I put off posting these all day because, personally, I prefer a naked Anna Torv and Blake Lively through a telephoto lens over a pack of cougars in bikinis. Fortunately that move paid off because I had time to notice Jennifer Aniston’s right breast is completely hanging out while she’s talking to Sheryl Crow in Mexico over the weekend. Granted the pic is a tad blurry, but that’s definitely an areola and nipple. Trust me, I own a magnifying glass and one of those Sherlock Holmes hats so it’s impossible for me to tell a lie.
My penis fires Tiffany’s gift cards. And sometimes shoes.