex

    the bitch is too old

    and her fucking feet are as big as shaq’s feet

  2. Mike

    Hmm, big feet you say? Since big feet means big penis for a guy, does that mean she’s carrying the ‘Big Dig’ between her legs? Har. No wonder everyone dumps her.

  3. liz

    I thought she had more class than that.

  4. Brian

    Sorry, but if she’s wearing a tie, then it ain’t nudity.

  5. pattyanne

    What a woman~! She sells~! Put her photo on a cover, and the magazine sells big time, put her name on a blog and that blog becomes very successful and popular. Even “haters” can’t resist her charm and charisma, therefore constantly posting their angst of ambivilent feelings about her on each and every site she appears on. No one can resist making some sort of comment about this sexy, successful, independent, confident woman, and that’s how it’s always been with those celebs who have more than gimicks , they have class, and “it”…..rock on Jennifer. You just get better, and better with age! And remember, the more people professing to hate you that take the time to type a post on you, indicates how many out here envy your ladylike behavior and can’t stand that you didn’t stoop to gutter snipe while going thru erradicating yourself from a bad marriage. Congrats on being happy in your own skin.

  6. pattyanne

    What a woman~! She sells~! Put her photo on a cover, and the magazine sells big time, put her name on a blog and that blog becomes very successful and popular. Even “haters” can’t resist her charm and charisma, therefore constantly posting their angst of ambivilent feelings about her on each and every site she appears on. No one can resist making some sort of comment about this sexy, successful, independent, confident woman, and that’s how it’s always been with those celebs who have more than gimicks , they have class, and “it”…..rock on Jennifer. You just get better, and better with age! And remember, the more people professing to hate you that take the time to type a post on you, indicates how many out here envy your ladylike behavior and can’t stand that you didn’t stoop to gutter snipe while going thru erradicating yourself from a bad marriage. Congrats on being happy in your own skin.

  7. JJF

    I would love to impregnate her. Over the years, I’ll bet I’ve spewed out a pint of knuckle children imagining having my penis inside of her moistness.

  8. moka

    je, ang, and brad, they all pathetic,
    i could not do one from the three

    they’re all stupid, sick, dumb and apthetic…

    poor children

  9. pshhh

    @68 Fati

    your name sounds like fatty. i think you’re the pot calling the kettle fat.

  10. PunkA

    She is 40, and she looks HAWT!!! I’d tag that if I had the chance and not think twice. GRRRRRR.

  11. maria

    I wish Jennifer Aniston would stop playing the blame game. Ya it’s Angelina who her husband ended up with, but stop hating on Angelina Jolie. Try focusing on the fact that YOUR HUSBAND LEFT YOU. Why don’t you say anything bad about him for once.

    At first I felt a little bad for the actress who can only play Rachel Green over and over again…but no I still maintain she is a bad actress and now is officially a pathetic psycho…it’s time to move on.

  12. tanya

    Dog face.

  13. Tanya

    I have some insecurity issues I need to work out.

    But for now, I’m going to talk about Jennifer Aniston as if I matter in her world.

  14. jennifer, es proporcionada, seria regia modelo para un pintor. No es voluptuosa. pero es clasica. Tiene una figura, perfecta, ni mas ni menos.

  15. jennifer, es proporcionada, seria regia modelo para un pintor. No es voluptuosa. pero es clasica. Tiene una figura, perfecta, ni mas ni menos.

  16. The Truf!

    What an attention whore. This bitch hasn’t been hot since she was on Friends, and even then I’d bang her 5th – 1. Monica, 2. the blond, 3. Joey, 4. Any female guest star/cameo/bit role, 5. Anniston.

    Nice tits, but 40 and full of baggage – poor actress and a completely shallow bitch that can’t handle that her ex is happy with someone else so she continuously goes out of her way to talk about them, talk about how Mayer has a big schlong and pose provocatively in the over-the-hill completely airbrushed GQ shoot. How pathetic can you get?

    Her new movie is likely going to suck and she has a bad chin. From all reports, she’s a complete cvnt to be around, and when Pitt wanted kids, she turned frigid – so Pitt traded her in on a more talented, wealthier, more successful actress who did want children. Sounds reasonable to me.

    Anniston just needs to complete this drama by committing suicide – she can do it nude and talk about Pitt & Jolie in her note. That’ll show ‘em.

    Just go away already.

  17. Ugly chin the poor unwanted freak

    This whore plays herself in every role and still makes millions. What a country. Who the fucks runs Hollywood? I think it is time for a new race of men to create and alternative.

  18. zuzuspetals

    She’s fucking gorgeous and her body is amazing and if you’ve written any posts to the contrary here you’re fucking jealous.
    Angelina is an under-handed, attention-seeking, deranged whore.
    End of story.

  19. j

    She looks the best ever. Fun carefree, makes her a lot more appealing. Gives the impression that she be fun in bed.

  20. I feel so sorry for her having that big huge face of hers. She needs a maxiofacial surgeon to sawzall down that big chin of hers.

  21. hi

    KEEP IT ON! KEEP IT ON! UGH!

  22. Team Angelina

    Pathetic. Not a shred of dignity.

    For no reason at all, I hate this woman. She embarasses herself every time she opens her mouth and this just takes the cake. 40 years old, photoshopped so much it looks like her head was pasted on a not even that great body, the desperation in her eyes like an old pitbull someone (brad) dropped off at the pound the day before Christmas to make way for that goddess Angelina. This woman’s never even had a kid has infinite money that she doesnt deserve (probably worst actress ever) and still look like a boring blob naked. When will she recognize that she got PWNED by someone infinetly more beautiful, talented, independant, kind, intelligent and humanitarian than herself. Honestly, the woman blew someone and luckily scored an annoying part on a dumb tv show and has sat next to a pool every day for the rest of her life, what a great human being.

    I love how whoever’s the big fan has to say how great she is and how she’s expressing herself and we’re “jealous.” i’m 20 years younger, much better looking, and even the pervy guys on here are meh over these drab photos. Beauty is objective and that man chin is not a quality a female should possess, let alone the too close together eyes, bad nose job , bland hair and body that makes anyone yawn. Anyone impressed by this cry for attention is a retard, and the only thing she expresses in these is how desperate for attention she is. Jolie leaves more class behind in the toilet than this woman will ever muster with her entire life and “career.”

  23. Pap Smear

    1. i wish i was the guy getting some good elbow tit 2. Brad must be kicking himself, he;s got a bunch of annoying little fuckers and Angelina keeps getting manlier

  24. Team Angelina is for whores

    @122

    You’re obviously on crack. If you want the definition of “cry for attention”, look no further than your mangy idol.

  25. schadenfreudelicious

    the bod looks great, and from certain angles her face is very pretty…from other angles she looks like a guy….the poses are so forced and awkward looking tho…nothing much appealing about them other than pure T and A…which is likely entirely the point….

  26. Sandi

    @122 – well said – I agree (well except for the 20 years younger thing – I am actually a smidge older but none the less – I agree with your comment)Angelina blows this chick out of the water in so many ways – hands down.

  27. lizzie-ski

    well, i think these were supposed to be fun sporty shots of a very in shape celeb but they got a little carried away. the word “tasteful” does not leap to mind. i didn’t think most straight men read this magazine so it’ interesting to me the depths they go to to try and hook ‘em. i think she was talked into these-she looks nervous. or maybe she just doesn’t give a damn anymore. beautiful bod but yeah could have given her some nicer poses and a few more clothes-the only things differentiating this from a playboy pictorial is a visible clit and a nipple. but maybe it’ll get her a femme fatal role-hey go for it girl!

  28. Tee

    Aniston, just GO AWAY!!!

    The more you put yourself in the spotlight, the more people think about how gorgeous and philanthropic and well-spoken and well-read Angelina is in comparison. And have you seen Shiloh? Most gorgeous child in the world. Give up already!

  29. Tee

    @118- Sorry, but I’m not jealous. I AM, however, jealous of Angelina Jolie who is the most beautiful woman in the world. But jealous of this turd, uh, no.

  30. Gatorbates

    She makes my cock tingle

  31. leah

    Boob job, face lift, nudity, a boyfriend 10 years younger, =’s Desperate.

  32. leah

    Boob job, face lift, nudity, a boyfriend 10 years younger, =’s Desperate.

  33. leah

    Boob job, face lift, nudity, a boyfriend 10 years younger, =’s Desperate.

  34. leah

    Boob job, face lift, nudity, a boyfriend 10 years younger, =’s Desperate.

  35. People, People…A Woman like that…40 years old and looks like a freckin rock star SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO SHOW OFF THAT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Brad Pitt What where U thinking?

  36. People, People…A Woman like that…40 years old and looks like a freckin rock star SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO SHOW OFF THAT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Brad Pitt What were U thinking?

  37. mary

    theres nothing wrong to pose a naked.. aslong as you are happy and confident and you know to your self that you have a good body.. why not??? who care’s.. being left be someone is not a big deal..you are a good person and have a good heart.. so go jenn.. dont mind the people who wants to see you desperate they did’nt not know what you feel and what’s in your mind.. just go for your goals.. and stay happy… they just only jelous and insecure.. heheheheheheh

  38. Hector

    i would give my left nut to be the arm of the model on the right

  39. I would give my left nut to be the right arm of the model on the right

  40. HungryHippo

    She’s hotter than Angelina now.

  41. lethall

    kic as jen you are smoking hot

  42. lethall

    kic ass jen you are smoking hot

  43. lethall

    kic as jen you are smoking hot

  44. Why do chicks with pocket titties feel the need to pose nude, and with that huge nose she is just so unattractive.

  45. Many reasons she shoud’ve never done this. Pocket titties, old granny, huge nose on this chick’s face.

  46. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    SueMe…

    YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT YOU ARE, GIVE US STATS, HEIGHT/WEIGHT/MEASUREMENTS/

  47. I sort of think she is trying too hard. She’s getting old now and looks really desperate and her tan doesn’t look that great. A few actresses have aged gracefully and taken good roles, but I think she’s stuck trying to play a 30 year old instead of maturing.

  48. #146 I never once mentioned anything about myself being hot. Don’t get me mixed up with my immitators, because they love to mimic me all the time. Im not going to give anymore of my business out on this site. Im taking the advice of someone who posted on the A. Keys thread.

  49. Grim Reaper

    They forgot to airbrush her face.

  50. Grim Reaper

    They forgot to airbrush her face. On second thought, maybe the airbrush artist did the best they could.

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