Jennifer Aniston’s blurry nipple

February 8th, 2010 // 109 Comments

I put off posting these all day because, personally, I prefer a naked Anna Torv and Blake Lively through a telephoto lens over a pack of cougars in bikinis. Fortunately that move paid off because I had time to notice Jennifer Aniston’s right breast is completely hanging out while she’s talking to Sheryl Crow in Mexico over the weekend. Granted the pic is a tad blurry, but that’s definitely an areola and nipple. Trust me, I own a magnifying glass and one of those Sherlock Holmes hats so it’s impossible for me to tell a lie.

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My penis fires Tiffany’s gift cards. And sometimes shoes.


Comments (109)

  1. lovelyriot | February 8, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    Meh. Who cares. First?

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  2. ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss | February 8, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    the blurry nipple doesn’t do much for me…but that ass is devine!

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  3. Lima | February 8, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    1

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  4. Commodity Trading | February 8, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    Killer Blurry shot, that paparazzi couldn’t sell that!

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  5. rolnlikaselebrity | February 8, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Meh…? She is still a prime piece. She takes good care of that punanieah…

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  6. Wacker | February 8, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Been wackin her along time.. Opps here I go again. feels soo good !!

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  7. dude | February 8, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    pics 7 and 8 by far the best. Anyone else out there agree?

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  8. old | February 8, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Jennifer Aniston is so old and dried up it is disgusting. No man wants her. Her face is too masculine as well, with that weird square chin and all. Brad left her geezer ass for a reason. You will die alone Jen. Your personality sucks too. So do your shit romantic comedy movies. Kill yourself.

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  9. Rougher than rocco | February 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    LOL Is this the same troll from Cameron Diaz post? Thats got to be a new type of funny although disturbing…@8

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  10. rex kramer | February 8, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    This frigid bitch is as barren as the Gobi desert. No wonder every man leaves her. Lazy in the sack=can’t keep a man. Jen give a guy a little ATM if you want him to stick around.

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  11. truth doctor | February 8, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Oh yeah, I have cottage cheese in the fridge. Thanks Jen, you just solved my dinner dilemma.

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  12. Bare Necessities coupon | February 8, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    Aniston is the most shallow HW celeb. She is in great shape; regardless of her age. People shouldn’t be so negative.

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  13. havoc | February 8, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Thank you Jesus. I guarantee this chick tastes like rainbows and Care Bears. I would drink her bath water without hesitation.

    LOL at the comments from the homosexuals and fat chicks.

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  14. jewishustla | February 8, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    damn that ass looks delicious

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  15. Pal | February 8, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she calls the paparazzi to let them know where she’s going every time she leaves the house.

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  16. jojo | February 8, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Jennifer Aniston’s body is amazing….she is in amazing shape…all you haters can kiss her beautiful butt!

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  17. AbeVigoda | February 8, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Fantastic. I’d love to drill Jen’s 40-year-old butthole. She’s got a great body.

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  18. Tuppy | February 8, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    She isn’t covered in tattoos like all the rest of Hollywood’s cokewhores, I mean actresses…

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  19. What a nuerotic bitch | February 8, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    I still don’t understand this chick. She’s got a hot ass, a hot body, nice tits, a cute face, fame, millions of dollars in the bank and a career few achieve. Yet, she can’t get keep a dude if she pulled a madonna & bought a baby jesus for herself; she’s nuerotic and a bottomless pit of insecurity, & clinginess. She’s got it all & nothing at the same time. What the fuck is her problem?

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  20. AbeVigoda | February 8, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    I think Jen just needs her 40-year-old butthole drilled really well. That will settle her down. Like you said, she’s seemingly has it all, but it never works for her. There has to be something wrong.

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  21. Haywood Jablowmie | February 8, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Look at picture 8 if you want a clue as to why she can’t hang onto a man. that is a lot of bikini slapping around there, which means either her puss hangs down to her knees, and she is packing more meat than “Lady” Ga Ga between her legs.

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  22. jen | February 8, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    Jennifer Aniston’s pussy is probably all ashy like those of black hos. Except its not ashy because of her race, its ashy because she’s old as fuck. I love how every famous guy this senior citizen dates is only with her for the momentary fame it brings them. After the talk dies down, all the men dump this pathetic fool like there’s no tomorrow.

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  23. Caramel | February 8, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    I’d gladly bang her whether it made me famous or not.

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  24. r4 sdhc | February 8, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    looking lovely and looking gorgeous with healthy looking body. love to see her getting fresh air from filthy thing out here in LA. life is short go enjoy life what ever makes you happy.

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  25. Jenjen | February 8, 2010 at 11:59 pm

    Lookin fab here! Go girl!

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  26. soahc | February 9, 2010 at 12:03 am

    #5 Thank you! I now know how to spell ‘punanieah’. Best word EVER for beautiful flower.

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  27. Walter | February 9, 2010 at 12:26 am

    I’m confused by her. She’s absolutely out of my league but I still feel like saying “Hey – yo..Uhh..you’re like horse faced and stuff…so like stop being so ugly.”. But again, she has a smoking hot body – but she got dumped by John Mayer.

    DOES NOT COMPUTE.

    -Walter


    Laid Off

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  28. Bruny Morales | February 9, 2010 at 12:28 am

    What is this media fascination with Jennifer Aniston. She is average looking…has zero talent to contribute to the arts & entertainment field, possesses no special attributes — except for maneuvering herself geographically & sinking her claws to an A-Lister to manipulate her status from the B-List. What’s wrong with you people media and fans alike….GET A LIFE….PLEASE!!!

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  29. tc | February 9, 2010 at 12:45 am

    What’s the point of having a lovely ass like that if she won’t let anyone in it.

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  30. Nike Air Max 90 | February 9, 2010 at 1:46 am

    Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

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  31. Darth | February 9, 2010 at 2:42 am

    It looks like she found out what it takes to get posted here.

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  32. inquiry removal | February 9, 2010 at 2:46 am

    wow she is so smoking

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  33. Rhialto | February 9, 2010 at 2:47 am

    31
    She’s a bit slow of understanding.But better late than never.

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  35. Gando | February 9, 2010 at 2:53 am

    It’s hard to see whether it’s a glans or a nipple.

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  36. Boogeyman King Dong | February 9, 2010 at 2:58 am

    Hmm,who did suck those titties is gay.

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  37. Nero | February 9, 2010 at 3:02 am

    #31
    I’d expect some serious hard skin on her knees soon.

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  39. hollywood gossip | February 9, 2010 at 7:18 am

    looks sexy

    Hollywood Gossip

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  40. hollywood gossip | February 9, 2010 at 7:25 am

    yes it is

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  41. Veronica | February 9, 2010 at 7:26 am

    damn, I hope I look that hot when I’m 40. She has great breasts, always has.

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  42. farles chew | February 9, 2010 at 8:28 am

    still has an ass like a college girl. if she’s into tehbuttseks, angels sing every time her pooper gets reamed

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  43. Gueibor | February 9, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Does this woman age in reverse? She looks hotter than last year’s pics!!

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  44. La Garse | February 9, 2010 at 8:41 am

    I should look so good at her age.

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  45. Dagnole | February 9, 2010 at 8:51 am

    NSFW? Come on, you barely see anything at all!
    And a nipple or a breast is not obscene in the first place.

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  46. Lenny | February 9, 2010 at 8:51 am

    I just like her to grow out that huge greek bush.

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  47. Parker | February 9, 2010 at 9:07 am

    Like I always say, women have nipples so men will want to have anal sex with them. What a nice ass shot here too.

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  48. adelaide dancing | February 9, 2010 at 9:12 am

    nice, jennifer is great although i think she should make some more bad ass movies to compete with angelina!

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  49. havoc | February 9, 2010 at 9:24 am

    If pic #7 doesn’t give you stiffy….its time to visit your local mortician.

    .

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  50. KIKI | February 9, 2010 at 9:47 am

    I don’t understand the hatred for this woman. She is just doing her thing. Why do the Brangaloonies hate her so?

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