Jennifer Aniston’s bikini bottom (From the perspective of a crazed ‘Peeping Tom’ seagull)

May 15th, 2008 // 109 Comments

Before you guys start hurling the typical comments of “OMGZ Old!”; “I saw these on blah blah blah last year.”; and, the always stinging “You’re a marshmallow!”, scope out the angle on these pics. Sure, I posted similar shots on Monday, but not with the God’s view of Jennifer Aniston’s badonker in this recent batch. So that said, just look at the pretty pictures before I come into your house and knock shit over. Starting with your precious Hummels. KERPLOW! Then your Star Wars action figures. HI-YAH! And, finally, your Hannah Montana posters. WICK-A-POW! Wait. This is my house. Goddammit.

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  1. Denise

    John Mayer looks hot with his wet thick wavy hair.

  2. JoeBud

    She has the best ass in Hollywood.

  3. With google maps’ “satellite” view getting so presice, soon there will be no need for the paparazzi. Kudos Google, Kudos.

  4. With google maps’ “satellite” view getting so presice, soon there will be no need for the paparazzi. Kudos Google, Kudos.

  5. Vanessa

    She has a great, fit, healthy body. For her age and compared to many of her Hollywood counterparts she blows them away in terms of her body. How many young women do you know that don’t have cellulite or muffin tops let alone a woman who is nearly 40 years old. Her skin on her body is absolutely flawless, no stretchmarks, no saggy skin, no cellulite .. pretty amazing !!!

  6. Bag Lady

    John Mayer looks better than usual. And good for her – after everything I’m glad she’s finally moving on.
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  7. emmaleigh

    Jumpin_J…
    best first EVER!

  8. emmaleigh

    Jennifer Aniston is a Greek Goddess fo sho nucca

  9. joesomebody

    >>I guess I just tend to go for the more exotic/unusual.

    you say you usually go for more exotic females, VIOLET?

    jen is hot, women are too catty and jealous. and women especially hate on hot women that don’t look like them.

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