Jennifer Aniston’s abs and other news

- John Travolta should probably stop touching things. Just to be safe. [PopEater]

- Celebrities Without Make-Up: Do not click if pregnant. [Celebslam]

- Sarah Jessica Parker’s face will somehow still sell tickets. THE DEVIL IS REAL! [Lainey Gossip]

- Charlie Sheen’s punishment for threatening to kill his wife? $2 million an episode from CBS. Whee! [Dlisted]

- Kate Beckinsale does Cannes. [HollywoodTuna]

- Lady GaGa gave that kid a record deal. [StarPulse]

- Megan Fox’s Vagina: A Tale of Adversity [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Selita Ebanks does Maxim. [Popoholic]

- Christina Aguilera loves Lady GaGa as much as David Boreanaz isn’t bored with his wife already. [TheFABlife]

- Taylor Lautner is a comic book now. Why not? [PopSugar]

- James Franco is returning to General Hospital which pretty much proves he’s on heroin. [Just Jared]

- Michelle Rodriguez is like a Latin Lindsay Lohan except people actually want to put her in films. [The Blemish]

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